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woofmutt
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Posted: 2010-01-27 4:08 pm   Permalink

And for those with a real kitten jones:

The Random Kitten Generator
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Mr. NoNaMe
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Posted: 2010-01-27 6:45 pm   Permalink


http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html
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Posted: 2010-01-27 6:56 pm   Permalink

Kids these days..... its all point and shoot, who can click the fastest, or longest, or at all. Back in my day we had to do things to entertain ourselves, things like rolling dice, painting little lead figures, drawing overly detailed maps on which to put the little lead figures. And we had to use our imagination! Or if our imagination wasn't enough, we would find someone with more and use theirs.

Bah! Get off my digital lawn you whippersnappers! [/shaking of digital fist]


 
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Posted: 2010-01-30 07:04 am   Permalink

As the main forum fills up with more Bilge type topics we should fill Bilge with more solid Tiki related topics and eventually we will have created BIZARRO TIKI CENTRAL!!!





A Tiki mug in perfect Bizarro Tiki Central condition.




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Posted: 2010-02-03 5:53 pm   Permalink

April 1971, Pike Place Market: The devolution of the coffee shop begins.

 
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Posted: 2010-02-03 6:24 pm   Permalink

Peter Falk and Denis Leary today walked into a Starbucks and shot 27 people, without any announcement whatsoever.

 
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Posted: 2010-02-03 7:46 pm   Permalink

That's odd cuz last time they did it they sent that nice card:

Hi! We'll be dropping by this location next Friday between noon and two and plan to shoot the hell outta whatever and whoever* happens to be in there!

Sincerely,

Pete & Dennis

*Whoever whomever??? We can never get that straight!


 
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Posted: 2010-02-10 5:31 pm   Permalink

I am sorting through some old blog crap and came across my opinions of the Happy Hour at Seattle's Palisade restaurant in January of '06. It doesn't really fit in anywhere on Tiki Central though some uniformed types might call Palisade Tiki. Enjoy!





Palisade is one super swanky joint, it's like a Las Vegas fancy Chinese restaurant in Seattle.

Located down below the southern slope of Magnolia, Palisade is at the edge of the Elliot Bay Marina with views across Elliot Bay of downtown and Alki beach in West Seattle.

A Las Vegas sized porte-cochere (look it up!) and a broad staircase make for a grand entrance. Inside, Palisade is a reserved yet over the top tropical Asian fantasy, lots of polished dark wood, an expansive open ceiling with some blown glass goo-gaws sitting on suspended round glass platforms.

The focal point of the interior is a huge salt water pool and waterfall. The dining area is between the pool and the wall of windows looking out on the Sound, the bar sits slightly above it all.

Over the bar there's a sort of ceiling/ledge with a baby grand player piano sitting on it providing the music for the restaurant. The lighting is low so as to not impede the view out the windows.

The well done interior combined with the sound of the waterfall and the piano and the murmur of people makes Palisade feel like a movie scene. Or a swanky restaurant in Las Vegas.

The bar menu has some interesting sounding cocktails, the Mango Margarita being the Happy Hour special. Sparky had one of those and described it with a shrug. Cookie had a Bloody Mary which inspired her and and Sparky to list off the better ones they'd had. I ordered a Tropical Itch because it had been reccomended to me by someone and because it's a classic Tiki/Chinese restaurant type drink (particularly when served with a bamboo backscratcher, as they do at Palisade).

The Tropical Itch was just OK. It tasted like mango-orange juice with a little rum. Maybe a little rum. It was supposedly made with gold and dark rum but there was no flavor of either.

The drinks did have the nicest presentation of any restaurant cocktails I can recall. The Mango Margarita was served in a Martini glass, one purple orchid at the edge of the glass, the Bloody Mary came in a tall glass with a big shrimp garnish, the Tropical Itch was in an oversized Hurricane glass with a wedge of pineapple, one of the purple orchids, and the bamboo backscratcher. Again, it was all pretty to look at.

Cookie picked out some of the Happy Hour snacks. She and Sparky thought the snacks were "alright" but as they ate they talked about better food at other restaurants. I though the snacks were at the edge of inedible.

The "Kobe Sliders" were actually "Kobe style" beef and were somewhat tough for ground beef. They were fried in butter and salted like it was cod being kept for the winter. The sliders were served on little buns around the size and quality of a Kentucky Fried Chicken dinner roll. Three bucks each for an over salted wad of greasy beef on a bland white bread roll.

Some egg roll sorta things (also 3 bucks each) tasted like they were made with leftover turkey (it was pork) and deep fried in old grease. I've had better from the hot-to-go case at Safeway.

The crab cakes were made with fresh crab, but they tasted like they'd been sitting in the fridge for a few days. They were essentially over salted greasy discs of crab. I had half of one (again, 3 bucks each), and though the crab cakes were small even that was too much of a bad thing. (The only reason I finished it was because it represented a buck fifty.)

I skipped the Crab Rangoon, fried wontons with a little bit of something in them. I couldn't imagine it'd be any good after the other stuff so I figured someone else might as well suffer.

Though we'd only ate a little food we felt full due to the enormous amounts of grease they managed to get into everything.

Ultimately we agreed that Palisade is a swell looking place, it really feels like you're somewhere else when you're there. But if you're there have a beer, enjoy the views, then go somewhere else.

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Posted: 2010-04-24 2:28 pm   Permalink


Unga Bunga's contribution to a
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Posted: 2010-04-24 11:28 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2010-04-24 14:31, woofmutt wrote:

Which also reminds me of something Hakalugi wrote:


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Thanks for the save. I had meant to quote the above in this thread yesterday but got my windows mixed up.
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Everything always seems to happens at the same time. I mean things I'm interested in. Because I guess everything does happen at the same time more or less. By which I mean at this moment everything that is going to happen at this moment is happening, even if this moment may not be this moment where something in particular is happening.

Here, let me draw you this diagram using a hundred or so trillion dancing penguins to represent everything that is happening and a wheel of Swiss cheese to represent this moment. (Ignore the holes in the Swiss cheese, they aren't meant to represent an absence in the absolute of this moment, they are merely there as part of the Swiss cheese even though that means that part of what makes Swiss cheese Swiss cheese is the absence of Swiss cheese in certain places. So I guess anytime you happen to be in the absence of Swiss cheese you may actually be in the presence of a part of Swiss cheese.)

So penguins, a wheel of Swiss, and a dance number. Something simple choreographed to a player piano piece. No hats or canes for the penguins, I don't want to make this confusing.

5 or 15 notes or bars (or whatever we chop music up into in order to make sure penguins make the right move at the right time) each penguins does a spin on its left foot. On the note (yes, I'll go with notes) DINK. The music goes dunk dunk DINK and on DINK the penguins spin on their left feet. Or to put it almost exactly the same way: In the moment of DINK all penguins spin on their left feet.

But apparently the moment of DINK does not occur for all the penguins at the same time. Or so people with jobs which impress former classmates at high school reunions have told me. (That's what I meant by "apparently.")

So in the moment of DINK 50 trillion penguins might spin as choreographed, but another 25 trillion might be experiencing the second moment of dunk and the final 25 or so trillion penguins are experiencing the first moment of dunk. Technically the moment of DINK is not happening all at once but still everything is happening at once. I think. There is a really good chance I'm completely wrong about this especially as I don't care whether I'm completely wrong. That's not to say I'm reckless, it's just to remind you that you didn't pay for any of this nor did I even ask you to read it. I just needed to distract you long enough to try and synch up a particular moment for spectacular results which do not involve dancing penguins or Swiss cheese (in it's presence or absence). But you already knew that because I just told you.


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