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TikiTikiTavi
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From: Exotica
|  Posted: 2005-12-13 3:31 pm Permalink
Would this item be considered "Tiki?" 
http://www.craigslist.org/eby/clt/115855181.html
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purple jade
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Posts: 1450
From: New Orleans
| Posted: 2005-12-13 3:35 pm Permalink
Maybe not, but it's way "Gobbler"!!!
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RevBambooBen
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From: Huntikington Beach
| Posted: 2005-12-13 8:53 pm Permalink
maybe if Hanford, Tiki Bong and Sven were laying on it?
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donhonyc
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Posts: 1173
From: The Quiet EAST Village
| Posted: 2005-12-13 9:37 pm Permalink
This item would be considered.."dirty" as in "filthy dirty"
It would also definitely be Gobbler.
This looks like a cool item that needs a serious cleaning and disinfecting. When and if you go look at it and it smells, Iwould just turn around and run the hell out of there.
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Unga Bunga
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Posts: 5734
From: CaliTikifornia
| Posted: 2005-12-14 12:37 am Permalink
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On 2005-12-13 21:37, donhonyc wrote:
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Make a mold... replicate it, then burn it!
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TikiTikiTavi
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Posts: 121
From: Exotica
| Posted: 2005-12-14 04:47 am Permalink
It looks like a biohazard to me. Hmmm, I wonder how many "adult movies" were filmed on this? Hey, maybe it has collector value based on the famous people who may have used it! Quick, call CSI to run the DNA samples to confirm its collector value...
A friend sent the link and the first thing that came to my mind was Austin Powers baby, yeah!!! I knew it needed to be shared here.
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DawnTiki
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Joined: Sep 01, 2002
Posts: 1673
From: next stop Hulaville!
| Posted: 2005-12-14 08:19 am Permalink
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On 2005-12-13 15:35, purple jade wrote:
Maybe not, but it's way "Gobbler"!!!
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Ok, so...I'm not hep to your lingo! I admit I am way out of it! WTF does "Gobbler" mean...I found these definitions online and all three scare the hell out of me in how this word "might" relate to this very old, very dirty, very round bed. Someone please, enlighten me here 
Gobbler (noun)
- a hasty eater who swallows large mouthfuls
- turkey cock: male turkey
- A slang term used to describe an extremely large and stretched out female labia, sometimes saggy and droopy that it looks like a turkey's gobbler.
Thanks in advance ~ the terribly unhip and a little freaked out DawnTiki
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Kon-Hemsby
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Posts: 1225
From: Andover, England
| Posted: 2005-12-14 08:24 am Permalink
Looks tacky not tiki. And I don't mean tacky in the sense of bad taste.
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purple jade
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From: New Orleans
| Posted: 2005-12-14 09:18 am Permalink
http://www.lileks.com/institute/motel/
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DawnTiki
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Posts: 1673
From: next stop Hulaville!
| Posted: 2005-12-14 11:35 am Permalink
Thanks PJ, I give the bed the gobbler's stain of approval! 
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TikiTikiTavi
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Posts: 121
From: Exotica
| Posted: 2005-12-15 11:46 am Permalink
Round bed with stains....$200
Bottle of Rum......$20
Eight Track tape......$5
Definition #3 for "Gobbler(noun)".....Priceless
For everything else, there is Tiki Central.....
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paranoid123
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Joined: Dec 13, 2002
Posts: 374
From: New York City
| Posted: 2005-12-15 10:04 pm Permalink
Do I make you horny? Do I make you randy? Do I?
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freddiefreelance
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Joined: Feb 15, 2003
Posts: 2983
From: San Diego, Ca.
| Posted: 2005-12-16 08:57 am Permalink
Ooooh! After seeing those beds I now want to build a 2/3 lifesize copy of Stonehenge & cover it in shag carpeting. Shaghenge!
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purple jade
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Posts: 1450
From: New Orleans
| Posted: 2005-12-16 11:13 am Permalink
Will it be 18" x 18"?
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TikiTikiTavi
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Posts: 121
From: Exotica
| Posted: 2005-12-16 12:31 pm Permalink
Where would you purchase round sheets for a round mattress? On that same line of thinking, where would you buy a round mattress?
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