advertise on Tiki Central

Celebrating classic and modern Polynesian Pop
  [Edit Profile]  [Edit Preferences]  [Search] [Sign Up]
[Personal Messages]  [Member List]  [Help/FAQ]  [Rules]  [Login]
Tiki Central Forums Tiki Central Ohana Heiress shanghaied!
Heiress shanghaied!
ookoo lady
Tiki Socialite

Joined: Jun 24, 2004
Posts: 779
Posted: 2006-10-29 8:09 pm   Permalink

Dateline: 1925

Society ladies have been a-flutter since the disappearance of a well-known heiress.

Photographs which appear to show her in the company of an ill-bred vagabond sailor have confirmed fears that she has been shanghaied.

If seen, contact local authorities immediately.

View Profile of ookoo lady Send a personal message to ookoo lady      Edit/Delete This Post Reply with quote
Tiki Socialite

Joined: Mar 24, 2002
Posts: 1800
From: Ocean Beach, San Francisco
Posted: 2006-10-29 8:54 pm   Permalink


View Profile of cynfulcynner Send a personal message to cynfulcynner      Edit/Delete This Post Reply with quote
Tiki Socialite

Joined: Mar 24, 2002
Posts: 249
From: Oceanside Ca
Posted: 2006-10-30 05:10 am   Permalink

Clearly a ne-er do well, poor girl!!!

View Profile of Al-ii Send a personal message to Al-ii  Email Al-ii     Edit/Delete This Post Reply with quote
Tiki Socialite

Joined: Aug 04, 2006
Posts: 1317
Posted: 2006-11-01 9:47 pm   Permalink

Found the boat, no heiress


[ This Message was edited by: Ojaitimo 2006-11-01 21:49 ]

View Profile of Ojaitimo Send a personal message to Ojaitimo  Email Ojaitimo     Edit/Delete This Post Reply with quote
Tiki Diablo
Tiki Socialite

Joined: Jun 24, 2002
Posts: 1914
From: socal
Posted: 2006-11-06 11:46 pm   Permalink


On 2006-11-01 00:09, yourhumblehittleer wrote:
Looks like someone I know, who could it be?


View Profile of Tiki Diablo Send a personal message to Tiki Diablo  Email Tiki Diablo Goto the website of Tiki Diablo     Edit/Delete This Post Reply with quote
Tiki Socialite

Joined: Jun 12, 2002
Posts: 542
From: Los Angeles
Posted: 2006-11-13 02:18 am   Permalink

Yes, this event has been worrying our family to no end. That is my Hungarian cousin Madame Verushka and the whole family is also a-flutter whilst waiting to hear news of her whereabouts.

But now we finally have some:

According to some private detectives we have hired, we have learned that the mysterious man went by the name of Count Kakashka, a displaced White Russian who came to America after the revolution and found the friendship and generosity of Americans to be to his liking.

Here he is with his ne'er do well, degenerate entourage.

The Count met the Heiress (who always did have Imperialist leanings) at a soiree at which time he decided to shanghai her to the South Pacific. Nothing was heard of her for weeks when suddenly we were contacted by a National Geographic photographer who was documenting a little known native island tribe. He reported the existence of a fair-skinned tribal dancer, but who does not know English and goes by the name Lele-Haole Okole.

This was the only photo he was able to get.

The features are the same although I can't imagine her ever having such wild and unkempt hair nor going about in such half-naked dress. No stockings even! The only explanation can be amnesia. We fear what may become of her.

View Profile of vintagegirl Send a personal message to vintagegirl  Goto the website of vintagegirl     Edit/Delete This Post Reply with quote
Tiki Socialite

Joined: Jan 09, 2004
Posts: 10385
From: Port Saint Lucie, Florida
Posted: 2006-11-13 04:07 am   Permalink

What's gonna happen to her Mug collection?

View Profile of Benzart Send a personal message to Benzart  Email Benzart     Edit/Delete This Post Reply with quote
Coco Loco
Tiki Socialite

Joined: Mar 21, 2004
Posts: 820
From: Exotic Isle of Alameda
Posted: 2006-11-30 12:49 pm   Permalink

Any news on the unfortunate disappearance or reappearance of the well-known shanghaied heiress...

View Profile of Coco Loco Send a personal message to Coco Loco      Edit/Delete This Post Reply with quote

[ About Tiki Central | Contact Tiki Central | Advertise on Tiki Central ]
(c) 2000-2015 Tikiroom.com (tm), Tiki Central (tm)

Credits & copyright infomation