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"Phonetic" poems.... |
Tangaroa
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Posts: 1550 |  Posted: 2005-08-19 3:31 pm Permalink
You are now scaring me.
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Johnny Dollar
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From: Baltimore, Maryland, PNG
| Posted: 2005-08-19 5:28 pm Permalink
for the ultimate in tortured syntax...
"persist you must, tangaroa,
to make that mustang a rower!
let his two oars be hooves
as the method behooves,
and feed him some tang. go row, eh?"
my good friend sal minella
grew ill with salmonella
and angie o'plastie
had angioplasty
as did her neighbors, sam and ella.
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Tikiwahine
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From: Ontario, Canada
| Posted: 2005-08-19 6:58 pm Permalink
A gorgeous young gal Poly Esther
Her Mum made her wear polyester
She took off her pants
Then moved off to France
Just cotton! wrote Polly(to test her)
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tikifish
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From: Toronto,Canada
| Posted: 2005-08-20 05:42 am Permalink
me like J$ rowing horse poem!
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Tangaroa
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Posts: 1550 | Posted: 2005-08-22 08:08 am Permalink
Nice - very nice all of you.
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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From: Carson, California
| Posted: 2005-08-22 12:08 pm Permalink
I've asked the young women in Kabul
In Russia I asked a Moscow belle
I asked Martin Denny
But he hadn't found any
Girls who didn't like a little more cowbell
Sabu
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MachTiki
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From: San Diego, CA
| Posted: 2005-08-22 12:45 pm Permalink
The young farmer bought a tractor
In hopes that it might attract her
With the greatest of pride
He showed up in his ride
And failed to see her hiding dog Baxter
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Johnny Dollar
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From: Baltimore, Maryland, PNG
| Posted: 2005-08-22 6:04 pm Permalink
i hate to tell you, but crack
should not be stashed in your butt crack
'cause when you start 'basing,
the smell is debasing
and your pipe will do nothing but crack
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MachTiki
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From: San Diego, CA
| Posted: 2005-08-24 1:01 pm Permalink
At the store was a lamb pre-sale
But I only had $20 from my lamp resell
So I auctioned off a wombat
Fresh off of combat
Freeing an eel from it's lamprey cell
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tikifish
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From: Toronto,Canada
| Posted: 2005-08-24 2:47 pm Permalink
My Camping Trip, by Jane
Bess, Wasps, skeeters, and an ominous tick
And the amenities - postively monastic!
The weather was cool and airy
But the highlight was culinary -
'Twas burnt veggie ham on a stick!
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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From: Carson, California
| Posted: 2005-08-25 12:35 am Permalink
Nice!
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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Posts: 2784
From: Carson, California
| Posted: 2005-08-25 02:01 am Permalink
The Wombat's my favorite Aussie
I think he's endearing because he,
Will dig up red ants
For supper then dance
In a bowler hat, much like Bob Fosse
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MachTiki
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From: San Diego, CA
| Posted: 2005-08-25 08:48 am Permalink
Impressive, my friend!!! 
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Tangaroa
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Joined: Apr 25, 2002
Posts: 1550 | Posted: 2005-08-25 08:50 am Permalink
Whoo Hoo! It's on again!
Anyone care to take on Sabu????
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Johnny Dollar
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From: Baltimore, Maryland, PNG
| Posted: 2005-08-26 11:44 am Permalink
young ben was heard to sob, "ooo!
why don't you play with me, sabu?"
who said, "drop them bambooz,
and let's find us some booze!"
ben said, "fine, but what's a boo?"
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