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Polynesian Butt Plug in the L.A. Weekly
ookoo lady
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Posted: 2006-02-13 8:04 pm   Permalink





http://www.laweekly.com/index.php?option=com_lawcontent&task=view&id=12584&Itemid=9

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ikitnrev
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Joined: Jul 27, 2002
Posts: 1304
From: D.C. / Virginia
Posted: 2006-02-14 05:42 am   Permalink

Things I probably should not be thinking about

- If condoms are advertised as being 'ribbed for her pleasure,' would Polynesian South Sea carved ribbings bring even more pleasure?

- Should it be spelled as one word or two: 'buttplug' or 'butt plug'

- Does this explain some of the grimaces on tiki faces?

- This reminds me once of a vibrator I saw that was shaped like Elvis Presley. It had two speeds, 'Love Me Tender' and 'All Shook Up'

- Perhaps someday there will be a Jimmy Buffet parrot themed buttplug on the market.

sorry,
Vern


 
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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From: Carson, California
Posted: 2006-02-14 09:33 am   Permalink

Vern,

- Yes

- I prefer "Guardian of Keister Island" or "Tush Tiki"

- Yes

- Brilliant

- Where do you think he lost his salt shaker?


Sabu


 
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Tikiwahine
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Joined: Apr 09, 2003
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From: Ontario, Canada
Posted: 2006-02-14 10:22 am   Permalink

That also explains why some tikis have a winking brown eye.

 
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jeffreyvallance
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Joined: Mar 22, 2008
Posts: 10
Posted: 2008-03-24 6:50 pm   Permalink

In Tongan a butt plug is called a mata‘usi ‘umosi. It is displayed at Exhibit Dave (Dave Shulman) at Track 16 gallery in Santa Monica, California. It is a beautiful thing to behold.


Polynesian Butt Plug (mata‘usi ‘umosi), 2008
Carved Hawaiian koa wood
Collaboration of Dinky Bonvillain (lathe),
Dave Shulman (carving),
and Jeffrey Vallance (design)


 
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jeffreyvallance
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Posted: 2008-03-24 6:55 pm   Permalink

Here is the "One True" Polynesian Butt Plug.




 
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Hakalugi
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Joined: Aug 10, 2004
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From: Redondo Beach, CA
Posted: 2008-03-24 7:19 pm   Permalink

Jeffrey Vallance, welcome to TC! We are honored to have you here. Nice butt plug! BTW, could I possibly get from you one of those tikis that you made available with the Tikis 7" years ago? Seriously!









[ This Message was edited by: Hakalugi 2008-03-24 22:22 ]


 
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RevBambooBen
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Joined: Nov 12, 2002
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From: Huntikington Beach
Posted: 2008-03-24 8:02 pm   Permalink

is there a "Rectal Pear" also?

 
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Jungle Trader
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Posted: 2008-03-24 8:16 pm   Permalink

Why would anyone do such a horrible thing to such a nice work of art?

 
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Aaron's Akua
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From: Rancho Santa Margarita, CA
Posted: 2008-03-24 8:32 pm   Permalink

What type of stain was used?

 
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jeffreyvallance
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Posted: 2008-03-25 1:34 pm   Permalink

For the Polynesian Butt Plug, WATCO Danish Oil (a complete wood finish in a can) was used. Simply brush or wipe on for a traditional, old-fashioned, hand rubbed appearance without any of the work. One easy step to the best stain and protection available. WATCO Danish Oil is a penetrating oil so it soaks into the wood and "Protects from within" It's no wonder that WATCO Danish Oil is the choice of beginning wood finishers and leading furniture crafters alike.



 
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Unga Bunga
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Posted: 2008-03-25 2:12 pm   Permalink



 
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naugatiki
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From: Port Angeles, Wa
Posted: 2008-03-25 2:25 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2008-03-25 13:34, jeffreyvallance wrote:
For the Polynesian Butt Plug, WATCO Danish Oil (a complete wood finish in a can) was used. Simply brush or wipe on for a traditional, old-fashioned, hand rubbed appearance without any of the work. One easy step to the best stain and protection available. WATCO Danish Oil is a penetrating oil so it soaks into the wood and "Protects from within" It's no wonder that WATCO Danish Oil is the choice of beginning wood finishers and leading furniture crafters alike.






Or alternatively you could stick to brand names that are recomended for "hardwoods"




 
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Jungle Trader
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Posted: 2008-03-25 3:20 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2008-03-25 14:12, Unga Bunga wrote:




ROFLMAO!

Chief Pauhaka say, "You taka my food? din I ram dis up you wazoo, eh? No taka my food"


 
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Unga Bunga
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Posted: 2008-03-25 8:11 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2006-02-14 09:33, Sabu The Coconut Boy wrote:
Vern,

- Yes

- I prefer "Guardian of Keister Island" or "Tush Tiki"

- Yes

- Brilliant

- Where do you think he lost his salt shaker?


Sabu



SABOOBIE!

How I miss the old TC days.


 
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