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little lost tiki
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From: Orange,CA-right near the Circle!
Posted: 2009-06-18 08:17 am   Permalink

Quote:

On 2009-06-17 19:03, Chip and Andy asked:
Dear LiLoTi....
Do you think this picture was staged, or is this further evidence of the Division By Zero problem?




Dear Chip and Andy,
Obviously staged...
I mean...the four background fellows form a square
3 officers and the driver...
but on further reflection
the ones in blue form a triangle
a solidly grounded object..

the UPS truck
WAS airborne
but is now GROUNDED

also examine the contrast between the
grass and the cement
great textural call on the photographer's part

The gentleman in the tuxedo
holds a WHITE sewing machine
representing purity

Also note how he is distanced from the square/triangle background figures
They must represent the masses....

Also the sidewalk and delivery truck bisect the piece into even more divisions...
So the answer is..
and obviously skilled photographer
attempting to topple the
Division By Zero theory...
Thank you for your participation!




 
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mudbone
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Joined: Nov 12, 2008
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From: michigan
Posted: 2009-06-18 4:15 pm   Permalink

Dear Little Lost
Scientist say, men use half there brain to think and females use there whole brain to think. My question is, what kind of crap would men think of if they used their whole brain. Just asking?
Sincerely
mud


 
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little lost tiki
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From: Orange,CA-right near the Circle!
Posted: 2009-06-18 4:25 pm   Permalink

Quote:

mudbone asked:
Dear Little Lost
Scientist say, men use half there brain to think and females use there whole brain to think. My question is, what kind of crap would men think of if they used their whole brain. Just asking?
Sincerely
mud



mudbone
good question....

too easy tho....


unfortunately the answer is
boobies
men would think of more boobies than normal
if they used their whole brain...



and sammiches!




and the Division By Zero mystery...

Thanks for your question!


 
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squid
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Posted: 2009-06-19 11:12 am   Permalink

Dear LLT,

Are we "there" yet?



Confused in Carson


 
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Kiki von Tiki
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Joined: Mar 01, 2008
Posts: 758
From: Irvine, CA
Posted: 2009-06-19 5:24 pm   Permalink

Dear Mr. Rusnick,
Where are your "before" pictures?
X's and O's,
Kiki v.
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RevBambooBen
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Joined: Nov 12, 2002
Posts: 7463
From: Huntikington Beach
Posted: 2009-06-19 8:20 pm   Permalink

Deer Mr. Redsneck,

Why arrrrrr you affraid to go swimmming ?!?


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Jungle Trader
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From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
Posted: 2009-06-19 10:07 pm   Permalink

Did somebody say sammiches? mmmmmmmmm

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The Lounge Tiki
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Joined: May 10, 2009
Posts: 91
From: Chiwai'i (Chicago)
Posted: 2009-06-20 04:55 am   Permalink

Dear Little Lost Tiki,

Do you think that if men could think with their whole brain, we would think of boobies, sammiches, and why we need our entire brain to think of boobies and sammiches and further more try to revert back to the half brain thinking pattern?


 
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little lost tiki
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From: Orange,CA-right near the Circle!
Posted: 2009-06-20 11:19 am   Permalink




Wow! That's what i get for ignoring the computer for a few days!
Will answer all of your questions on Monday,my friends...



 
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MadDogMike
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Joined: Mar 30, 2008
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From: The Anvil of the Sun
Posted: 2009-06-20 11:34 am   Permalink

Scanners?
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RevBambooBen
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Joined: Nov 12, 2002
Posts: 7463
From: Huntikington Beach
Posted: 2009-06-20 9:59 pm   Permalink

Mr. redznook,


Why do you not use your home computer?

( i've seen it. your wife is a killer maussuse that everyone shoud got to !!!!

speaking of.... i'm way past due and Im feeling it. See you's soon!

now i forgot the question....

my back hurts but my hand really hurts. someone put a nail in it.
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Mai Tai
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Joined: Mar 21, 2004
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From: Exotic Isle of Alameda
Posted: 2009-06-21 03:27 am   Permalink

Dear Kinny,
My laptop computer won't start up, and is displaying error PXE-E61: :media test failure, check cable. Since my laptop isn't connected to a LAN or any other peripherals, do you think my hard drive has crashed? I am sending this message from a different computer, obviously. Sincerely,
-Crashed in No. Cal
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lucas vigor
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Joined: May 12, 2004
Posts: 3985
From: SOCAL
Posted: 2009-06-21 08:07 am   Permalink

"Well, you see, Norm, itís like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, itís the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.Ē


 
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little lost tiki
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Joined: Jun 12, 2006
Posts: 7590
From: Orange,CA-right near the Circle!
Posted: 2009-06-22 08:49 am   Permalink

Quote:

On 2009-06-19 11:12, squiddles wrote:
Dear LLT,
Are we "there" yet?
Confused in Carson



Dearest Squid...
yes!
We've been expecting you!


Quote:

On 2009-06-19 17:24, Kiki von Tiki wrote:
Dear Mr. Rusnick,
Where are your "before" pictures?
X's and O's,
Kiki v.



So nice of you to visit,Kiki!
they are in my bag
and awaiting scanning tonight or tomorrow night....
pinky promise!

Quote:

On 2009-06-19 20:20, RevBambooBen wrote:
Deer Mr. Redsneck,
Why arrrrrr you affraid to go swimmming ?!?



Dear Rev,
it's not a fear of water issue
it's a fear of being all fish-belly white
fat
and middle-aged
in the equivalent of my underpants
in a public place...

Next!

Quote:

On 2009-06-19 22:07, Jungle Trader wrote:
Did somebody say sammiches? mmmmmmmmm




Dear Jumgle Trader,
yes! sammiches were mentioned
tho nobody's volunteered to make them yet....


Quote:

On 2009-06-20 04:55, The Lounge Tiki wrote:
Dear Little Lost Tiki,
Do you think that if men could think with their whole brain, we would think of boobies, sammiches, and why we need our entire brain to think of boobies and sammiches and further more try to revert back to the half brain thinking pattern?



Mr. Lounge,
No,i imagine that men would evolve and eventually think of Walks on the Beach,Cuddling and Puppies...
no need to revert...

Quote:

On 2009-06-20 11:34, MadDogMike wrote:
Scanners?



MDM-yes.

Quote:

On 2009-06-20 21:59, RevBambooBen wrote:
Mr. redznook,
Why do you not use your home computer?
( i've seen it. your wife is a killer maussuse that everyone shoud got to !!!!
speaking of.... i'm way past due and Im feeling it. See you's soon!
now i forgot the question....
my back hurts but my hand really hurts. someone put a nail in it.



Dear Mr. Ben,
the answer to that question is easy....
TIME MANAGEMENT!
When I'm off work
i'm either napping,eating,sleeping,watching cable,reading the Screwtape letters,
or getting ready to go to the studio to paint...
The home computer gets used mostly when i post work
and that's about it....
Why waste all my off-time on the computer
when i can do it all at work?


I'll tell Terrill about your sore back and stigmata....

Quote:

On 2009-06-21 03:27, Mai Tai wrote:
Dear Kinny,
My laptop computer won't start up, and is displaying error PXE-E61: :media test failure, check cable. Since my laptop isn't connected to a LAN or any other peripherals, do you think my hard drive has crashed? I am sending this message from a different computer, obviously. Sincerely,
-Crashed in No. Cal




My dearest Uncle Billy,
i think you're speaking a foreign language!
Fortunately the title of this post is an invitation to "Ask Anything"...
Answers not always guaranteed...
Maybe GROG know answer.....

Quote:

On 2009-06-21 08:07, lucas vigor wrote:
"Well, you see, Norm, itís like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, itís the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.Ē



Not a question mucus....
but a delightful observation!



Keep em coming!


 
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GROG
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Joined: Jun 21, 2006
Posts: 6910
From: Tujunga
Posted: 2009-06-22 09:39 am   Permalink


Quote:

On 2009-06-21 03:27, Mai Tai wrote:
Dear Kinny,
My laptop computer won't start up, and is displaying error PXE-E61: :media test failure, check cable. Since my laptop isn't connected to a LAN or any other peripherals, do you think my hard drive has crashed? I am sending this message from a different computer, obviously. Sincerely,
-Crashed in No. Cal




My dearest Uncle Billy,
i think you're speaking a foreign language!
Fortunately the title of this post is an invitation to "Ask Anything"...
Answers not always guaranteed...
Maybe GROG know answer.....

[/quote]

Get a Mac and all your computer problems will be gone.


 
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