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TikiTikiTavi
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From: Exotica
Posted: 2005-12-13 3:31 pm   Permalink

Would this item be considered "Tiki?"

http://www.craigslist.org/eby/clt/115855181.html


[ This Message was edited by: TikiTikiTavi 2005-12-13 15:32 ]


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purple jade
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Joined: Feb 19, 2003
Posts: 1450
From: New Orleans
Posted: 2005-12-13 3:35 pm   Permalink

Maybe not, but it's way "Gobbler"!!!

 
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RevBambooBen
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Joined: Nov 12, 2002
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From: Huntikington Beach
Posted: 2005-12-13 8:53 pm   Permalink

maybe if Hanford, Tiki Bong and Sven were laying on it?

 
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donhonyc
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From: The Quiet EAST Village
Posted: 2005-12-13 9:37 pm   Permalink

This item would be considered.."dirty" as in "filthy dirty"

It would also definitely be Gobbler.

This looks like a cool item that needs a serious cleaning and disinfecting. When and if you go look at it and it smells, Iwould just turn around and run the hell out of there.


 
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Unga Bunga
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Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 5820
From: CaliTikifornia
Posted: 2005-12-14 12:37 am   Permalink

Quote:

On 2005-12-13 21:37, donhonyc wrote:
This looks like a cool item that needs a serious cleaning and disinfecting.


Make a mold... replicate it, then burn it!


 
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TikiTikiTavi
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From: Exotica
Posted: 2005-12-14 04:47 am   Permalink

It looks like a biohazard to me. Hmmm, I wonder how many "adult movies" were filmed on this? Hey, maybe it has collector value based on the famous people who may have used it! Quick, call CSI to run the DNA samples to confirm its collector value...

A friend sent the link and the first thing that came to my mind was Austin Powers baby, yeah!!! I knew it needed to be shared here.


 
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DawnTiki
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Joined: Sep 01, 2002
Posts: 1675
From: next stop Hulaville!
Posted: 2005-12-14 08:19 am   Permalink

Quote:

On 2005-12-13 15:35, purple jade wrote:
Maybe not, but it's way "Gobbler"!!!



Ok, so...I'm not hep to your lingo! I admit I am way out of it! WTF does "Gobbler" mean...I found these definitions online and all three scare the hell out of me in how this word "might" relate to this very old, very dirty, very round bed. Someone please, enlighten me here


Gobbler (noun)


  • a hasty eater who swallows large mouthfuls

  • turkey cock: male turkey

  • A slang term used to describe an extremely large and stretched out female labia, sometimes saggy and droopy that it looks like a turkey's gobbler.




Thanks in advance ~ the terribly unhip and a little freaked out DawnTiki


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Kon-Hemsby
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Joined: Sep 17, 2003
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From: Andover, England
Posted: 2005-12-14 08:24 am   Permalink

Quote:

On 2005-12-13 15:31, TikiTikiTavi wrote:
Would this item be considered "Tiki?"

http://www.craigslist.org/eby/clt/115855181.html


[ This Message was edited by: TikiTikiTavi 2005-12-13 15:32 ]



Looks tacky not tiki. And I don't mean tacky in the sense of bad taste.
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purple jade
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From: New Orleans
Posted: 2005-12-14 09:18 am   Permalink

http://www.lileks.com/institute/motel/

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DawnTiki
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From: next stop Hulaville!
Posted: 2005-12-14 11:35 am   Permalink

Thanks PJ, I give the bed the gobbler's stain of approval!

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TikiTikiTavi
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From: Exotica
Posted: 2005-12-15 11:46 am   Permalink

Round bed with stains....$200
Bottle of Rum......$20
Eight Track tape......$5
Definition #3 for "Gobbler(noun)".....Priceless

For everything else, there is Tiki Central.....


 
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paranoid123
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Joined: Dec 13, 2002
Posts: 377
From: New York City
Posted: 2005-12-15 10:04 pm   Permalink

Do I make you horny? Do I make you randy? Do I?

 
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freddiefreelance
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Joined: Feb 15, 2003
Posts: 2993
From: San Diego, Ca.
Posted: 2005-12-16 08:57 am   Permalink

Quote:

On 2005-12-14 09:18, purple jade wrote:
http://www.lileks.com/institute/motel/


Ooooh! After seeing those beds I now want to build a 2/3 lifesize copy of Stonehenge & cover it in shag carpeting. Shaghenge!
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purple jade
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From: New Orleans
Posted: 2005-12-16 11:13 am   Permalink

Will it be 18" x 18"?

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TikiTikiTavi
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From: Exotica
Posted: 2005-12-16 12:31 pm   Permalink

Where would you purchase round sheets for a round mattress? On that same line of thinking, where would you buy a round mattress?
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