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tikitortured
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Posted: 2005-10-06 8:55 pm   Permalink

Ok, I'll go first:
Anything by Johnny Cash or Bob Dylan.
Next...


 
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WenikiTiki
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Posted: 2005-10-06 11:04 pm   Permalink

How about: "Drop Kick Me Jesus Thru the Goal Posts of Life" ?

Or "She Has Freckles on Her, But She is Pretty" ?

And my all time favorite worse song is: "You're A Hard Dog to Keep Under The Porch" !!

Darn that Weird Al Yankovic, I actually used to never miss his show, tuned it in on FM!
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Sweet Daddy Tiki
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Posted: 2005-10-06 11:43 pm   Permalink

Any national anthem.


 
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freddiefreelance
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Posted: 2005-10-07 08:12 am   Permalink

I think the band Country Porn has them beat:
"Asshole From El Paso"
"Cum Stains On The Pillow (Where your Sweet Head used to Be)"
"Dry Humping In The Back Of A '55 Ford"
And many more that you probably wouldn't want to listen to. But if you do, look
Here (NSFW).
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donhonyc
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Posted: 2005-10-07 08:19 am   Permalink

'The Lion Sleeps Tonight' by The Tokens. There aren't many songs from the Oldies catalog that I hate, but I can't fuckin stand that song.

 
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Cool Manchu
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Posted: 2005-10-07 10:39 am   Permalink

Wow, I cannot belive that someone actually hates Johnny Cash. I can understand Dylan getting on your nerves, but Johnny Cash? I am befuddled.

For me, anything by Journey, almost ALL New country music and pop music. Oh and anything involving Stevie Nicks...


 
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tikifish
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Posted: 2005-10-07 11:21 am   Permalink

We Built This City on Rock and Roll!


 
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alohabros
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Posted: 2005-10-07 12:27 pm   Permalink

... anything by nine inch nails or hoobastank...

 
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WenikiTiki
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Posted: 2005-10-07 1:29 pm   Permalink

I forgot about my all time favorite worse song. This has horrible lyrics and a very catchy tune. My son used to play it over and over. 'Til I started playing it too... Check out the awful song "Lipstick" by Guttermouth:

http://www.metrolyrics.com/lyrics/44162/Guttermouth/Lipstick

And then there is pretty much any song by The Queers. When we lived in Guam we played "This Place Sucks" over and over. A great tension breaker when the kids are whining because once again Burger King or Taco Bell are only offering half their menu because a ship didn't come in with supplies... And then "Kicked Out of the Webelos" by The Queers is fun. Pretty much any song that begins with the classic: "ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!!!" is going to be bad...

PS I love Bob Dylan and Johnny Cash. Had played music by both of them the day I saw this thread.

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Cool Manchu
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Posted: 2005-10-07 1:46 pm   Permalink

Quote:
Pretty much any song that begins with the classic: "ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!!!" is going to be bad...



I would have to strongly disagree with you on this...Most of the Ramones songs start out that way and they are truly classic songs...

But given that you hate the Queers and the fact that they would have never existed if it wasn't for the Ramones, I think you might disagree with me on this...


 
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WenikiTiki
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Posted: 2005-10-07 2:30 pm   Permalink

Hey Cool Manchu!

I don't hate The Queers, or any band really.... I just think some of the songs qualify as "THE WORSE".

Yes, the world would be a sadder place had there never been the Ramones!

I guess technically we've been spared the really bad songs, because no one would buy them.

I listen to a wide variety of music. Maybe this should be why songs are the worse! What sets them apart...


 
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PiPhiRho
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Posted: 2005-10-07 3:35 pm   Permalink

The first thing that pops into my mind...

I vaguely remember a band called LAKE. it was the late 70s, early 80s, around that time. There was a song that got airplay on the radio. To me it was like fingernails on a chalkboard. Whenever that song came on I had to change the station. I think it is the only song by lake that I ever heard, but it was so bad that I was never tempted to listen to any of the others.

Probably not the worst ever, but that was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the thread.


 
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Posted: 2005-10-07 3:52 pm   Permalink

... Babe I'm leavin' ...

 
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Doctor Z
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Posted: 2005-10-07 6:19 pm   Permalink

Gee-- how 'bout any song from this entire 8-page thread of 'worst songs'?
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tikitortured
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Posted: 2005-10-07 8:44 pm   Permalink

"Free Fallin"! That song M-Fing SUCKS!!!!
..."cuz I'm free....2....3....4....5....free fallin". GOD THAT BLOWS!!! Just one more dumb song in a long line of dumb Tom Petty songs.

That song from Chubawumba that goes:..."I get knocked down, then I get up again, ain't no one gonna keep me down"... is freakin lame too!

And anything Bruce Springsteen has ever done or will do in the future.


 
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