Joined: Sep 30, 2002
|Posted: 2006-12-03 8:55 pm  Permalink|
Who is this "Bamboo Ben" guy? Do you know his REAL name? Ever notice that you never see him in the same room at the same time as, say,...um.... Eleanor Roosevelt? HMMMM? Have you seen any of his stuff? How do we know he's not just buying crap at the Pier 1 outlet mall in Peducah, Kentucky and re-selling it?
And how do we know aliens aren't controlling his mind either, HUH? Betcha hadn't thought of that! Well I did! For all we know, he could be a Soviet spy or a member of the Illuminati or an NSA wiretapping expert. For God's sake man, do your research before booking these people!!!! The safety of the community is at stake!!!
Y'know I haven't printed the flyers yet and I can take his name off if you want.