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Tangaroa
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Posted: 2005-08-19 3:31 pm   Permalink

You are now scaring me.

 
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Johnny Dollar
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Joined: Oct 01, 2003
Posts: 2965
From: Baltimore, Maryland, PNG
Posted: 2005-08-19 5:28 pm   Permalink

for the ultimate in tortured syntax...

"persist you must, tangaroa,
to make that mustang a rower!
let his two oars be hooves
as the method behooves,
and feed him some tang. go row, eh?"


my good friend sal minella
grew ill with salmonella
and angie o'plastie
had angioplasty
as did her neighbors, sam and ella.


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Tikiwahine
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Joined: Apr 09, 2003
Posts: 3288
From: Victoria, BC
Posted: 2005-08-19 6:58 pm   Permalink

A gorgeous young gal Poly Esther
Her Mum made her wear polyester
She took off her pants
Then moved off to France
Just cotton! wrote Polly(to test her)
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tikifish
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
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From: Toronto,Canada
Posted: 2005-08-20 05:42 am   Permalink

me like J$ rowing horse poem!

 
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Tangaroa
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Posted: 2005-08-22 08:08 am   Permalink

Nice - very nice all of you.

 
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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Joined: Aug 20, 2002
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From: Carson, California
Posted: 2005-08-22 12:08 pm   Permalink

I've asked the young women in Kabul
In Russia I asked a Moscow belle
I asked Martin Denny
But he hadn't found any
Girls who didn't like a little more cowbell


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MachTiki
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Joined: Feb 16, 2004
Posts: 1364
From: San Diego, CA
Posted: 2005-08-22 12:45 pm   Permalink

The young farmer bought a tractor
In hopes that it might attract her
With the greatest of pride
He showed up in his ride
And failed to see her hiding dog Baxter


 
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Johnny Dollar
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From: Baltimore, Maryland, PNG
Posted: 2005-08-22 6:04 pm   Permalink

i hate to tell you, but crack
should not be stashed in your butt crack
'cause when you start 'basing,
the smell is debasing
and your pipe will do nothing but crack
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MachTiki
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From: San Diego, CA
Posted: 2005-08-24 1:01 pm   Permalink

At the store was a lamb pre-sale
But I only had $20 from my lamp resell
So I auctioned off a wombat
Fresh off of combat
Freeing an eel from it's lamprey cell


 
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tikifish
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
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From: Toronto,Canada
Posted: 2005-08-24 2:47 pm   Permalink

My Camping Trip, by Jane

Bess, Wasps, skeeters, and an ominous tick
And the amenities - postively monastic!
The weather was cool and airy
But the highlight was culinary -
'Twas burnt veggie ham on a stick!


 
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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Posted: 2005-08-25 12:35 am   Permalink

Nice!

 
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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From: Carson, California
Posted: 2005-08-25 02:01 am   Permalink

The Wombat's my favorite Aussie
I think he's endearing because he,
Will dig up red ants
For supper then dance
In a bowler hat, much like Bob Fosse



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MachTiki
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From: San Diego, CA
Posted: 2005-08-25 08:48 am   Permalink

Impressive, my friend!!!

 
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Tangaroa
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Posted: 2005-08-25 08:50 am   Permalink

Whoo Hoo! It's on again!

Anyone care to take on Sabu????


 
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Johnny Dollar
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From: Baltimore, Maryland, PNG
Posted: 2005-08-26 11:44 am   Permalink

young ben was heard to sob, "ooo!
why don't you play with me, sabu?"
who said, "drop them bambooz,
and let's find us some booze!"
ben said, "fine, but what's a boo?"
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