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RevBambooBen
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From: Huntikington Beach
Posted: 2003-03-13 08:00 am   Permalink

Anyone know of any good Tiki Jokes?

 
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GECKO
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From: South Sea Arts Honolulu
Posted: 2003-03-14 6:53 pm   Permalink

this is not a tiki joke but I know you guys on da mainland don't see signs like dis often or at all....unless ya'll from da deep country. you get signs like lost dog or cat. I thought it was funny.



brah, Hawaii is da last place you wanna lose a pig!!! you neva gon see dat bugga agen.

got some lucky locals right now eating some free kalua pig with cabbage. ewww das some good grinds!

or a Filipino family eating pork adobo....eww you guys gotta try dat on da mainland!!! if you gotta a Filipino friend, ask dem to make you pork adobo. (or chicken)
if you don't have a Filipino friend, GET ONE!
great cusine!


if it's a mainland family dat get da pig, Ho dey wen cooked some pork chops, pork skewers, my mexican braddas wen made some chorizo already!

you mainlanders might not see dis funny but ho, i'm rolling.


 
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Chongolio
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From: The Coast of Kauai
Posted: 2003-03-14 7:21 pm   Permalink

Yeah Gecko!, I am laughin, that is pure comedy. Your comments make for some good readin' You shoud go back and write under it
"Answers to the name Kahlua"
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GECKO
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From: South Sea Arts Honolulu
Posted: 2003-03-14 7:34 pm   Permalink

Chongo sed ""Answers to the name Kahlua"

oh you bust me up Chongolio!! that would be funny!!!



 
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Tiki_Bong
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Posted: 2003-03-14 9:05 pm   Permalink

Knock, Knock - Who's there?
Moai!
Knock, Knock - Who's there
Moai!
Knock, Knock - Who's there?
Moai!
Lono!, not Ku again!

(All right, not quite there, but hey!, it was a weak attempt at least)
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RevBambooBen
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From: Huntikington Beach
Posted: 2003-03-14 9:55 pm   Permalink

Man, that is the best joke I've heard (or seen) in my 37 years of life!!!! Gecko to the rescue!!! Too freakin funny!!! Man, I'm pissin my shorts with laughter!!!! G- you are da man!

 
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GECKO
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From: South Sea Arts Honolulu
Posted: 2003-03-14 10:25 pm   Permalink

only on da islands baby!!

ey Ben, I've had to pass da dam sign fo 5 days straight on da way home from work and evry day i almost hit da same dam tree for laughing so dam hard!! hewwww I gotta take dat dam sign down befo a run off da road.

My wahine's cuzzin is visiting from Texas and we went by da sign this morning and she sed "you don't see that everyday in Texas"


and I looked up to see what she was talkin about thinkin she was refering to da mountains or flowers...nope, it was that dam sign again!! ohhhh I lost it in da car! After I stoped crying from laughter I told her Hawaii is the #1 state fo CONSUMING PORK!

I could put da sign on ebay under unusual items!

i'm sorry, I don't know why I posted it! i jus can't stop f&%kin laughing evrytime i see dat dam sign.


aloha

ps
you go Bong


 
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7TiKiS
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Joined: Jan 15, 2003
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From: Tarpon Springs
Posted: 2003-03-18 4:37 pm   Permalink




[ This Message was edited by: 7TiKiS on 2003-03-18 16:39 ]


 
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RevBambooBen
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From: Huntikington Beach
Posted: 2003-03-18 9:20 pm   Permalink

where's Tarpon Springs?

 
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Lake Surfer
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From: Milwaukee, WI
Posted: 2003-03-18 10:55 pm   Permalink

Tarpon Springs is northwest of Tampa if I remember right...

 
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7TiKiS
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From: Tarpon Springs
Posted: 2003-03-25 9:42 pm   Permalink

Ooops... sorry, yep - Tarpon Springs is just north of Clearwater (which is directly west of Tampa).



 
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Howland
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From: Folly Beach, SC--'Follynesia'
Posted: 2007-03-26 1:50 pm   Permalink

So what ever happened to this thread? Sounds like a good idea-in fact, I was just about to start a tiki humor thread but found this'un when I did a search. OK-

Did you hear about the new tiki bar/restraunt that's going to serve low alcohol drinks only?

It's going to be called the "Barely Hai"

DU DUNT! (typical two beat drum sound heard after a bad punchline)
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Howland
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From: Folly Beach, SC--'Follynesia'
Posted: 2007-03-26 1:58 pm   Permalink

Aww hell, why not- I think this is called a limerick, could be wrong:
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There once was a tiki that sailed from Raratonga
but a storm blew in and something went wronga
he sank into the ocean
with that terrible motion
now he blows bubbles when he sings a songa!

I just kill me sometimes!
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little lost tiki
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From: Orange,CA-right near the Circle!
Posted: 2007-03-26 2:11 pm   Permalink

Bump!
There must be SOMEONE out there with more
Tiki Jokes besides Gecko,TikiBong,and Surf-n-Turf!
Here's a reeeeeeal dumb one!
What do Hawaiians do on Thanksgiving?
They carve a Tiki....
Thank you! I'll be playing here all week!


 
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Jungle Trader
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From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
Posted: 2007-03-26 2:23 pm   Permalink

shutterfly shuffled the link. never saw it.
Anyone got another image?


 
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