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Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk |
MachTiki
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Feb 16, 2004
Posts: 1363
From: San Diego, CA
|  Posted: 2005-12-12 09:54 am Permalink
Someone e-mailed this to me today and I wondered what other words or phrases are impossible to say when you're drunk.
As the holiday party season kicks into high gear, and you find yourself asking the inevitable question, "I wonder if he/she is drunk (yet)?", you might want to try some simple speech tests to guage a person's level of intoxication. Be sure to try to get the subject in question to use one or more of the following words or phrases:
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
Mitsubishi
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight.
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
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The Sperm Whale
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Joined: Aug 23, 2004
Posts: 1538
From: Lakewood California
| Posted: 2005-12-12 10:29 am Permalink
Damn I must still be drunk!!!
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Unga Bunga
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Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 5734
From: CaliTikifornia
| Posted: 2005-12-13 12:57 pm Permalink
~ Things that are difficult to say the next day ~
"I never posted that! Hanford, someone has my password!"
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dangergirl299
Grand Member (first year) 
Joined: Feb 18, 2003
Posts: 893
From: Bay Area
| Posted: 2005-12-13 1:34 pm Permalink
"chicken kitchen" is also a hard one
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Tiki Matt
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Joined: Jul 06, 2004
Posts: 920
From: North O.C.
| Posted: 2005-12-13 5:45 pm Permalink
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