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tikitortured
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Joined: Apr 08, 2004
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From: Huntington Beach Ca.
Posted: 2005-10-24 8:04 pm   Permalink

Goo Goo Dolls (baby want a ba ba?)

The Band (you pretty much just gave up didn't you)

Wang Chung (an hour later I still don't want to hear them)

Yeah Yeah Yeah's (Uh...NO)

The The (Oooh clever, get it?)

Kajagoogoo (baby want a binky?)

Def Leppard (just like Led Zeppelin, except we suck)


 
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tikivixen
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Joined: Aug 28, 2002
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From: Vallejo CA
Posted: 2005-10-24 8:12 pm   Permalink

Tears for Fears...oh, SO precious. And we're real clever, we can think of a rhyme! yuk.

 
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Gigantalope
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Joined: Aug 01, 2004
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From: Shinola, California
Posted: 2005-10-24 8:48 pm   Permalink

Beatles is pretty hoakey



 
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donhonyc
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Joined: Jan 13, 2003
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From: The Quiet EAST Village
Posted: 2005-10-24 9:35 pm   Permalink

U2. Sheesh..yeah they'll really get far with a name like that. Good-luck!

 
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pappythesailor
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Joined: Jul 07, 2005
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From: Mass.
Posted: 2005-10-25 09:10 am   Permalink

He's not really a band but I always thought musician/composer Dick Hyman had the worst show business name ever.


 
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Mai Tai
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Joined: Mar 21, 2004
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From: Exotic Isle of Alameda
Posted: 2005-10-25 10:47 am   Permalink

Fudge Tunnel. 'nuff said.

 
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Mai Tai
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From: Exotic Isle of Alameda
Posted: 2005-10-25 10:50 am   Permalink

Or any number of 1980's hair metal and death metal bands. Helloween, Mercyful Fate, etc.
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I, Zombie
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Joined: Jul 14, 2003
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From: the Les Baxter Grotto (Minneapolis)
Posted: 2005-10-25 10:50 am   Permalink

Hey Pappy,

Some of his LP titles didn't help either!

Organ Antics of Dick Hyman

Dick Hyman: The Man From O.R.G.A.N



 
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King Bushwich the 33rd
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Joined: Jan 10, 2005
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From: Ling Cod Beach, CA 90803
Posted: 2005-10-25 11:35 am   Permalink

Then there are some band names that would take on new meaning because of events that followed years after the particular band formed.

Gerry and the Pacemakers
Anthrax
Katrina and the Waves


 
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thejab
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 2986
From: Tradewinds Apartments, Alameda, CA
Posted: 2005-10-25 12:03 pm   Permalink

I hate band names that use alternate spellings or abbreviations to look clever:

Stryper
Inxs
XTC, but at least they didn't suck

You get the idea.

Even the Beatles would fit in this category so I'll agree with Gegantalope!

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Johnny Dollar
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Joined: Oct 01, 2003
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From: Baltimore, Maryland, PNG
Posted: 2005-10-25 12:26 pm   Permalink

colostomy grab bag

 
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tikitortured
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Joined: Apr 08, 2004
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From: Huntington Beach Ca.
Posted: 2005-10-25 3:54 pm   Permalink

Yeah, you're right Mai Tai, I forgot about Fudge Tunnel. That's a bad, bad name.

What about Mustard Plug? What the hell is that? Gross!

I always hated John Cougar Mellencamp.
One of the best "take-offs" of a band or artist is John Cougar Concentration Camp. That's good stuff.


 
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tikifish
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
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From: Toronto,Canada
Posted: 2005-10-25 4:00 pm   Permalink

Glass Tiger!

 
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tikitortured
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From: Huntington Beach Ca.
Posted: 2005-10-25 6:53 pm   Permalink

Mind Over Four = Lame.

 
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alohabros
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Joined: Feb 04, 2004
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From: westernus
Posted: 2005-10-25 9:05 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2005-10-25 18:53, tikitortured wrote:
Mind Over Four = Lame.



... yeah, but what's in a name...


 
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