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pablus
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Joined: Jul 23, 2003
Posts: 2146
From: www.crazedmugs.com
|  Posted: 2008-08-29 09:36 am Permalink
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Hot&last=Lava
Running on the "Tiki Platform"
I've known Hot Lava for many years now and know that he would make a great president, even though he's 45 minutes late for every endeavor (except when there's a fine cocktail at hand.)
If you want peace.
Drink peace.
If you want prosperity.
Drink prosperity.
If you want happiness.
Druns hASoppfm.....
VOTE HOT LAVA.
The news is already spreading.
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Howland
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Joined: Jan 30, 2006
Posts: 749
From: Folly Beach, SC--'Follynesia'
| Posted: 2008-09-04 6:54 pm Permalink
Hilarious! I can't count the people I've sent the thing out to with me own name filled into the appropriate fields.
PS-The Jungalero Lounge is open to Hurricane Ike evacuees (but we hope it won't be necessary). Dibs on the 1st mate's quarters go to mixologists and/or uke players. All ye other scurvy dogs shall battle for deck space. 
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Unga Bunga
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Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 5734
From: CaliTikifornia
| Posted: 2008-09-06 10:43 am Permalink
My body's burnin' like a lava from a mauna loa
My heart's crackin' like a krakatoa
Krakatoa, east of java, molten bodies, fiery lava
Fire, fire, burnin' bright
Turn on your love lava
Turn on your lava light
Fire, oh volcano, over you
Don't let your lava love turn to stone
Keep it burnin'
Keep it burnin' here at home
Oooo hot lava
Oooo hot lava
My love may be as high as the highest volcano
But the altitude is way too high
Well it gets so cold when you look at me that way---yeah
I just wanna have that hot lava
Lovin' me away
My love's mountin'
My love's eruptin' like a red hot volcano
Fire, oh volcano, over you
I gotta lotta lava love locked up inside me
My love's a lava bomb
Knock you in the head
Knock you in the head
Kick you in the lava bed
Over you, hot lava
Don't let your lava love turn to stone
Keep in burnin'
Keep it burnin' here at home
Oooo it's so hot
It's burnin' up in here
Oooo look out, it's about to erupt
Oooo my body's burnin' like a lava from a mauna loa
My heart's crackin' like a krakatoa
Hot fire, red-hot fire
Lava, ohh, hot lava
Hot lava, red-hot lava
Hot lava, re-e-ed, hot lava
Oh hot lava
I'm gonna let it go
Let it flow like pompeii or herculaneum
Let it sizzle, let it rise
Don't let your lava love flow turn to stone
Keep it burnin'
Keep it burnin' here at home
I'm gonna jump in a crater
See ya later
Oooo hot lava
Oooo hot lava
Hot lava
Red hot lava
Hot lava
Red hot lava
Yeah
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