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rodeotiki
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Joined: Jan 21, 2004
Posts: 1513
From: calgary
|  Posted: 2005-09-26 5:42 pm Permalink
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might Help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, ! look how far a** kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and A** kissing that will put you over the top.
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Sweet Daddy Tiki
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Joined: Jul 20, 2003
Posts: 1026
From: Edmonton
| Posted: 2005-09-26 5:55 pm Permalink
I always give 111% because, frankly, 110% just doesn't cut it anymore.
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Palama Tiki
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Joined: Mar 01, 2005
Posts: 349
From: Lake Wales, Florida
| Posted: 2005-09-26 6:20 pm Permalink
i've never understood math.... UNTIL NOW!
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Tiki Rotterdam
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Joined: Nov 14, 2004
Posts: 116
From: Rotterdam, Holland
| Posted: 2005-09-26 10:14 pm Permalink
I always like to go for the full 70 %!
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alohabros
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Joined: Feb 04, 2004
Posts: 533
From: westernus
| Posted: 2005-09-27 10:51 am Permalink
... you can bet on 50%...
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Unga Bunga
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Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 5734
From: CaliTikifornia
| Posted: 2005-09-27 12:23 pm Permalink
H A N F O R D
8+1+14+6+15+18+4=100%
Ya , I know my math sucks, but what the hey!
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Scott McGerik
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Joined: Feb 23, 2005
Posts: 187
From: South St Paul, MN/Minnesota
| Posted: 2005-09-27 6:36 pm Permalink
I must have skipped the day this was discussed in class.
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