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Recipe: The Fleet's In |
mrtikibar
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Joined: Jul 07, 2002
Posts: 832
From: Neskowin, OR
|  Posted: 2005-09-08 10:29 am Permalink
Well I'm going in for a colonoscopy in a few hours. (Just routine middle age probing and poking.) I'm restricted to clear liquids at this point in time but came up with this recipe idea:
1.5 oz Fleet Phospho-Soda (Ginger-Lemon Flavor)
1.5 oz Silver Puerto Rican Rum
3.0 oz Ginger Ale
dash of Roses lime juice (no fresh lime; pulp and seed issues)
It will knock the crap out of you!
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Rum Balls
Grand Member (7 years) 
Joined: Oct 04, 2004
Posts: 829
From: Portland, OR
| Posted: 2005-09-09 4:05 pm Permalink
Where the heck do you get Fleet Phospho-Soda?
And that'll do it for "probing" questions from me!
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Rum Demon
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Joined: Jun 20, 2005
Posts: 254
From: Portland, Oregon
| Posted: 2005-09-09 4:18 pm Permalink
"Fleet Phospho-soda ACCU-PREP is a complete bowel cleansing kit designed to eliminate patient confusion and alleviate anorectal irritation."
Ha!!! That's awesome! Way to spice up your doctor's recommendations! Kudos!
http://www.phosphosoda.com/
Hope all went well. Take care.
-Joe
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Rum Balls
Grand Member (7 years)
Joined: Oct 04, 2004
Posts: 829
From: Portland, OR
| Posted: 2005-09-09 4:33 pm Permalink
And here I was thinking Mr. TB found it at the nearest Wild Oats or New Seasons market!!!
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mrtikibar
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Joined: Jul 07, 2002
Posts: 832
From: Neskowin, OR
| Posted: 2005-09-09 11:21 pm Permalink
My lower track is fine. Yea! No more Fleet for another ten years!
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freddiefreelance
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Joined: Feb 15, 2003
Posts: 2983
From: San Diego, Ca.
| Posted: 2005-09-13 09:27 am Permalink
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On 2005-09-09 23:21, mrtikibar wrote:
My lower track is fine. Yea! No more Fleet for another ten years!
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Well, I'm certainly glad everything was OK in the end...
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Rev. Dr. Frederick J. Freelance, Ph.D., Th.D., D.F.S
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mrtikibar
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Joined: Jul 07, 2002
Posts: 832
From: Neskowin, OR
| Posted: 2005-09-14 4:34 pm Permalink
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Well, I'm certainly glad everything was OK in the end...
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Yeah, that's the bottom line.
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Iolani
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Joined: Sep 30, 2003
Posts: 89 | Posted: 2005-09-30 09:44 am Permalink
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On 2005-09-09 23:21, mrtikibar wrote:
My lower track is fine. Yea! No more Fleet for another ten years!
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Oh, I thought the name had to do with Naval manoeuvres, specifically within red light districts.
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