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Answering All Your Questions About the Great White North |
tikifish
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 2720
From: Toronto,Canada
|  Posted: 2005-08-11 1:20 pm Permalink
15. Chongolio - you don't need a passport to get into Canada if you are a US citizen. All you need is a valid drivers license and birth certificate. Heck, they'd even let you in!
16. I know nothing of this Milkwalker you speak of.
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rodeotiki
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Joined: Jan 21, 2004
Posts: 1513
From: calgary
| Posted: 2005-08-11 1:24 pm Permalink
to enter Canada Fish is right, you need proof of residence and proof of citizen ship . a passport will cover both requirements in one document. Same deal for us Canucks heading south eh.
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Urban Tiki
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Joined: Aug 18, 2004
Posts: 527
From: The Tropical Isle of Manhattan
| Posted: 2005-08-11 1:33 pm Permalink
Can you at least take back Celine Deon?
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cynfulcynner
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Joined: Mar 24, 2002
Posts: 1800
From: Ocean Beach, San Francisco
| Posted: 2005-08-11 2:09 pm Permalink
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On 2005-08-11 13:15, tikifish wrote:
11. The CN Tower is the height of 5 � football fields. stacked end-to-end.
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Are those American or Canadian football fields? 
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Sweet Daddy Tiki
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Joined: Jul 20, 2003
Posts: 1026
From: Edmonton
| Posted: 2005-08-11 5:12 pm Permalink
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rodeotiki
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From: calgary
| Posted: 2005-08-11 5:45 pm Permalink
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Jungle Trader
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Joined: Jan 04, 2003
Posts: 3691
From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
| Posted: 2005-08-11 10:24 pm Permalink
Wut is moose?
1. Canadian babe on steroids?
2. Jim Carrey as a Canadian babe on steroids?
3. Chocolate stuff you put in your hair?
4. Do you eat moose eh? If you do....YUCK eh.
5. Largest land animal in North America?
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Velvet Ruby
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Joined: Nov 22, 2003
Posts: 117
From: Vancouver
| Posted: 2005-08-11 10:47 pm Permalink
my mum knit my ex and I matching skull and crossbones touques and mittens for christmas a couple of years ago..
(and yes.. they actually do live in a log house on a lake by the mountains!)
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dogbytes
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Joined: Mar 24, 2002
Posts: 2240
From: seattle, wa
| Posted: 2005-08-11 11:12 pm Permalink
why do the license plates in Quebec say "buy my souvenirs"?
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Gigantalope
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Joined: Aug 01, 2004
Posts: 913
From: Shinola, California
| Posted: 2005-08-11 11:24 pm Permalink
Smoked Meat Sandwiches?
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Mai Tai
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Joined: Mar 21, 2004
Posts: 1430
From: Exotic Isle of Alameda
| Posted: 2005-08-12 02:28 am Permalink
Are Canadian football fields measured in meters or yards? And are there 100 of them in the field? You guys play on a 3-down system instead of a 4 down system, right? How many yards or meters to achieve a 1st down?
Do you guys want Jeff Garcia back? Inquiring minds want to know.
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cheekytiki
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Joined: Mar 09, 2004
Posts: 1088
From: The Haole Hut, London, UK
| Posted: 2005-08-12 02:37 am Permalink
Is it true that all of the funny people in America are really Canadians?
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tikifish
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 2720
From: Toronto,Canada
| Posted: 2005-08-12 06:33 am Permalink
17. Prostitution is legal; pimping and operating or being found in or working in a "bawdy house" (every place where one or more prostitutes regularly work or where "indecent acts" are performed) are not. Solicitation in public is also illegal, which covers street and hotel prostitution. Massage parlours which provide handjobs or more are semi-tolerated. Generally the best bet are outcall escort services (which operate on shaky ground also, but are legal for both the prostitute and the customer) and independant call girls. Good luck with your endeavour!
18. Finders Keepers. Celine's all yours!
19. The universe is infinite, there is no 'centre'. What are they teaching you in that backwater town you live in, what is it called again, Edwardton... Eddington... Badminton...
[ This Message was edited by: tikifish 2005-08-12 06:34 ]
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tikifish
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 2720
From: Toronto,Canada
| Posted: 2005-08-12 06:42 am Permalink
20. Moose is good food.
21. This is so you remember to buy souvenirs before you leave Quebec. Because surely you have need for a carved wooden beaver, a Bonhomme snowglobe, A t-shirt that says 'Je suis SEXY' and some maple syrup, oui? Other say Je Me Souviens means 'I remember', which to me seems like a thinly veiled threat. Kind of like a license plate saying 'I KNOW WHAT YOU DID.'
22. I will no longer weigh in on football and meat questions. Sorry.
23. If all the funny Canadians are in the US, why am I still here?
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badmojo
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Joined: Apr 23, 2003
Posts: 666 | Posted: 2005-08-12 06:45 am Permalink
Is it really true that the bestest women in the whole world come from Toronto? Are bonus points gathered from growing up in "The Pick"?
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