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The Official Tiki Central's 'Hijack This Thread" Thread. |
Unga Bunga
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From: CaliTikifornia
|  Posted: 2006-06-04 11:04 am Permalink
So I was walikin down the street one day.............
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Jungle Trader
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From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
| Posted: 2006-06-04 11:58 am Permalink
.....when you tried to get me to walk thru the kitchen, past all the cooks, to get into the bar at The Phoenix Hotel SF. Like a magician, you disappeared, then you were found again the next day.
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The Sperm Whale
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From: Lakewood California
| Posted: 2006-06-04 12:59 pm Permalink
I woke up in dog shit thinking.....
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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Posts: 2784
From: Carson, California
| Posted: 2006-06-04 1:00 pm Permalink
Hey! Did you just see that monkey...
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The Sperm Whale
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Posts: 1538
From: Lakewood California
| Posted: 2006-06-04 1:21 pm Permalink
Not only did I see that monkey I spanked him for waking me up....
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Polynesiac
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From: San Pedro, CA
| Posted: 2006-06-04 1:48 pm Permalink
did I turn off the oven?
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SilverLine
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Posts: 608
From: Kansas City
| Posted: 2006-06-05 5:05 pm Permalink
Ooops! Wrong thread!
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finkdaddy
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Posts: 2050
From: Wisconsin
| Posted: 2006-06-05 5:12 pm Permalink
Why does everyone think Humpty Dumpty was an egg?!?! The poem never says he was an egg, so what gives? He sat on a wall, he fell and busted his behind. So what. My kids do that all the time and none of them are eggs.
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marika
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Joined: Mar 29, 2006
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From: montreal
| Posted: 2006-06-05 7:37 pm Permalink
I am finishing my keg because I need a new one nice and cold for saturday and the only day I can get it is tomorrow. I could always leave a deposit for a second empty keg but I prefer finishing it tonight. There is a lot more beer than my husband thought.
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Chongolio
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From: The Coast of Kauai
| Posted: 2006-06-05 8:14 pm Permalink
Slow down, use your turn signal, pick a lane and stay in it, get off the cell phone, come to a complete stop at stop signs, pay attention, be a courteous driver and don't drive like an idiot
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The Sperm Whale
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Joined: Aug 23, 2004
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From: Lakewood California
| Posted: 2006-06-05 9:07 pm Permalink
Oh never mind I broke my Lawn Mower?? I wish the dog would hurry up and flush the toilet cause it smells like tuna and catsup. Why is mayonaise sometimes called salad dressing??
[ This Message was edited by: The Sperm Whale 2006-06-05 21:12 ]
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Slacks Ferret
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Joined: Oct 02, 2003
Posts: 1172
From: Calgary
| Posted: 2006-06-05 10:48 pm Permalink
I think I'm considerate of other people because I only pick my nose with my left hand.
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tikiskip
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Joined: Nov 26, 2005
Posts: 2079 | Posted: 2006-06-06 08:42 am Permalink
So if I talk about "Hijacking this thread" Will you get mad at me for staying on topic? 
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Rob Roy
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Joined: Dec 03, 2004
Posts: 349
From: Ventura, CA
| Posted: 2006-06-06 09:12 am Permalink
The first rule of TC is that you don't talk about TC.
The second rule of TC is that you don't talk about .... oh damn, I spilled my Zombie.
What was I talking about again?
Oh yes, Owl Central.
[ This Message was edited by: Rob Roy 2006-06-06 09:13 ]
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WenikiTiki
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Joined: Jun 10, 2005
Posts: 183
From: Hawaii
| Posted: 2006-06-06 09:17 am Permalink
What is this "Be kind to ADD" week?
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