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PolynesianPop
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 2341
From: Corona, Ca
|  Posted: 2003-03-01 10:04 pm Permalink
Damn, I noticed tonight that for the first time in a long time, everybody's home on a Saturday night and posting on TC. I thought I was the only one over here bored off my ass. Or maybe I am and I just don't have a life.
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Tiki_Bong
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 0 | Posted: 2003-03-01 10:07 pm Permalink
Pop,
Save your brain cells for destruction next weekend at the Tiki Crawl.
Now, put on your bunny slippers, make some hot chocolate, and settle the f$*# down!
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PolynesianPop
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 2341
From: Corona, Ca
| Posted: 2003-03-01 10:10 pm Permalink
See, I knew I wasn't the only loser home tonight. Couldn't get the Boss to unlock the ankle cuff Bong?
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SugarCaddyDaddy
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Joined: Jun 03, 2002
Posts: 1500
From: Huntington Beach, California
| Posted: 2003-03-01 10:49 pm Permalink
You've got a locked ankle cuff?....gee, your luckier than me...
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Shipwreckjoey
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Joined: Nov 29, 2002
Posts: 1794
From: San Diego, CA
| Posted: 2003-03-01 11:09 pm Permalink
Pop,
Not only am I sitting around tonite doing nada but I had to sit around last night stewing when I didn't get to make it to the Richard Cheese show at Cane's. I'm in the unfortunate position of being without drivers license due to my DUI I got coming home from Octoberfest (jeez, I didn't realize those Jaggermeister shooters could put one in such a state of incompacitation). At any rate, I wound up putting my car into a chainlink fence trying to get on the freeway on-ramp, bent a $280.00 wheel & blew a $200.00 tire & I thought that was as bad as it could get...guess again. To make long story short, I'm without license until 03/13 and am currently under house arrest (unless I can talk somebody into taking me out). So when I post an angry rant, you'll know it's just because I'm bored & pissed off. As George Harrison would say "This too shall pass".
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PolynesianPop
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 2341
From: Corona, Ca
| Posted: 2003-03-02 10:28 am Permalink
SWJ, sorry to hear that. If its any consolation, its now Sunday and I'm still bored off my ass....
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tikifish
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 2720
From: Toronto,Canada
| Posted: 2003-03-02 11:53 am Permalink
I'll trade your boredome for my hangover, ha ha ha!
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floratina
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 997
From: West Los Angeles
| Posted: 2003-03-02 2:01 pm Permalink
Pop, you'll make up for it next weekend at the Crawl. The L.A. tiki quiescence is made tolerable when I think of the possibility of visiting the giant concrete artichoke on our roadtrip caravan. If the 'choke isn't to be along our path, there is also the American flag made of human hair up there somewhere, so sez Trader Pup. Just think of it! Bong, are you going? Crazy Al may be able to make it. We'll see.
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PolynesianPop
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 2341
From: Corona, Ca
| Posted: 2003-03-02 6:34 pm Permalink
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On 2003-03-02 11:53, tikifish wrote:
I'll trade your boredome for my hangover, ha ha ha!
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Deal! Having a hangover would mean I have a life!
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martiki
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Joined: Mar 29, 2002
Posts: 3056
From: http://www.smugglerscovesf.com
| Posted: 2003-03-02 11:51 pm Permalink
Jeezus, Pop: Don't you have some kids running around somewhere? Do you know where they are?
Or is it a case of:
"Mommy, where's daddy? We want to play!"
"Kids, your father is in the office right now using the computer. You know that he's not to be disturbed when he's online talking to his drunk friends."
-martin
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thebaxdog
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jun 19, 2002
Posts: 775
From: Santa Ana, CA.
| Posted: 2003-03-03 07:21 am Permalink
Hey POP, I met your wife how could you be bored?
Anyway the guy sez to me hey "I want to come over and get the 2 logs you have and the big block of foam, I want to carve really bad."
But where the HELL is he? Does he call?
Is it Bong's smell still in my carpet?
Geez you try to be nice to some people and all we get is "I'm bored" "I don't have a life"
Maybe you should go to K-mart and buy a life.
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PolynesianPop
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 2341
From: Corona, Ca
| Posted: 2003-03-03 07:42 am Permalink
Bax,
I came by and picked up those logs on Friday. Didn't you notice? Your neighborhood watch lady came over and grilled the hell out of me (not to mention your non-English speaking maid) - no kidding. I had to tell them I was a garbage contractor (while I loaded them into my Honda) that specialized in log disposal since your neighborhood trash guy wouldn't pick them up.
They invited me over to pick up their logs too....
BTW - Went to Kmart to buy a life and couldn't find 'em. They're closing the one by my house and what, with the clearance sale and all, it looks like they sold out of 'em...
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[ This Message was edited by: PolynesianPop on 2003-03-03 07:53 ]
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Shipwreckjoey
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Joined: Nov 29, 2002
Posts: 1794
From: San Diego, CA
| Posted: 2003-03-08 7:17 pm Permalink
Pop,
Actually, whenever I get really, really bored I give a listen to Bonzo Dog Band's immortal classic "I'm bored" (on Gorilla I think). Before your done listening to the song you forget how bored you were.
[ This Message was edited by: Shipwreckjoey on 2003-03-08 19:19 ]
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Thor
Tiki Centralite
Joined: Oct 18, 2002
Posts: 61
From: San Diego, CA
| Posted: 2003-03-08 7:34 pm Permalink
My current state of incompacitation is caused by a paper deadline. How much can you say about Alan Jackson and September 11th, anyway?
Shipwreckjoey, who is Richard Cheese?
-Thor
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Shipwreckjoey
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Joined: Nov 29, 2002
Posts: 1794
From: San Diego, CA
| Posted: 2003-03-08 8:31 pm Permalink
Thor,
Richard Cheese & Lounge Against the Machine are a band that appeared at Cane's in Mission Beach last week. To find out more about them & their music refer to http://www.iloverichardcheese.com.
Cheers,
SWJ
[ This Message was edited by: Shipwreckjoey on 2003-03-08 20:35 ]
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