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Tiki Jokes?
KokoKele
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Joined: Feb 08, 2012
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Posted: 2017-07-21 12:13 am   Permalink

What do you call a tiki mug whose genitalia have broken off?
Tiki Bobbit!


 
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KokoKele
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Posts: 93
Posted: 2017-07-21 12:16 am   Permalink

What did Tiki Bob say to Wendy Cevola?
"Do you think a dame like you could go for a mug like me?"


 
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KokoKele
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Posted: 2017-07-21 12:17 am   Permalink

Why do some people carve such filthy tikis?
Cause they're dirty chiselers!


 
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KokoKele
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Posts: 93
Posted: 2017-07-21 12:19 am   Permalink

Why are tiki mugs so hesitant?
They have feet of clay!


 
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KokoKele
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Posted: 2017-07-21 12:21 am   Permalink

Who's the funniest tiki?
Milton Burl!


 
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KokoKele
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Posted: 2017-07-21 12:23 am   Permalink

Where do tikis go for Saturday night league play?
The Scorpion Bowl!


 
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KokoKele
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Posts: 93
Posted: 2017-07-21 12:24 am   Permalink

What does a tiki with a cold smear on his chest?
Trader Vic's Vapo Rub!


 
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KokoKele
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Posted: 2017-07-21 12:25 am   Permalink

I'm a tiki! Do you know what I wear around my neck?
Mai Tai!


 
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KokoKele
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Posts: 93
Posted: 2017-07-21 12:30 am   Permalink

Where do tikis dump their trash?
The Place of Refuse!


 
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KokoKele
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Joined: Feb 08, 2012
Posts: 93
Posted: 2017-07-21 12:33 am   Permalink

What do you call an imprisoned tiki?
Tiki Con!


 
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KokoKele
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Posted: 2017-07-21 12:50 am   Permalink

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sven!
Sven who?
Sven you gonna stop telling tiki jokes?


 
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KokoKele
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Posted: 2017-07-21 01:00 am   Permalink

Th-th-th-th-thatch all, folks!

 
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KokoKele
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Posted: 2017-07-21 4:30 pm   Permalink

If Van Tiki has three tikis and he gives you one tiki, how many tikis would Van Tiki have?
Three! Why the hell would he give away a tiki!?


 
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MadDogMike
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Joined: Mar 30, 2008
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From: The Anvil of the Sun
Posted: 2017-07-21 5:30 pm   Permalink

My favorite
Quote:

On 2017-07-21 00:05, KokoKele wrote:
Why did the cracked tiki mug give up drinking?
He couldn't hold his liquor!



You've been busy Kokokele!


 
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KokoKele
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Joined: Feb 08, 2012
Posts: 93
Posted: 2017-07-21 5:59 pm   Permalink

Got on a roll, there.

 
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