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woofmutt
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Mar 26, 2002
Posts: 2584
From: Seattilite Telstar
|  Posted: 2008-01-01 10:25 am Permalink
Here at Woofmutt World Wide we make a lotta money sellin' our carefull researched cultural forecast information to clients all over the planet. But since we like most of yuh, and a coupla of yuh have even bought us drinks, we're givin yuh our 2008 Hot or Not? list (a $199.99 value!) absolutely free! Happy New Year! Now go and amaze yer friends with yer cuttin' edge trendiness!
OUT OUT OUT!!!..............IN IN IN!!!
Partially cloudy....................Slightly overcast
Smiles................................Grins
Angry memories..................Bitter regrets
Yellow legal pads.................Spiral bound notebooks
Landscape maintenance.......Lawn care
Mr. Grumpy Face.................Mr. Grouchy Pants
Toothless hillbillies...............Witless yokels
Googling old classmates.......Ogling hot coworkers
Flip-flops.............................Slip ons
Sleet...................................Slush
Doggy day cares..................Cat spas
Blow ups.............................Freak outs
Shrubs................................Dwarf trees
Italian prosciutto..................Canadian bacon
Over the top........................Shoot the moon
Plastic surgery.....................Tupperware Body Tape
Twilight................................Dusk
Ones and fives......................Tens and twenties
Charcoal gray.......................Light black
Cremation............................Burial at sea
Happy Hour..........................Beer-thirty
Batman & Robin....................Aquaman & His Mermaid Water Dancers
Asphalt.................................Black top
Scary clowns.........................Weird mimes
Civic mindedness...................Public drunkenness
Las Vegas.............................Casino Night at Our Lady of Hope
Thursday..............................Tuesday
Reality shows........................Staring out the window
Chives..................................Green onions
Lutheran craft bazaars...........Methodist bake sales
Hot pink................................Fluorescent fuschia
Starfish.................................Sand dollars
Chick flicks............................Dominatrix DVDs
Collectibles............................Goodwill donations
Soil.......................................Dirt
Indifference............................Ennui
Sit Spot, sit!...........................Dance monkey, dance!
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VampiressRN
Grand Member (5 years) 
Joined: Nov 23, 2006
Posts: 5084
From: Sin City Lincoln Hills (NorCal)
| Posted: 2008-01-01 4:29 pm Permalink
Thanks for trying to keep us in the know. I am so sorry to see Charcoal Gray on the OUTs, as that is my favorite color. I don't think I can slip into the Black option though, so hope Hot Pink will be an acceptable IN. Keep those cards coming Mutt...I luv em. 
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BettyBleu
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jun 20, 2003
Posts: 225
From: Island Oasis Backyard (So Cal)
| Posted: 2008-01-02 6:15 pm Permalink
yeah for weird mimes! I like '08 already!!
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Ojaitimo
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Aug 04, 2006
Posts: 1283 | Posted: 2008-01-05 11:18 am Permalink
Thanks Woofmut. great list except for the Cat Spa vs Doggie Daycare. I used my spa to bathe my cat once, he got really pissed.
So, no, Cat Spa is out.
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