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badmojo
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Posts: 666 |  Posted: 2005-10-13 07:46 am Permalink
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sickmont
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Joined: Jun 28, 2005
Posts: 21
From: Bradenton, Florida
| Posted: 2005-10-13 08:11 am Permalink
Camel toads? That's too funny.
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DawnTiki
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From: next stop Hulaville!
| Posted: 2005-10-13 10:02 am Permalink
I think she is mistaken in her definition, aren't there both male and female versions of this phenomenon? http://ctoe.bolt.com/
With all due respect to our Vice P...
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The Sperm Whale
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From: Lakewood California
| Posted: 2005-10-13 10:14 am Permalink
I think that the retarded lady should go tell the boys parents!! Duh, I think your son is getting high on camel toads. That article is hilarious!!!
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naugatiki
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From: Port Angeles, Wa
| Posted: 2005-10-13 11:33 am Permalink
Toad licking is also known as "Lillipadding, frenching the prince, and doing Kermit."
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stuff-o-rama
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From: Central Coast of California
| Posted: 2005-10-13 2:09 pm Permalink
Just happened to find a letter while "cleaning" the room? Suuuuuurrrre....
Has anyone seen the documentary, Cane Toads? I think that's where the whole toad licking thing came from... Side note, I just saw "Serial Mom" again the other day, I forgot the band in the film was called "Camel Lips" and were played by the band L7. The costumes had padding in the crotch to exaggerate the "camel". Funny stuff.
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freddiefreelance
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From: San Diego, Ca.
| Posted: 2005-10-19 10:46 am Permalink
I think the lady was right on target, her Godson is looking to lick some Camel Toads.
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freddiefreelance
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| Posted: 2005-10-19 11:08 am Permalink
To answer the second question listed above, Bing Crosby had 6 sons & 1 daughter.
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JonPez
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From: Orlando, FL
| Posted: 2005-10-19 5:32 pm Permalink
I have also heard CamelToes called "Smuggling a Duncan" (as in a yo-yo)...
There is a visual for 'ya...
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cynfulcynner
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From: Ocean Beach, San Francisco
| Posted: 2005-10-19 8:31 pm Permalink
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On 2005-10-13 10:02, DawnTiki wrote:
aren't there both male and female versions of this phenomenon?
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Eeeeeuw! That's the most disgusting thing I've seen all day!
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atomictonytiki
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From: Bangkok
| Posted: 2005-10-20 08:09 am Permalink
Camel Toad reminds me of the hoax camel spiders
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Riptide
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From: Garden Grove, CA
| Posted: 2005-10-20 10:10 am Permalink
I remember findng a note in my brother's room saying he was going out looking for "moose knuckles".
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thebaxdog
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From: Santa Ana, CA.
| Posted: 2005-10-21 05:50 am Permalink
I think the Camel stops here?
read my lips
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tikifish
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From: Toronto,Canada
| Posted: 2005-10-22 4:33 pm Permalink
And don't foreget this awesome song! I have the MP# if you need to hear it desperately!
Artist: Fanny Pack
Song: Camel Toe
Lyrics:
walking down the street
something caught my eye
a growing epidemic that really ain't fly
a middle aged lady
i gotta be blunt
her spandex biker shorts were creepin up the front
I could see her uterus her pants were too tight
She must've owned panties that were not in sight
She walked right by the poor woman didn't know
She had a frontal wedgie. a Camel Toe
[Chorus]
um hmm thats right uh huh
oh no
fix yourself girl
you got a
Camel Toe
um hmm thats right uh huh
oh no
fix yourself girl
you got a
Camel Toe
girl thats gotta hurt
take some time and adjust can't you see people staring
and making a fuss
could not believe my eyes had to take a second glance
is your crotch hungry girl
cause its eating your pants
do you enjoy the comotion and attention it brings
the only lips i wanna see are the ones that sing
in public putting on an x rated show grossin people out
with your Camel Toe
[Repeat Chorus]
first day of spring and by the looks of things these girls have forgot how to dress
a little quick to wearin
wearin pum pum shorts
and its causin me much distress
whoomp there it is
yeha right in the front
everybody come and get a good look
i can see everything through the panty cling every cranny
and every nook
you better take a quick minute
before you step outside
and check the area thats pubic
or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch all twisted up
like rubic
take these words of advice
cause its not very nice
i wanna put you al in the know
girls don't sleep
don't let your pants creep
watch out for
The Camel Toe
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Tikiwahine
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From: Ontario, Canada
| Posted: 2005-10-22 5:14 pm Permalink
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