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SoccerTiki
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From: TheSoccerTikiGrotto, Island of LongBeach
Posted: 2007-03-29 10:23 am   Permalink

Ok....

This Tiki walks into a bar and orders a Mai-Tai...

The bartender looks bewildered and goes into the back room and tells the manager what happened and asks him what to do...

The manager thinks about it and says, "Make him a Mai-Tai and charge him 20 bucks for it!"...

Bartender goes back out and makes the drinks and says it'll be 20 bucks....

The Tiki pays the man and gets his drink and proceeds to drink it....

The bartender, being very nervous at the situation tries to make some small talk with the Tiki and says, "We don't get many of your type in here."...

The Tiki looks at him and says, "At 20 bucks for a Mai-Tai I can see why!"


BuhDuhBump! BuhDuhBump!
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little lost tiki
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Joined: Jun 12, 2006
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From: Orange,CA-right near the Circle!
Posted: 2007-03-29 10:36 am   Permalink

A Tiki walks into a bar,slightly tipsy...
he approaches the bartender and asks...
"Are Penguins five feet tall?"
The bartender replies...
"Most ordinary penguins reach about 2,maybe three feet tall.
Tho, the Emperor penguin can get up to four feet tall in some
rare instances....Why do you ask?"
The Tiki's face registers shock and he says....
"I think I just Hit a Nun with my car!"


 
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SoccerTiki
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From: TheSoccerTikiGrotto, Island of LongBeach
Posted: 2007-03-29 10:57 am   Permalink

Quote:

On 2003-03-14 21:05, Tiki_Bong wrote:
Knock, Knock - Who's there?
Moai!
Knock, Knock - Who's there
Moai!
Knock, Knock - Who's there?
Moai!
Lono!, not Ku again!

(All right, not quite there, but hey!, it was a weak attempt at least)




Bring back bong!
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Important Looking Pirate
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Joined: Mar 28, 2007
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Posted: 2007-03-29 5:33 pm   Permalink

Not really a joke... but it made me laugh when I drew it.


OG homie.


 
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tikicat67
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Joined: Jun 25, 2006
Posts: 18
From: Vermont
Posted: 2007-03-31 06:34 am   Permalink

What is a Moai's favorite music?




(give up?)



RAPa Nui!








 
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tikicat67
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Joined: Jun 25, 2006
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From: Vermont
Posted: 2007-03-31 06:38 am   Permalink

Where do Moais spend Spring break?





Easter Island!




 
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little lost tiki
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From: Orange,CA-right near the Circle!
Posted: 2007-03-31 09:52 am   Permalink

That Spring Break joke is so O-wrongo!
Nice OG Homies!


 
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Capt'n Skully
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Joined: May 28, 2005
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From: The Lost Lagoon
Posted: 2007-03-31 10:35 am   Permalink

3 pieces of rope go into a Tiki Bar and order a round of Mai-Tais.. The Bartender takes one look at them and says, “we don’t serve ropes in here!” and asks them to leave. Disappointed, the ropes leave the bar. Standing outside and wondering where they can go to get a Mai-Tai, one of the ropes decides to try again. He ties himself up and messes up his hair, then re-enters the bar. “I’ll have a Mai-Tai please” says the rope. The Bartender gives him a suspicious look and says, “Didn’t I just tell you and your friends that we don’t serve ropes in here?” The rope replies, “Nope! I’m a frayed knot!!”
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Hula Cat
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Joined: Jul 14, 2006
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From: Bellows Falls Vermont
Posted: 2007-03-31 11:30 am   Permalink

it's quite obvious that tiki cat67 is under some WEIRD influences.......but "so Owrongo" did make my most silly (and funny!) stupid joke list....until the next toke ....'er joke

yes GROG, I often swim out past the safety bouys of the comic pool and we all suffer as a result! ......

Let me guess the drawing is of a Yaris convertible.....
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tikigreg
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From: ClubTiki
Posted: 2007-03-31 12:45 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2007-03-31 11:30, Hula Cat wrote:
Let me guess the drawing is of a Yaris convertible.....




I's actually a Yaris convertible lowrider! (Que George Lopez theme music here.)
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Tamapoutini
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Joined: Aug 30, 2006
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From: Aotearoa (New Zealand)
Posted: 2007-04-02 01:30 am   Permalink


Q: How many Easter Islanders does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: What's a lightbulb?

(ps:joke was written circa 1426)

Tama


 
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teaKEY
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From: The thumb !
Posted: 2007-04-04 06:36 am   Permalink

Why won't cannibals eat divorced women? They're always bitter. (Playboy April 07)
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Cammo
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Joined: May 18, 2006
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From: San Diego
Posted: 2007-04-04 08:57 am   Permalink

What are cannibals' favorite meat to barbeque?

Baby back ribs!


 
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hawaiiansnowball
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Joined: Apr 02, 2007
Posts: 40
From: Sin City, Nevada
Posted: 2007-04-04 11:14 am   Permalink

What is a tiki's favorite movie?

Tiki Tiki Bang Bang!


Thank you! Thank you very much!


 
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teaKEY
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From: The thumb !
Posted: 2007-04-04 11:32 am   Permalink

Tiki Tiki Bang Bang!

Sounds Dirty
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