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Suffering Bastard in Playboy... |
Helz
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From: Westminster, CO
|  Posted: 2006-03-12 05:55 am Permalink
Just a little something that I found on page 18 of the April 2006 issue of Playboy...
So why did I post this? Several reasons...
1) I finally found something that no one had posted yet. (sweet!)
2) To prove that I do, in fact, read it for the articles.
3) So that, however naively assumed, we might start a bit of a letter writing campaign to get them to print a retraction for this recipe, as it is such a travesty. (And maybe even send them a pic of the right mug!)
Just a thought.
For Reference: "Email via the web at LETTERS.PLAYBOY.COM Or write: 730 FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK, NEW YORK 10019"
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Loki
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From: Boca Raton, FL
| Posted: 2006-03-12 07:19 am Permalink
Helz,
You are so correct about them butchering this drink. I was yelling outloud when i read how they said to make it.
I tried to tell the wahine that the articles are really informative but alas, no such luck.
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I, Zombie
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Joined: Jul 14, 2003
Posts: 539
From: the Les Baxter Grotto (Minneapolis)
| Posted: 2006-03-12 08:27 am Permalink
Good God...
Dear Playboy:
Hey fellahs, it's just the drink's NAME. You're not REALLY suppose to suffer like a bastard when you drink it!
I,Z
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naugatiki
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Joined: Jan 02, 2004
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From: Port Angeles, Wa
| Posted: 2006-03-12 09:22 am Permalink
And if we complain enough they might make good with a photo spread of "The Girls of Trader Vic's" in a future issue.
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Tipsy McStagger
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From: HELL
| Posted: 2006-03-12 1:15 pm Permalink
isn't "suffering bastard in playboy" a contradiction of terms??......like "military intelligence"?..
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Satan's Sin
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Joined: Jun 13, 2004
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From: Imperial Beach, CA
| Posted: 2006-03-12 1:35 pm Permalink
Hey, Tipsy!!! Watch yourself!!! As a former military man I take offense at that and I want to tell you ... um ... ah ... you're absolutely right ...
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PockyTiki
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From: central MA
| Posted: 2006-03-13 12:45 pm Permalink
hey guys...remember this is PlayBoy we're talking about? All the reader cares about (Most of em) are the naked girls, not the articles, so the writer probably didn't really think it through before writin.
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Shipwreckjoey
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From: San Diego, CA
| Posted: 2006-03-14 7:00 pm Permalink
I betcha HUSTLER knows how to make a proper Suffering Bastard (Larry Flint suffered for years after he got shot). On second thought they probably concentrate more on Sex On The Beach, Screaming Orgasms and the ever popular...Slo Comfortable Screw...Sweet foo-foo drinks that help the aspiring young stud get his date into the sack (the female version of beer goggles).
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Suffering Bastard of Stumptown
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From: PDX
| Posted: 2006-03-14 7:38 pm Permalink
If I was in playboy, I'd prefer to be in it about 30 to 40 years ago when the women still looked somewhat natural.
Besides, you're more likely to find me in The Nation than Playboy.
--SBiM
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pappythesailor
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From: Mass.
| Posted: 2006-03-15 09:47 am Permalink
Interesting. So women in Playboy no longer look natural? Helz--you've obviously got an issue of Playboy and a scanner. Let's see what one or two of those women look like. I want to judge their naturality for myself.
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Loki
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From: Boca Raton, FL
| Posted: 2006-03-15 09:59 am Permalink
I second that request...
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Suffering Bastard of Stumptown
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From: PDX
| Posted: 2006-03-15 12:08 pm Permalink
you could always go to playboy.com.
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Loki
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Joined: Nov 04, 2005
Posts: 541
From: Boca Raton, FL
| Posted: 2006-03-15 12:25 pm Permalink
I just want to see if Helz will do it...just a triple dog dare.
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Helz
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Joined: Oct 31, 2004
Posts: 415
From: Westminster, CO
| Posted: 2006-03-15 12:53 pm Permalink
Give me a bit...I'm on it.
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Suffering Bastard of Stumptown
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From: PDX
| Posted: 2006-03-15 3:34 pm Permalink
[MUST.... NOT.... POST.... INNUENDOS......]
--SBiM
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