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"Phonetic" poems.... |
MachTiki
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Joined: Feb 16, 2004
Posts: 1363
From: San Diego, CA
|  Posted: 2005-08-16 4:32 pm Permalink
The reception would have dinner for the guests
Complete with lettuce alone undressed
As they walked down the aisle
The couple thought about the isle
Where their door sign would read "Let us alone undressed"
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Johnny Dollar
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Joined: Oct 01, 2003
Posts: 2920
From: Baltimore, Maryland, PNG
| Posted: 2005-08-16 5:01 pm Permalink
cherry capri shakes maracas
as the party grows ever more raucous
she says ‘i can’t lie
i ordered a mai tai
but this drink in my hand is moe rocca’s.’
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Tangaroa
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Joined: Apr 25, 2002
Posts: 1550 | Posted: 2005-08-17 09:20 am Permalink
You people are amazing....
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tikifish
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 2720
From: Toronto,Canada
| Posted: 2005-08-17 1:08 pm Permalink
Sabu, Z, Mach, Rain
All of them clamber for a Steve Crane
Yet it falls beyond their grasp
As they scream with a croaking rasp -
'Curse that Kohala, and his empiric reign!'
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Tangaroa
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Joined: Apr 25, 2002
Posts: 1550 | Posted: 2005-08-17 1:27 pm Permalink
Nice.
I hereby apologize to Lance Martin for your lack of productivity.
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tikifish
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 2720
From: Toronto,Canada
| Posted: 2005-08-18 07:10 am Permalink
There once was a man, Paul. E. Neeson
Who wanted a bride Polynesian
But he settled on China
And got some nice Doulton China
Once he married sweet Polly Ni-Zhin
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MachTiki
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Joined: Feb 16, 2004
Posts: 1363
From: San Diego, CA
| Posted: 2005-08-18 08:50 am Permalink
Nice work TF!!
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Tangaroa
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Joined: Apr 25, 2002
Posts: 1550 | Posted: 2005-08-18 10:16 am Permalink
These poems are taking on epic proportions in my book!
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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Joined: Aug 20, 2002
Posts: 2784
From: Carson, California
| Posted: 2005-08-18 12:05 pm Permalink
A preschool chess master who hated surprises
Wondered who was supplying the prizes
"If my knight takes his pawn, Sir,
Will you tell me the sponsor?
Cuz I hope to dear God, Fisher Price is."
Sabu
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MachTiki
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Joined: Feb 16, 2004
Posts: 1363
From: San Diego, CA
| Posted: 2005-08-18 12:16 pm Permalink
WINNER, WINNER, WINNER!!!!
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Tangaroa
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Joined: Apr 25, 2002
Posts: 1550 | Posted: 2005-08-18 1:45 pm Permalink
Sweet Jumpin' Jesus Sabu!
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Mai Tai
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Joined: Mar 21, 2004
Posts: 1430
From: Exotic Isle of Alameda
| Posted: 2005-08-18 2:40 pm Permalink
Nice one, Sabu!
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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Joined: Aug 20, 2002
Posts: 2784
From: Carson, California
| Posted: 2005-08-18 3:41 pm Permalink
Thanks, guys.
Tangaroa has made it much harder by declaring "limericks only". I'll try another though.
Welcome to our humble houses!
Take your shoes and your pants and your blouses
And soak them in bleach
With one thimble each
of camphor, to kill the crab louses.
Sabu
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Raffertiki
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Joined: Oct 31, 2003
Posts: 1527
From: L.I.
| Posted: 2005-08-18 4:11 pm Permalink
I'll make an attempt.
I went to see a drum corps
They decided to do way more
The show was rather freaky
They decided to go tiki
And earned a rather poor score
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
Grand Member (8 years)
Joined: Aug 20, 2002
Posts: 2784
From: Carson, California
| Posted: 2005-08-19 11:14 am Permalink
Doctor Z every so often prepares,
A cocktail that uses three pears.
It's 160-proof,
So its use I approve,
As a solvent in auto repairs.
Sabu
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