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Ever wonder what's INSIDE those resin tikis? (pics) |
Bargoyle
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Joined: Mar 18, 2004
Posts: 1025
From: Tolland, CT
|  Posted: 2006-02-23 8:24 pm Permalink
Crack it open mojo!!! Maybe you got the head?
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ikitnrev
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Joined: Jul 27, 2002
Posts: 1313
From: D.C. / Virginia
| Posted: 2006-02-23 8:43 pm Permalink
Your tiki ate a 1960's go-go chick, and all that remains is her pink boots! It makes sense - 60's go-go chicks cannot stand freezing weather without a warm coat and other winter accesories, and neither could your tiki!
My opinion is that good things usually occur when go-go chicks and tikis intermingle. Maybe not for the 60's go-go chick in this case (the details of the intermingling recipe are still being tweaked), but generally, the outcome is a good one. Field testing in winter conditions are still necessary.
Here is the story of what evils can occur, when pink boots exist, with neither tikis or 60's go-go chicks around to counter the evil forces.
http://www.jbwb.co.uk/ckpb.htm
Vern
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cynfulcynner
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Joined: Mar 24, 2002
Posts: 1800
From: Ocean Beach, San Francisco
| Posted: 2006-02-23 9:32 pm Permalink
GET IT OUT.....OUT.....out of the house.....NOW!!!
(Perhaps a call to the resin tiki manufacturer is in order.)
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Tikiwahine
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Joined: Apr 09, 2003
Posts: 3288
From: Victoria, BC
| Posted: 2006-02-23 9:42 pm Permalink
So, what do you think is in yours mojo? Are you going to make a small hole and check it out?
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mbonga
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Joined: Dec 04, 2005
Posts: 556
From: La Mesa, California
| Posted: 2006-02-23 11:12 pm Permalink
Are you sure the boots are resin? Maybe some little girl was murdered and the murderer was a resin tiki maker and thought it would be clever to get rid of the evidence that way. You may have uncovered crime evidence. That hollow could also be the reason your tiki broke, not because of the temperature or weather. Maybe normally those tikis are solid inside, but somebody hollowed it out for ulterior motives and thereby unnaturally weakened it. I agree: none of that sounds good. It would make for a great Hardy Boys adventure though: "The Case of the Hollow Tiki."
[ This Message was edited by: mbonga 2006-02-24 05:29 ]
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TikiJosh
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Joined: Feb 01, 2005
Posts: 735 | Posted: 2006-02-23 11:21 pm Permalink
That is really weird. Maybe not the weirdest thing ever, but pretty darn close. I like the idea that it's the result of a tiki eating something. Sort of like how owls poop out rodent bones and other undigestible bits. Whatever your tiki ate, the boots are all that's left. Maybe they were a bit too big to pass?
The hollow body is pretty strange, though. I am fascinated/abhorred by the idea that the boots could be murder evidence. I don't know if there's any way to check that.
Weird. I wonder what the guy was thinking when those went in there-- maybe something along the lines of "Ha, if this thing ever cracks in cold weather, someone's gonna be really creeped out!"
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midnite
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 1230
From: 37? 47' N, 122? 26' W
| Posted: 2006-02-23 11:30 pm Permalink
Whew!!! that's just a picture you took of a broken tiki. Christ, I thought for a second it was a screen shot of my latest colonoscopy.
Kicking it up to 50% bran fiber, first thing tomorrow a.m.,
midnite
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mbonga
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Joined: Dec 04, 2005
Posts: 556
From: La Mesa, California
| Posted: 2006-02-23 11:57 pm Permalink
...or maybe the murderer decomposed the little girl's body in a big vat of resin. They used to use horse parts to make glue, you know. Maybe in somebody else's tiki you'll find her rain coat, in another her gloves. And maybe, Bargoyle, HER FEET ARE STILL INSIDE THOSE BOOTS! God, this line of thought is creeping me out...
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Bargoyle
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Joined: Mar 18, 2004
Posts: 1025
From: Tolland, CT
| Posted: 2006-02-24 06:48 am Permalink
Cut it out mbonga!!! I'm a paranoid freak enough without you egging me on.
Great...now I gotta go stick my fingers in the boots to make sure there's no foot in there! Thanks....thanks alot.
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Suffering Bastard of Stumptown
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Joined: May 09, 2005
Posts: 648
From: PDX
| Posted: 2006-02-24 06:59 am Permalink
I would think all you'd have to do is smell to determine if there are any feet in there.
Unless of course, they are coated in resin.
--SBiM
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ookoo lady
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Joined: Jun 24, 2004
Posts: 779 | Posted: 2006-02-24 07:34 am Permalink
That's it. I can't look at this post anymore if I want to sleep at night.
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GatorRob
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Joined: Aug 20, 2004
Posts: 1770
From: 3 hrs 33 mins to paradise
| Posted: 2006-02-24 07:49 am Permalink
Can you guys cut it out already? I'm heading to the Mai Kai tomorrow and now I'm going to be holding my kids close and saying "stay away from the tikis". Fortunately, no resin tikis there. But what about the one in my backyard?!? OMG!!
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Kaikaina
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Joined: Feb 14, 2006
Posts: 63
From: Columbus, OH
| Posted: 2006-02-24 09:31 am Permalink
What happened to Baby Jane? The mystery is solved.
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purple jade
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Joined: Feb 19, 2003
Posts: 1450
From: New Orleans
| Posted: 2006-02-24 10:22 am Permalink
I see a stellar eBay opportunity here...
L@@K DREADED BARBIE-EATING TIKI!!!!!
Should rank up there with the ghost in a jar and the haunted baby doll, dontcha think?
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procinema29
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Joined: Jul 31, 2003
Posts: 474
From: los angeles
| Posted: 2006-02-24 10:28 am Permalink
Well, I was thinking about it, and this is what I came up with. It's probably not the answer, but it's my only guess. Just an idea.
It's a hollow tiki made of resin. Easy to topple. Perhaps the boots are made of a heavier material like porcelain, and they were put down in the bottom of the tiki, to weight the bottom down?
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