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suicide_sam
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Joined: Mar 26, 2002
Posts: 670
From: LBC
Posted: 2005-12-31 07:44 am   Permalink

sneeze so hard you crack your back?

 
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purple jade
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Joined: Feb 19, 2003
Posts: 1450
From: New Orleans
Posted: 2005-12-31 5:17 pm   Permalink

Yep...also coughed hard enough to break a rib.

 
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Suffering Bastard of Stumptown
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Joined: May 09, 2005
Posts: 648
From: PDX
Posted: 2005-12-31 5:23 pm   Permalink

Hell, I crack my back when I poop.

Sorry for the TMI, but it's true.

--SBiM


 
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cynfulcynner
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Joined: Mar 24, 2002
Posts: 1800
From: Ocean Beach, San Francisco
Posted: 2006-01-01 01:19 am   Permalink

Once I coughed so hard I wet my pants. Sorry, TMI again.



 
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Shipwreckjoey
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Joined: Nov 29, 2002
Posts: 1794
From: San Diego, CA
Posted: 2006-01-01 4:47 pm   Permalink

I was walking along out in the shipyard a few years ago and I had a really bad cold. Suddenly a huge sneeze overtook me and I instinctively covered my nose with my right hand filling up my palm with lots of green, gooey snot. As I was hurrying to find a restroom to wash up I ran into a guy I hadn't seen in a long time who extended his right hand to shake mine. I gave him one those clumsy, backhanded handshakes with my left hand, making up some kind of stupid excuse like a sprained wrist or something. Needless to say we had a very short conversation (I think I've just won the TMI award).

 
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RevBambooBen
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Joined: Nov 12, 2002
Posts: 7456
From: Huntikington Beach
Posted: 2006-01-01 7:08 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2006-01-01 16:47, Shipwreckjoey wrote:
I was walking along out in the shipyard a few years ago and I had a really bad cold. Suddenly a huge sneeze overtook me and I instinctively covered my nose with my right hand filling up my palm with lots of green, gooey snot. As I was hurrying to find a restroom to wash up I ran into a guy I hadn't seen in a long time who extended his right hand to shake mine. I gave him one those clumsy, backhanded handshakes with my left hand, making up some kind of stupid excuse like a sprained wrist or something. Needless to say we had a very short conversation (I think I've just won the TMI award).



Joey,

if you were a real punk, you would have shook his hand.

Posuer! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!


 
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WenikiTiki
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Joined: Jun 10, 2005
Posts: 183
From: Hawaii
Posted: 2006-01-02 09:48 am   Permalink

YA EVER.... Wonder why you read these?

My husband keeps coming to look over my shoulder to see what is making me laugh so hard. But since I had that fun surgery I don't pee my pants when I laugh! (Really TMI!!!) Having babies is hard on the bladder!

ShipwreckJoey, you are a hoot! You should have just pretended you didn't see the extended hand and gave him a big hug. (I bet you could have wiped you hand on his back then, too...)


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suicide_sam
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Joined: Mar 26, 2002
Posts: 670
From: LBC
Posted: 2006-01-02 4:06 pm   Permalink

started drinking a Pacifico beer while chewing on a purple straburst?

ewwww.....

it's a bad mix

This must be what nyquil tastes like after it goes bad.


 
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Shipwreckjoey
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Joined: Nov 29, 2002
Posts: 1794
From: San Diego, CA
Posted: 2006-01-03 7:23 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2006-01-01 19:08, RevBambooBen wrote:
Quote:

On 2006-01-01 16:47, Shipwreckjoey wrote:
I was walking along out in the shipyard a few years ago and I had a really bad cold. Suddenly a huge sneeze overtook me and I instinctively covered my nose with my right hand filling up my palm with lots of green, gooey snot. As I was hurrying to find a restroom to wash up I ran into a guy I hadn't seen in a long time who extended his right hand to shake mine. I gave him one those clumsy, backhanded handshakes with my left hand, making up some kind of stupid excuse like a sprained wrist or something. Needless to say we had a very short conversation (I think I've just won the TMI award).



Joey,

if you were a real punk, you would have shook his hand.

Posuer! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!



Ben, you're so quick on the trigger. This guy was a journeyman pipe fitter. I only extend my snotty hand to management.

-Shipwreckjoey (the workingman's punk)


 
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Unga Bunga
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Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 5820
From: CaliTikifornia
Posted: 2006-01-03 7:30 pm   Permalink



 
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RevBambooBen
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Joined: Nov 12, 2002
Posts: 7456
From: Huntikington Beach
Posted: 2006-01-03 8:40 pm   Permalink

Ya ever........

....Hurt yourself real bad and then hurt yourself 1/2 that bad somewhere else to equal out the pain??


 
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Gigantalope
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Joined: Aug 01, 2004
Posts: 913
From: Shinola, California
Posted: 2006-01-03 10:24 pm   Permalink

You mean (While building something) smak yerownself with a hammer, get a blood blister under the thumb nail...and after the swearing and writihg, get back to work, only to hit it again so hard the bloodblister pops, and while it hurts like hell the pressure is relived?

No..never


 
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JimTandem
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Joined: Jan 02, 2005
Posts: 102
From: Ontario, Ca.
Posted: 2006-01-04 12:51 am   Permalink

Ya ever...

Have a fart get caught between your butt cheeks, and you have to shift around to get it to pop out the top of your buttcrack?



 
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atomictonytiki
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Joined: May 14, 2002
Posts: 1277
From: Bangkok
Posted: 2006-01-04 11:47 am   Permalink

I'ved sneezed so often that my lips bled, i never seem to sneeze hard enough so i get trapped in these crazy multiple sneezes, one's a wish, two' a kiss, three's a.....fifteen's enough to split your lips.

 
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WenikiTiki
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Joined: Jun 10, 2005
Posts: 183
From: Hawaii
Posted: 2006-01-04 1:28 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2006-01-03 22:24, Gigantalope wrote:
You mean (While building something) smak yerownself with a hammer, get a blood blister under the thumb nail...and after the swearing and writihg, get back to work, only to hit it again so hard the bloodblister pops, and while it hurts like hell the pressure is relived?

No..never



Made me think of the construction worker who manage to cut off a body part and then shot himself in the head with a nail gun to relieve the pain...
http://asylumeclectica.com/morbid/archives/morb0101.htm
Scroll down to Jan 25, 2001 unless you want to read a bunch of crap.
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