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Phillip Roberts
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Posted: 2007-05-31 1:18 pm   Permalink



Bon Bon Land

[ This Message was edited by: filslash 2008-09-20 15:27 ]


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Coco Loco
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From: Exotic Isle of Alameda
Posted: 2007-05-31 1:29 pm   Permalink

It's hilarious how all the 'animals' have terrified looks on their faces. That one tortoise ride with the seats hanging below looks downright disturbing.

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On 2007-05-31 13:18, filslash wrote:
Aloha,

Another brilliant one! Couldn't stop laffing! Bon Bon Land



 
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VampiressRN
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Posted: 2007-05-31 5:21 pm   Permalink

OMG....those places are sad.
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Tipsy McStagger
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Posted: 2007-05-31 5:53 pm   Permalink

I've renamed it.....

"SIX RAGS OVER BROOKLYN"


 
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HelloTiki
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From: Kailua, Hawaii
Posted: 2007-05-31 10:32 pm   Permalink

These people built the pyramids?
...oh wait a second..I guess that was the Jewish Slaves.


 
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Unga Bunga
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Posted: 2007-11-28 9:09 pm   Permalink

A good website of Heritage USA

Heritage USA


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Haole'akamai
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Posted: 2007-11-29 6:05 pm   Permalink

oh, it's sad, and yet, not....

 
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procinema29
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Posted: 2007-12-03 7:31 pm   Permalink

Omigod. BON BON LAND is SO. FREAKING. AWESOME.

 
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Unkle John
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Posted: 2007-12-04 06:53 am   Permalink

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On 2007-12-03 19:31, procinema29 wrote:
Omigod. BON BON LAND is SO. FREAKING. AWESOME.



I'd fly all the way to Germany to have a dog fart on me!





...that didn't sound right.
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The Gnomon
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Posted: 2007-12-04 10:24 am   Permalink

[quote]
On 2007-12-04 06:53, Unkle John wrote:
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I'd fly all the way to Germany to have a dog fart on me!





...that didn't sound right.



It would have sounded righter had you said Denmark.

Here's the official map of the park. It's interesting that the drawings don't show any of the nasty stuff that is actually in the park with one exception. On the map, their original ride (the Dog Fart Switchback) coaster that goes through the farting dog house shows a drawing of dog poop on the ground and an ominous fart cloud. That's the only place on the whole map (I think) where anything like that appears. No cow boobs, no puking rats, etc. It's curious that they build the nasty stuff into all of the park features, but their marketing materials do not reflect that at all.




Here's the official site (http://bonbonland.dk/). Click on a flag at the bottom for the language you want.


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Son-of-Kelbo
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From: NOHO, CA
Posted: 2007-12-04 11:17 am   Permalink

Just came across this thread --

WOW, Chongolio, thanks for that cool link -- it's like a "Jupiter II Junkyard"...!

(Also, posted about other sad amusement parks elsewhere today...)


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Unkle John
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Posted: 2007-12-04 12:32 pm   Permalink

eh, Denmark... Germany.... it's all Bon Bon.

 
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Uncle Laffo
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From: Atlanta
Posted: 2007-12-16 11:32 pm   Permalink

I loved the sharpened logs by the water slide. Couldn't tell if that was to keep Injuns outta the fort or stop Chillins when they over shoot the Lagoon, either way it works for me.
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GatorRob
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Posted: 2007-12-20 09:20 am   Permalink

I just added "Get crapped out of an ant's ass at Bon Bon Land" to my THINGS I MUST DO BEFORE I DIE list. I'm sorry, but Disneyland is no longer the Happiest Place on Earth. It has been dethroned!

 
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The Gnomon
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Posted: 2007-12-20 09:55 am   Permalink

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On 2007-12-20 09:20, GatorRob wrote:
I'm sorry, but Disneyland is no longer the Happiest Place on Earth. It has been dethroned!



You might be right, but sometimes I can find a ride that really makes me happy.



 
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