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Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk
MachTiki
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Joined: Feb 16, 2004
Posts: 1363
From: San Diego, CA
Posted: 2005-12-12 09:54 am   Permalink

Someone e-mailed this to me today and I wondered what other words or phrases are impossible to say when you're drunk.

As the holiday party season kicks into high gear, and you find yourself asking the inevitable question, "I wonder if he/she is drunk (yet)?", you might want to try some simple speech tests to guage a person's level of intoxication. Be sure to try to get the subject in question to use one or more of the following words or phrases:

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
Mitsubishi

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight.
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
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The Sperm Whale
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Joined: Aug 23, 2004
Posts: 1550
From: Lakewood California
Posted: 2005-12-12 10:29 am   Permalink

Damn I must still be drunk!!!

 
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Unga Bunga
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Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 5810
From: CaliTikifornia
Posted: 2005-12-13 12:57 pm   Permalink

~ Things that are difficult to say the next day ~
"I never posted that! Hanford, someone has my password!"


 
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dangergirl299
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Joined: Feb 18, 2003
Posts: 893
From: Bay Area
Posted: 2005-12-13 1:34 pm   Permalink

"chicken kitchen" is also a hard one

 
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Tiki Matt
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Joined: Jul 06, 2004
Posts: 924
From: North O.C.
Posted: 2005-12-13 5:45 pm   Permalink

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