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Math speaks the truth ...
rodeotiki
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Joined: Jan 21, 2004
Posts: 1513
From: calgary
Posted: 2005-09-26 5:42 pm   Permalink

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might Help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, ! look how far a** kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and A** kissing that will put you over the top.




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Sweet Daddy Tiki
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Joined: Jul 20, 2003
Posts: 1070
From: Edmonton
Posted: 2005-09-26 5:55 pm   Permalink

I always give 111% because, frankly, 110% just doesn't cut it anymore.

 
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Palama Tiki
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Joined: Mar 01, 2005
Posts: 349
From: Lake Wales, Florida
Posted: 2005-09-26 6:20 pm   Permalink

i've never understood math.... UNTIL NOW!

 
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Tiki Rotterdam
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Joined: Nov 14, 2004
Posts: 116
From: Rotterdam, Holland
Posted: 2005-09-26 10:14 pm   Permalink

I always like to go for the full 70 %!

 
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alohabros
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Joined: Feb 04, 2004
Posts: 533
From: westernus
Posted: 2005-09-27 10:51 am   Permalink

... you can bet on 50%...

 
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Unga Bunga
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Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 5812
From: CaliTikifornia
Posted: 2005-09-27 12:23 pm   Permalink

H A N F O R D
8+1+14+6+15+18+4=100%

Ya , I know my math sucks, but what the hey!


 
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Scott McGerik
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Joined: Feb 23, 2005
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From: South St Paul, MN/Minnesota
Posted: 2005-09-27 6:36 pm   Permalink

I must have skipped the day this was discussed in class.

 
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