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Polynesian Butt Plug in the L.A. Weekly |
ookoo lady
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jun 24, 2004
Posts: 757 |  Posted: 2006-02-13 8:04 pm
http://www.laweekly.com/index.php?option=com_lawcontent&task=view&id=12584&Itemid=9
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ikitnrev
Grand Member (6 years) 
Joined: Jul 27, 2002
Posts: 1263
From: D.C. / Virginia
| Posted: 2006-02-14 05:42 am
Things I probably should not be thinking about
- If condoms are advertised as being 'ribbed for her pleasure,' would Polynesian South Sea carved ribbings bring even more pleasure?
- Should it be spelled as one word or two: 'buttplug' or 'butt plug'
- Does this explain some of the grimaces on tiki faces?
- This reminds me once of a vibrator I saw that was shaped like Elvis Presley. It had two speeds, 'Love Me Tender' and 'All Shook Up'
- Perhaps someday there will be a Jimmy Buffet parrot themed buttplug on the market.
sorry,
Vern
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
Grand Member (6 years)
Joined: Aug 20, 2002
Posts: 2426
From: Carson, California
| Posted: 2006-02-14 09:33 am
Vern,
- Yes
- I prefer "Guardian of Keister Island" or "Tush Tiki"
- Yes
- Brilliant
- Where do you think he lost his salt shaker?
Sabu
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Tikiwahine
Grand Member (6 years)
Joined: Apr 09, 2003
Posts: 3236
From: Victoria, Canada
| Posted: 2006-02-14 10:22 am
That also explains why some tikis have a winking brown eye.
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jeffreyvallance
Member
Joined: Mar 22, 2008
Posts: 10 | Posted: 2008-03-24 6:50 pm
In Tongan a butt plug is called a mata‘usi ‘umosi. It is displayed at Exhibit Dave (Dave Shulman) at Track 16 gallery in Santa Monica, California. It is a beautiful thing to behold.
Polynesian Butt Plug (mata‘usi ‘umosi), 2008
Carved Hawaiian koa wood
Collaboration of Dinky Bonvillain (lathe),
Dave Shulman (carving),
and Jeffrey Vallance (design)
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jeffreyvallance
Member
Joined: Mar 22, 2008
Posts: 10 | Posted: 2008-03-24 6:55 pm
Here is the "One True" Polynesian Butt Plug.
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Hakalugi
Grand Member (5 years) 
Joined: Aug 10, 2004
Posts: 1986
From: Redondo Beach, CA
| Posted: 2008-03-24 7:19 pm
Jeffrey Vallance, welcome to TC! We are honored to have you here. Nice butt plug! BTW, could I possibly get from you one of those tikis that you made available with the Tikis 7" years ago? Seriously!
[ This Message was edited by: Hakalugi 2008-03-24 22:22 ]
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RevBambooBen
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Joined: Nov 12, 2002
Posts: 6085
From: Huntington Beach
| Posted: 2008-03-24 8:02 pm
is there a "Rectal Pear" also?
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Jungle Trader
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Joined: Jan 04, 2003
Posts: 3467
From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
| Posted: 2008-03-24 8:16 pm
Why would anyone do such a horrible thing to such a nice work of art?
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Aaron's Akua
Grand Member (6 years)
Joined: Jul 09, 2004
Posts: 1591
From: Rancho Santa Margarita, CA
| Posted: 2008-03-24 8:32 pm
What type of stain was used?
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jeffreyvallance
Member
Joined: Mar 22, 2008
Posts: 10 | Posted: 2008-03-25 1:34 pm
For the Polynesian Butt Plug, WATCO Danish Oil (a complete wood finish in a can) was used. Simply brush or wipe on for a traditional, old-fashioned, hand rubbed appearance without any of the work. One easy step to the best stain and protection available. WATCO Danish Oil is a penetrating oil so it soaks into the wood and "Protects from within" It's no wonder that WATCO Danish Oil is the choice of beginning wood finishers and leading furniture crafters alike.
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Unga Bunga
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Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 5375
From: CaliTikifornia
| Posted: 2008-03-25 2:12 pm
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naugatiki
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Joined: Jan 02, 2004
Posts: 674
From: Port Angeles, Wa
| Posted: 2008-03-25 2:25 pm
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On 2008-03-25 13:34, jeffreyvallance wrote:
For the Polynesian Butt Plug, WATCO Danish Oil (a complete wood finish in a can) was used. Simply brush or wipe on for a traditional, old-fashioned, hand rubbed appearance without any of the work. One easy step to the best stain and protection available. WATCO Danish Oil is a penetrating oil so it soaks into the wood and "Protects from within" It's no wonder that WATCO Danish Oil is the choice of beginning wood finishers and leading furniture crafters alike.
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Or alternatively you could stick to brand names that are recomended for "hardwoods"
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Jungle Trader
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Joined: Jan 04, 2003
Posts: 3467
From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
| Posted: 2008-03-25 3:20 pm
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On 2008-03-25 14:12, Unga Bunga wrote:
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ROFLMAO!
Chief Pauhaka say, "You taka my food? din I ram dis up you wazoo, eh? No taka my food"
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Unga Bunga
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Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 5375
From: CaliTikifornia
| Posted: 2008-03-25 8:11 pm
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On 2006-02-14 09:33, Sabu The Coconut Boy wrote:
Vern,
- Yes
- I prefer "Guardian of Keister Island" or "Tush Tiki"
- Yes
- Brilliant
- Where do you think he lost his salt shaker?
Sabu
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SABOOBIE!
How I miss the old TC days.
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