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hodadhank
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Joined: Dec 28, 2005
Posts: 1686
From: Mission Beach, CA
Posted: 2006-03-10 07:59 am   Permalink

I seem to seen more and more horrible compilations trying to capitalize on our sub-culture. It's hard to imagine buying this nightmare but recieving this as a gift from an well intentioned friend and having to play it... It could happen to you!!!!!!



1. Play That Funky Music
2. Mustang Sally
3. Margaritaville
4. Rock the Casbah
5. Into the Groove
6. Listen to the Music
7. All I Wanna Do
8. I Shot the Sheriff
9. No Parking (On the Dance Floor)
10. Tiki Tiki Stomp
11. It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
12. It's Only Rock 'N Roll (But I Like It)
13. Escape
14. Under the Coconut Tree
15. Tequila
16. Summertime Blues


 
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Digitiki
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Joined: Jul 22, 2004
Posts: 754
From: L.A. baby!
Posted: 2006-03-10 08:29 am   Permalink

"Play That Funky Music" is tiki?????? Wow, thats not a stretch, thats a major leap. I know what you mean about well intending friends. I have a corner full of so called tropical stuff that is too tacky for tiki....like the shiny mylar palm tree...OUCH.

 
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Tikigoob
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Joined: Mar 06, 2005
Posts: 153
From: Florida
Posted: 2006-03-10 08:49 am   Permalink

What's worse than that cd is being in a beautifully decorated tiki bar (like The Waitiki in Orlando, FL) and hearing Sweet Home Alabama and an entire cd of Terance Trent D'Arby... [:-(]



 
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pablus
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Joined: Jul 23, 2003
Posts: 2155
From: www.crazedmugs.com
Posted: 2006-03-10 12:42 pm   Permalink

...or worse - having the presidential debates on the TV while sitting in the Waitiki with Joe Vitale, Flounder, King Kukulele and maikainagirl.


But that CD is pretty bombastic. Ecch.


 
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hodadhank
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Joined: Dec 28, 2005
Posts: 1686
From: Mission Beach, CA
Posted: 2006-03-11 07:25 am   Permalink

lol...don't forget the startling closer of Summertime Blues, possibly by Blue Cheer, 1968's loudest band on the planet who's inability or unwillingness to keep their instruments in tune is oddly never mentioned...

but as bad as Drew's first tiki compilation is, after some surfing on CDNOW I now believe volume two to be far, far worse...



Drew's Famous Kon Tiki Luau Party

1. Funkytown
2. Love Shack
3. Pump Up the Jam
4. Paradise by the Dashboard Light
5. Lido Shuffle
6. Hawaiian Boogie
7. Come Sail Away
8. Gettin' Jiggy Wit It
9. Stir It Up
10. Can't Buy Me Love
11. My Sharona
12. I'm Your Boogie Man
13. Ten Rounds With Jose Cuervo
14. Tiki Tiki Stomp
15. Ketchup Song
16. Gilligan's Island Theme






 
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ikitnrev
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Joined: Jul 27, 2002
Posts: 1313
From: D.C. / Virginia
Posted: 2006-03-11 08:00 am   Permalink

What does the song 'Tiki Tiki Stomp' sound like? Is that the heavy metal version of 'Tiptoe Through the Tulips?'

Vern


 
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Kaiwaza
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Joined: Aug 06, 2003
Posts: 463
From: Waikiki Beach, Hawaii
Posted: 2006-03-11 09:54 am   Permalink

In defense of "Drew"..there are TWO Drew's famous CDs I enjoy. One is, I believe, the first, I think called Famous Luau Music..or something. It's not covers of pop songs but fake, pseudo-Hawaiian imitation steel guitar instrumentsals..SpongeBob Squarepants-like. The other I just recently received, Drew's Tribute To Don Ho, a mix of vocals only the first song Tiny Bubbles is a true (and very good) imitation of Don Ho. There's an ripoff of Andy Williams Hawaiian Wedding Song, some European Abba-esque version of Aloha Oe, and a bunch of songs made famous by Don Ho, sung by a male vocalist but not sounding exactly like Don Ho. It's rather enjoyable.
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PockyTiki
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Joined: Feb 28, 2006
Posts: 556
From: central MA
Posted: 2006-03-11 6:11 pm   Permalink

Gettin Jiggy with it?! What the hell???? When in Tiki's name did Will Smith sing tropical music?
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Johnny Dollar
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Joined: Oct 01, 2003
Posts: 2960
From: Baltimore, Maryland, PNG
Posted: 2006-03-11 6:38 pm   Permalink

johnny dollar's supreme don the trader ho hukilau tiki mix

1. telephone busy signal
2. reichsmarch
3. random flautlence
4. sexx you up
5. sexx you up feat. william f. buckley
6. closer (i want to f*** you like an animal)
7. mr. mastadon farm
8. rapper's delight
9. sunny delight commercial
10. afternoon delight (skyrockets in flight)
11. william tell overture
12. tiki barber's barber shop quartet
13. grandma got run over by a reindeer
14. sexx you up (spice girls remix)
15. revolution no. 9
16. love boat theme
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Feelin' Zombified
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Joined: Jul 15, 2003
Posts: 1329
From: The Exotic Shores of Lake St. Clair
Posted: 2006-03-11 7:05 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2006-03-11 18:38, Johnny Dollar wrote:

5. sexx you up feat. william f. buckley






I thought I was the only one who keeps track of the National Review's Hot 100 Charts...



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mrs. pineapple
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Joined: May 12, 2003
Posts: 611
Posted: 2006-03-11 10:00 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2006-03-11 18:38, Johnny Dollar wrote:
johnny dollar's supreme don the trader ho hukilau tiki mix

1. telephone busy signal
2. reichsmarch
3. random flautlence
4. sexx you up
5. sexx you up feat. william f. buckley
6. closer (i want to f*** you like an animal)
7. mr. mastadon farm
8. rapper's delight
9. sunny delight commercial
10. afternoon delight (skyrockets in flight)
11. william tell overture
12. tiki barber's barber shop quartet
13. grandma got run over by a reindeer
14. sexx you up (spice girls remix)
15. revolution no. 9
16. love boat theme





oh come on man, if you just sway with it! If you can sway to it, it's tiki music!


 
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Formikahini
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Joined: Aug 22, 2002
Posts: 1499
From: Houston, Texotica
Posted: 2006-03-14 2:01 pm   Permalink

Now now, Mrs. Pineapple!!


(your list also has me crying, J$!
And sadly, I HAVE the second, Luau compilation, thankfully given to me as a $2 joke. It still kinda, um, *hurt* to listen to....
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Tipsy McStagger
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Joined: Nov 21, 2004
Posts: 3520
From: HELL
Posted: 2006-03-14 8:34 pm   Permalink

ultra-lounge has a martin denny's best of exotica c,d, with all the classics.....nice packaging too with liner notes and photos of tha man himself...$15 at tower records!!

 
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Kawentzmann
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Joined: Mar 28, 2002
Posts: 254
From: Berlin, Germany
Posted: 2006-03-15 02:02 am   Permalink

Quote:

On 2006-03-10 08:49, Tikigoob wrote:
What's worse than that cd is being in a beautifully decorated tiki bar (like The Waitiki in Orlando, FL) and hearing Sweet Home Alabama and an entire cd of Terance Trent D'Arby... [:-(]





Don’t get me started. I often wish bars would be as careful about their music and soundsystem as they (pretend to) be about the drinks!

KK


 
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KuKuAhu
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Joined: Dec 23, 2002
Posts: 567
From: Kahiki, Ohio
Posted: 2006-03-15 6:53 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2006-03-11 18:38, Johnny Dollar wrote:
johnny dollar's supreme don the trader ho hukilau tiki mix

1. telephone busy signal
2. reichsmarch
3. random flautlence
4. sexx you up
5. sexx you up feat. william f. buckley
6. closer (i want to f*** you like an animal)
7. mr. mastadon farm
8. rapper's delight
9. sunny delight commercial
10. afternoon delight (skyrockets in flight)
11. william tell overture
12. tiki barber's barber shop quartet
13. grandma got run over by a reindeer
14. sexx you up (spice girls remix)
15. revolution no. 9
16. love boat theme




F*cking LOL!

J$, you're an evil genius.



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