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"Phonetic" poems....
MachTiki
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From: San Diego, CA
Posted: 2005-08-16 4:32 pm   Permalink

The reception would have dinner for the guests
Complete with lettuce alone undressed
As they walked down the aisle
The couple thought about the isle
Where their door sign would read "Let us alone undressed"


 
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Johnny Dollar
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From: Baltimore, Maryland, PNG
Posted: 2005-08-16 5:01 pm   Permalink

cherry capri shakes maracas
as the party grows ever more raucous
she says ‘i can’t lie
i ordered a mai tai
but this drink in my hand is moe rocca’s.’


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Tangaroa
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Posted: 2005-08-17 09:20 am   Permalink

You people are amazing....

 
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tikifish
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
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From: Toronto,Canada
Posted: 2005-08-17 1:08 pm   Permalink

Sabu, Z, Mach, Rain
All of them clamber for a Steve Crane
Yet it falls beyond their grasp
As they scream with a croaking rasp -
'Curse that Kohala, and his empiric reign!'

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Tangaroa
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Posted: 2005-08-17 1:27 pm   Permalink

Nice.

I hereby apologize to Lance Martin for your lack of productivity.


 
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tikifish
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From: Toronto,Canada
Posted: 2005-08-18 07:10 am   Permalink

There once was a man, Paul. E. Neeson
Who wanted a bride Polynesian
But he settled on China
And got some nice Doulton China
Once he married sweet Polly Ni-Zhin

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MachTiki
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Posted: 2005-08-18 08:50 am   Permalink

Nice work TF!!

 
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Tangaroa
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Posted: 2005-08-18 10:16 am   Permalink

These poems are taking on epic proportions in my book!

 
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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Joined: Aug 20, 2002
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From: Carson, California
Posted: 2005-08-18 12:05 pm   Permalink

A preschool chess master who hated surprises
Wondered who was supplying the prizes
"If my knight takes his pawn, Sir,
Will you tell me the sponsor?
Cuz I hope to dear God, Fisher Price is."

Sabu



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MachTiki
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Posted: 2005-08-18 12:16 pm   Permalink

WINNER, WINNER, WINNER!!!!

 
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Tangaroa
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Posted: 2005-08-18 1:45 pm   Permalink

Sweet Jumpin' Jesus Sabu!

 
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Mai Tai
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Posted: 2005-08-18 2:40 pm   Permalink

Nice one, Sabu!

 
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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From: Carson, California
Posted: 2005-08-18 3:41 pm   Permalink

Thanks, guys.

Tangaroa has made it much harder by declaring "limericks only". I'll try another though.


Welcome to our humble houses!
Take your shoes and your pants and your blouses
And soak them in bleach
With one thimble each
of camphor, to kill the crab louses.


Sabu
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Raffertiki
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From: L.I.
Posted: 2005-08-18 4:11 pm   Permalink

I'll make an attempt.

I went to see a drum corps
They decided to do way more
The show was rather freaky
They decided to go tiki
And earned a rather poor score


 
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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From: Carson, California
Posted: 2005-08-19 11:14 am   Permalink

Doctor Z every so often prepares,
A cocktail that uses three pears.
It's 160-proof,
So its use I approve,
As a solvent in auto repairs.


Sabu
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