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The Official Tiki Central's 'Hijack This Thread" Thread.
Unga Bunga
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From: CaliTikifornia
Posted: 2006-06-04 11:04 am   Permalink

So I was walikin down the street one day.............
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Jungle Trader
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Joined: Jan 04, 2003
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From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
Posted: 2006-06-04 11:58 am   Permalink

.....when you tried to get me to walk thru the kitchen, past all the cooks, to get into the bar at The Phoenix Hotel SF. Like a magician, you disappeared, then you were found again the next day.

 
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The Sperm Whale
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Joined: Aug 23, 2004
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From: Lakewood California
Posted: 2006-06-04 12:59 pm   Permalink

I woke up in dog shit thinking.....

 
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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Joined: Aug 20, 2002
Posts: 2792
From: Carson, California
Posted: 2006-06-04 1:00 pm   Permalink

Hey! Did you just see that monkey...

 
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The Sperm Whale
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Joined: Aug 23, 2004
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From: Lakewood California
Posted: 2006-06-04 1:21 pm   Permalink

Not only did I see that monkey I spanked him for waking me up....

 
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Polynesiac
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Joined: Jan 29, 2004
Posts: 2079
From: San Pedro, CA
Posted: 2006-06-04 1:48 pm   Permalink

did I turn off the oven?

 
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SilverLine
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Joined: Mar 02, 2004
Posts: 630
From: Kansas City
Posted: 2006-06-05 5:05 pm   Permalink



Ooops! Wrong thread!



 
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finkdaddy
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Joined: May 11, 2004
Posts: 2061
From: Wisconsin
Posted: 2006-06-05 5:12 pm   Permalink

Why does everyone think Humpty Dumpty was an egg?!?! The poem never says he was an egg, so what gives? He sat on a wall, he fell and busted his behind. So what. My kids do that all the time and none of them are eggs.
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marika
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Joined: Mar 29, 2006
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From: montreal
Posted: 2006-06-05 7:37 pm   Permalink

I am finishing my keg because I need a new one nice and cold for saturday and the only day I can get it is tomorrow. I could always leave a deposit for a second empty keg but I prefer finishing it tonight. There is a lot more beer than my husband thought.

 
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Chongolio
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Joined: Oct 02, 2002
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From: The Coast of Kauai
Posted: 2006-06-05 8:14 pm   Permalink

Slow down, use your turn signal, pick a lane and stay in it, get off the cell phone, come to a complete stop at stop signs, pay attention, be a courteous driver and don't drive like an idiot

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The Sperm Whale
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Joined: Aug 23, 2004
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From: Lakewood California
Posted: 2006-06-05 9:07 pm   Permalink

Oh never mind I broke my Lawn Mower?? I wish the dog would hurry up and flush the toilet cause it smells like tuna and catsup. Why is mayonaise sometimes called salad dressing??

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Slacks Ferret
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Joined: Oct 02, 2003
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From: Calgary
Posted: 2006-06-05 10:48 pm   Permalink

I think I'm considerate of other people because I only pick my nose with my left hand.
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tikiskip
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Joined: Nov 26, 2005
Posts: 2772
Posted: 2006-06-06 08:42 am   Permalink

So if I talk about "Hijacking this thread" Will you get mad at me for staying on topic?

 
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Rob Roy
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Joined: Dec 03, 2004
Posts: 354
From: Ventura, CA
Posted: 2006-06-06 09:12 am   Permalink

The first rule of TC is that you don't talk about TC.

The second rule of TC is that you don't talk about .... oh damn, I spilled my Zombie.

What was I talking about again?

Oh yes, Owl Central.

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WenikiTiki
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Joined: Jun 10, 2005
Posts: 183
From: Hawaii
Posted: 2006-06-06 09:17 am   Permalink

What is this "Be kind to ADD" week?





 
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