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Mana in a Plastic Uke [Warning: Adult Material] |
bananabobs
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Joined: Feb 16, 2003
Posts: 824 |  Posted: 2008-01-20 4:05 pm Permalink
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On 2008-01-12 12:36, GROG wrote:
Seems like this thread should be in "Beyond Tiki" rather than "General Tiki".
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I agree...perhaps even a different site?
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rronald33
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Joined: Jan 09, 2008
Posts: 13
From: Hollywood,California,USA
| Posted: 2013-02-06 4:20 pm Permalink
My update to this thread:
(1) The "Hawaiian" (lap steel) guitar is also an electric guitar. This means it can be FELT as well as heard.
(2) I think the rhythms of the steel guitar correspond EXACTLY to the rhythms of sex. For at least 50 years this kind of music was used by a LOT of people for baby-making purposes! Avante-garde pedal steel player Susan Alcorn,admits that part of steel guitar playing has sexual climaxes in it,LOL!!
(3) I don't think it's an accident that a certain big plastic ukulele (made by Mattel in 1957) was colored red-and-black (fetish colors).
(4) The eroticism associated with steel guitar music also explains why (until recently) few wahines ever played it.Also,in 1969,certain Japanese "men's" magazines ran photos of comely wahines with (guess what-plastic ukes) coyly covering their genital regions....
The above is all a function of guitar fetishism. Mixing sex with music is essential to human culture,and is "socially redeeming". I hope someday someone will make a movie about guitar fetishism...observing my copyrights,of course! (I'd heard about 20 years ago,that somebody was going to make a documentary called "The Wild Thing" with such musicians as Bonnie Raitt...but nothing seems to have come of that.)
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Atomic Tiki Punk
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Joined: Jul 19, 2009
Posts: 4014
From: Costa Misery
| Posted: 2013-02-06 4:30 pm Permalink
It's the return of the "Ukulele Masturbation" thread, good times indeed.....
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rronald33
Tiki Centralite
Joined: Jan 09, 2008
Posts: 13
From: Hollywood,California,USA
| Posted: 2013-02-06 6:22 pm Permalink
Mahalo.
Yes,I heard that in the mid-50's (when I was just a tyke) all people did was sit at home and listen to the "Arthur Godfrey" Show!
In the conservative Fifties there wasn't much of a way to express erotic feeling except through sophisticated culture. Back then,non-marital sex was considered "bad taste" on the Mainland. So,more excuses to go to the Islands...
I remember the liner notes on one Hawaiian music LP. "Children listening to this music are too young to know
WHAT THIS MUSIC IS FOR!" Hee,hee.
Polynesian eroticism will always be with us. It's eternal. It's the best.
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Atomic Tiki Punk
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Joined: Jul 19, 2009
Posts: 4014
From: Costa Misery
| Posted: 2013-02-06 6:55 pm Permalink
Thank god someone invented Masturbation in the 1960s!
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GROG
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Joined: Jun 21, 2006
Posts: 6174
From: Tujunga
| Posted: 2013-02-06 7:06 pm Permalink
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On 2013-02-06 16:30, Atomic Tiki Punk wrote:
It's the return of the "Ukulele Masturbation" thread, good times indeed.....
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Just ignore it and it'll go away.
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