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Urban Tiki
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Joined: Aug 18, 2004
Posts: 527
From: The Tropical Isle of Manhattan
|  Posted: 2005-08-16 1:21 pm Permalink
It's no fun if you have permission. :grin:
Although this may be a good time to tell a Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinski joke.
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tikitortured
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Apr 08, 2004
Posts: 329
From: Huntington Beach Ca.
| Posted: 2005-08-23 11:28 am Permalink
When that bastard finally does die, I want to dig him up and kill him again.
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alohabros
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Feb 04, 2004
Posts: 533
From: westernus
| Posted: 2005-08-23 11:37 am Permalink
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On 2005-08-23 11:28, tikitortured wrote:
When that bastard finally does die, I want to dig him up and kill him again.
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... yeah kill, kill, kill... yeah... yeah...
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tikitortured
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Apr 08, 2004
Posts: 329
From: Huntington Beach Ca.
| Posted: 2005-08-24 9:06 pm Permalink
Some people like skipping through the park with daffodils in their hand whistling a happy tune ignoring the evil that lurks around them...others choose to confront it and deal with it. Yeah.
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alohabros
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Feb 04, 2004
Posts: 533
From: westernus
| Posted: 2005-08-25 09:08 am Permalink
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On 2005-08-24 21:06, tikitortured wrote:
Some people like skipping through the park with daffodils in their hand whistling a happy tune ignoring the evil that lurks around them...others choose to confront it and deal with it. Yeah.
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... wow, what a bunch of malarkey... how bout confronting "evil" with some daffodils and a happy tune...
... what is evil, anyway... and does anyone care...
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Tiki Bombay
Tiki Centralite
Joined: Oct 21, 2004
Posts: 11
From: India
| Posted: 2005-08-25 09:51 am Permalink
In my country we do not tolerate evil. Read here to important story:
"The ogress Putana, a devourer of children, was sent to kill the infant Krsna; she assumed a charming form and let him suck her breast, which she had smeared with a virulent poison. But Krsna, pressing her breast hard with his hands, angrily drank out her life's breaths with the milk and killed her, having cut off her breasts." -- Srimad Bhagavatam (Bhagavata Purana) 10:6:1-44; Agni Purana 12; Brahma Purana 184; Harivamsa 50:22; Padma Purana 6:245; Visnu Purana 5:5.
If Lord Krsna had given flowers and song to Putana, Krsna would have been killed...
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pappythesailor
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Joined: Jul 07, 2005
Posts: 1563
From: Mass.
| Posted: 2005-08-25 10:11 am Permalink
Unless they were poison flowers. Then when she sniffed them she'd have been like "Aaaaaahhh! Poison flowers!"
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tikitortured
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Apr 08, 2004
Posts: 329
From: Huntington Beach Ca.
| Posted: 2005-08-25 10:45 am Permalink
Yeah, you've got it all figured out Alohabros, that's a rational way of looking at things. By the way, what color is the sky where you come from?
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alohabros
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Feb 04, 2004
Posts: 533
From: westernus
| Posted: 2005-08-25 11:08 am Permalink
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On 2005-08-25 10:45, tikitortured wrote:
... By the way, what color is the sky where you come from?
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.. blue skies, all day, everyday... light offshores & a-frames all day, everyday...
... life is pretty darn good, ole chum... don't let too much crap infect what is an otherwise killer gig...
... evil??? bah humbug... don't buy into any of that stuff... get's ya down...
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alohabros
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Joined: Feb 04, 2004
Posts: 533
From: westernus
| Posted: 2005-09-20 4:01 pm Permalink
God finally had enough and decided to end the world. However He wanted to warn the people.
He decided to call the three most influentialpeople of the world. He therefore summoned Bill Clinton, Fidel Castro and Bill Gates into one room and told them of His plan and to go out and inform the world.
President Clinton immediately appeared on CNN and told the U.S. "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, there IS a God. The bad news is He is going to end the world.
Fidel Castro went to the Communist network and told them. "I have bad news and worse news. The bad news is, despite what we have taught all these years, there IS a God. The worse news is, He is upset. He is about to end the world"
Bill Gates turned to the internet and informed the world. I have good news and better news... The good news is, God thinks I am one of the three most influential people on earth... the better news is this that..... I won't have to upgrade Windows XP........
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alohabros
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Joined: Feb 04, 2004
Posts: 533
From: westernus
| Posted: 2005-09-20 4:06 pm Permalink
Fidel Castro and his chauffeur were cruising along a country road in Las Villas one day when a pig ran out in front of their car. The chauffeur tried to avoid it, but couldn't, and the pig was killed.
The dictator ordered the driver to go to the farmhouse and explain to the pig's owners what had happened.
About an hour later the chauffeur staggered back to the jeep with his clothes in total disarray. He was holding a bottle of rum in one hand, a cigar in the other and smiling happily.
"What happened?" asked Fidel.
"Well", the chauffeur replied, "the farmer gave me the rum, his wife gave me the cigar and their beautiful daughter made mad, passionate love to me."
"My God Man, what did you tell them?" asked Fidel.
The driver replied, "I am Fidel Castro's chauffeur and I just killed the pig."
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Tiki Rotterdam
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Joined: Nov 14, 2004
Posts: 116
From: Rotterdam, Holland
| Posted: 2005-09-20 5:06 pm Permalink
I'd rather have Fidel in my Tikibar than Bush.
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