||Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk
Joined: Feb 16, 2004
From: San Diego, CA
|Posted: 2005-12-12 09:54 am  Permalink|
Someone e-mailed this to me today and I wondered what other words or phrases are impossible to say when you're drunk.
As the holiday party season kicks into high gear, and you find yourself asking the inevitable question, "I wonder if he/she is drunk (yet)?", you might want to try some simple speech tests to guage a person's level of intoxication. Be sure to try to get the subject in question to use one or more of the following words or phrases:
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight.
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
|The Sperm Whale|
Joined: Aug 23, 2004
From: Lakewood California
|Posted: 2005-12-12 10:29 am  Permalink|
Damn I must still be drunk!!!
Joined: Jun 06, 2003
|Posted: 2005-12-13 12:57 pm  Permalink|
~ Things that are difficult to say the next day ~
"I never posted that! Hanford, someone has my password!"
Grand Member (first year)
Joined: Feb 18, 2003
From: Bay Area
|Posted: 2005-12-13 1:34 pm  Permalink|
"chicken kitchen" is also a hard one
Joined: Jul 06, 2004
From: North O.C.
|Posted: 2005-12-13 5:45 pm  Permalink|