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woofmutt
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Joined: Mar 26, 2002
Posts: 2605
From: Seattilite Telstar
Posted: 2009-06-16 10:43 pm   Permalink

Dear Liloti,

I was surprised to recently read that an
Aloha shirt may not be the most appropriate attire for every place I go. This threw me for a loop as my lady and I have been "cordially invited" to a "nice casual" "garden party" and I was thinking of wearing some khaki linen trousers, a long sleeved tapa print linen shirt, and my Tahitian pearl cuff links.

Besides the possible inappropriateness of an Aloha shirt my lady said one shouldn't wear linen trousers and a linen shirt together and that cuff links are too much for a "garden party." I think linen is the very definition of "nice casual" and my cuff links are very understated and quite posh. We agreed, however, to stand by your opinion.

Sincerely,

woofmutt

PS: Sandals or huaraches?



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MadDogMike
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Joined: Mar 30, 2008
Posts: 7397
From: The Anvil of the Sun
Posted: 2009-06-16 11:00 pm   Permalink

Dear Liloti,

I have a friend who I'll call "Sprinkles" (not his real name, of course) who loves his Mai Tais. The problem is that he often drinks too much and then makes inappropriate public comments. I value his friendship but want him to know that his actions are unacceptable. What would be the best way to stage an intervention (from the comfort of my own home of course, I don't want to have to get up from my computer chair)? I want him to feel valued & uplifted as a person, and not to become cynical & sarcastic.

Howling at the moon,
MadDog Mike
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little lost tiki
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Joined: Jun 12, 2006
Posts: 7594
From: Orange,CA-right near the Circle!
Posted: 2009-06-17 08:31 am   Permalink

Quote:
woofmut asks....
Dear Liloti,
I was surprised to recently read that an Aloha shirt may not be the most appropriate attire for every place I go. This threw me for a loop as my lady and I have been "cordially invited" to a "nice casual" "garden party" and I was thinking of wearing some khaki linen trousers, a long sleeved tapa print linen shirt, and my Tahitian pearl cuff links.
Besides the possible inappropriateness of an Aloha shirt my lady said one shouldn't wear linen trousers and a linen shirt together and that cuff links are too much for a "garden party." I think linen is the very definition of "nice casual" and my cuff links are very understated and quite posh. We agreed, however, to stand by your opinion.
Sincerely,
woofmutt
PS: Sandals or huaraches?



Dearest woof,
The most appropriate gear for a gardening party would be
a wide brim hat
some overalls
sunglasses
and thick gloves,easy to manipulate
boots or Chuck Taylor Hi-top Sneakers (Black will take the dirt stains better)
Sandals and huaraches will allow dirt to filth up the inside of the footwear
Plus, they'll get your white tube socks all grimey..
Hope this helped!
Have fun!
cufflinks? gardening party!?!?

Quote:
MadDog Mike asks....
Dear Liloti,
I have a friend who I'll call "Sprinkles" (not his real name, of course) who loves his Mai Tais. The problem is that he often drinks too much and then makes inappropriate public comments. I value his friendship but want him to know that his actions are unacceptable. What would be the best way to stage an intervention (from the comfort of my own home of course, I don't want to have to get up from my computer chair)? I want him to feel valued & uplifted as a person, and not to become cynical & sarcastic.
Howling at the moon,
MadDog Mike



Dear MadDog,
First thing.....Rhypnol.
Add that to his maiTai and he'll be quiet,calm,and silent for the duration of the party.
You could also allow this "sprinkles" to follow his Malo lengua wherever it leads him
just pull folks aside and gently say,"that's my Cousin,he has Tourettes"
In this PC environment,noone will question you....
Remember,this is America and ALL types of crazy behavior is tolerated
and oft-times....encouraged!
San Diego Street Fair,Tiki Oasis,and LA LAkers riots to name a few...
But if you must....
May i suggest you harangue this "sprinkles" via e-mail and incessant phone calls...
but always end the message with "i heart you Sprinkles! We all heart you!"
basically knock the cynical and sarcastic attitude right out of the water!
Hopefully, that will help.....



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mudbone
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Joined: Nov 12, 2008
Posts: 166
From: michigan
Posted: 2009-06-17 12:34 pm   Permalink

Dear Little Lost
My question is,should Hawaiian shirts be tucked in or worn out? I wear mine out to hide my done-lapped disease.
Sincerely
mudbone


 
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little lost tiki
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Joined: Jun 12, 2006
Posts: 7594
From: Orange,CA-right near the Circle!
Posted: 2009-06-17 2:15 pm   Permalink

Quote:
Dear Little Lost
My question is,should Hawaiian shirts be tucked in or worn out? I wear mine out to hide my done-lapped disease.
Sincerely
mudbone



Dearest mudbone,
Hawaiian shirts should always be worn out.
This facilitates the breathing and comfort of the more "prosperous" bellies...
Tucking in a Hawaiian shirt is taboo throughout the world
unless you work at the ChartHouse or some fancy establishment.
(which shouldn't require Hawaiian shirts in the first place)
The wearing out of the Hawaiian shirt and the "coverin-o-the-gut"
also helps the wearer's chances of scoring with Hot babes...
Thanks for the inquiry,Mr. bone!:)


 
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little lost tiki
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Joined: Jun 12, 2006
Posts: 7594
From: Orange,CA-right near the Circle!
Posted: 2009-06-17 3:17 pm   Permalink

Dear little lost tiki,

Why did woofmut start a post about (someone besides himself )answering questions ?

love,
little lost tiki


 
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The Lounge Tiki
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Joined: May 10, 2009
Posts: 91
From: Chiwai'i (Chicago)
Posted: 2009-06-17 3:58 pm   Permalink

I think Little Lost Tiki just made the writing equivalent of dividing by zero.



 
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little lost tiki
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Joined: Jun 12, 2006
Posts: 7594
From: Orange,CA-right near the Circle!
Posted: 2009-06-17 4:18 pm   Permalink




 
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ravenne
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Joined: Jul 07, 2005
Posts: 1015
Posted: 2009-06-17 4:31 pm   Permalink

Dear Mister Lil'LosT,





Why?

Cordially yours,

Miss Von Animous
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little lost tiki
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Joined: Jun 12, 2006
Posts: 7594
From: Orange,CA-right near the Circle!
Posted: 2009-06-17 5:58 pm   Permalink

ravenne asked....
Quote:

Dear Mister Lil'LosT,

Why?



The answer to this one is obvious
even after a severe head explosion...

Why?

Because the monkey was naughty and placed in a "time-out"
under the little girl's chair1
It's simple if you give the picture a little time to tell its story...
Also examine the bisecting planes in the composition
and the giant midget weird fellow's stance
achieving a perfect 45 degree angle...
And don't get me started about the tablecloth!

Thanks for the inquiry!


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spy-tiki
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Joined: May 11, 2003
Posts: 732
From: glendale, ca
Posted: 2009-06-17 6:06 pm   Permalink

When my Hawaiian shirt is worn out I just get a new one.

 
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little lost tiki
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Posts: 7594
From: Orange,CA-right near the Circle!
Posted: 2009-06-17 6:08 pm   Permalink

Here! Here!
QUESTIONS ONLY!


 
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spy-tiki
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Joined: May 11, 2003
Posts: 732
From: glendale, ca
Posted: 2009-06-17 6:10 pm   Permalink

Alex, What is - When my Hawaiian shirt is worn out I just get a new one - for 20 please.
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little lost tiki
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Joined: Jun 12, 2006
Posts: 7594
From: Orange,CA-right near the Circle!
Posted: 2009-06-17 6:42 pm   Permalink

Category
Things King Kamehameha would say...


 
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Chip and Andy
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Joined: Jul 13, 2004
Posts: 2215
From: Corner table, Molokai Lounge, Mai-Kai.
Posted: 2009-06-17 7:03 pm   Permalink

Dear LiLoTi....

Do you think this picture was staged, or is this further evidence of the Division By Zero problem?


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