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Chip and Andy
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Joined: Jul 13, 2004
Posts: 2202
From: Corner table, Molokai Lounge, Mai-Kai.
Posted: 2010-09-13 04:32 am   Permalink

Dear little lost tiki,

Rum and Coke.

Does it make the Coke classy or the Rum cheap?



PS - I hope you enjoyed your vacation from solving the problems of the universe by way of this topic.


 
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woofmutt
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Joined: Mar 26, 2002
Posts: 2601
From: Seattilite Telstar
Posted: 2010-10-07 09:54 am   Permalink

Dear Liloti,

I was just reading over my copy of
GROG Like Eat & Drink! and was wondering how factual the story GROG tells for the recipe Little Lost Pancakes with Maple Syrup Fluff is? Generally I trust GROG fully as far as I can throw him, and I know you Califusan artists do have quite a few "crazy drunken go-go dance pajama parties." But actor William Daniels doing the "turkey dance" in in a Japanese silk robe? That seems hard to believe. I've never heard of the "turkey dance" and my sister has a degree from Evergreen in American Group Party dancing so I know a lot about that sort of thing.


Woofmutt


UPDATE: I was recently shown some video evidence and a police report which fully answered my question. QUESTION WITHDRAWN!

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woofmutt
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Joined: Mar 26, 2002
Posts: 2601
From: Seattilite Telstar
Posted: 2011-01-12 1:39 pm   Permalink

Dear Liloti,

Is it true that the Devil can eat one of the living damned and they stay alive during the chewing, digesting, and coming out of the other end?


UPDATE: I recently came across an old brochure titled So You're Going To Hell...Your Picture Guide Book and was surprised to learn that the Devil is a vegetarian. QUESTION WITHDRAWN!



[ This Message was edited by: woofmutt 2012-03-22 because he wanted to take a detail elsewhere so he changed the imagined horror to the one above. That change should be kept in mind when considering the comments below as the thought of being eaten, digested, and pooped out alive might not be as horrifying to some as the original horror. ]

[ This Message was edited by: woofmutt 2012-03-22 11:41 ]


 
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bigtikidude
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Joined: Aug 10, 2004
Posts: 8875
From: Anaheim,Ca.
Posted: 2011-01-12 10:46 pm   Permalink

Dear
LiL misplaced tiki,

is Woofmutt trying to scare me and give me nightmares?
Or
Is he trying to scare me into going to church and believe in God, and the Devil?

Either way,
thanks for freaking me out Woofmutt

Jeff(btd)



 
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Tom Slick
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Joined: Aug 26, 2005
Posts: 1092
From: The Beaches of South Bay, SoCal
Posted: 2011-01-13 01:18 am   Permalink

^ I'm with Jeff on this one,
although I came into ask LLT if my fucking employment opportunities will open up to something either,
(a) I can accept payscale-wise
or
(b) I just settle and flip tacos and deepfry hamburgers?

....now back to blankets made of sinners by/for satan.


 
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SoccerTiki
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Joined: Feb 24, 2005
Posts: 1825
From: TheSoccerTikiGrotto, Island of LongBeach
Posted: 2011-01-13 07:21 am   Permalink

Dear LLT: Do you even check this thread anymore?
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Tiki Trav
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Joined: Sep 25, 2006
Posts: 639
From: NSW Central Coast, Australia
Posted: 2011-02-04 12:39 am   Permalink

Dear LLT,
What time is it?


 
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Haole Jim
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Joined: Jul 17, 2009
Posts: 413
From: central coast metro Chicago
Posted: 2011-12-23 9:44 pm   Permalink

Dear LLT, if one wears a tropical print shir with Angus tartan kilt, what shoes are appropriate?

 
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Atomic Tiki Punk
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Joined: Jul 19, 2009
Posts: 6017
From: Costa Misery
Posted: 2013-04-02 5:08 pm   Permalink

Dear LLT, whats up?
How would you handle this North Korea thing?
How has your time in the "Marines" affected how you conduct yourself today?


 
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Big Kahuna
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Joined: Apr 11, 2007
Posts: 2330
From: SoMass
Posted: 2013-04-02 5:29 pm   Permalink

Dear LLT, I'm sick of this freaking weather. Can I come live with you?

 
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bigtikidude
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Joined: Aug 10, 2004
Posts: 8875
From: Anaheim,Ca.
Posted: 2013-04-05 11:08 pm   Permalink

Oooooof!
That's a loaded question.


 
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lucas vigor
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Joined: May 12, 2004
Posts: 3985
From: SOCAL
Posted: 2013-04-16 2:21 pm   Permalink

Well if it isn't fat stinking billygoat Billyboy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!

 
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VampiressRN
Grand Member (7 years)  

Joined: Nov 23, 2006
Posts: 5716
From: Sun City Lincoln Hills (NorCal)
Posted: 2013-04-16 8:44 pm   Permalink

He is LOST!!!

 
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Atomic Tiki Punk
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Joined: Jul 19, 2009
Posts: 6017
From: Costa Misery
Posted: 2013-04-16 11:19 pm   Permalink

Lucas has had his moloko vellocet peated with knives
now he is all horror show and full of the old ultraviolence
Naughty, Naughty, Naughty you filthy ol' soomka!




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GROG
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Joined: Jun 21, 2006
Posts: 6865
From: Tujunga
Posted: 2013-04-17 12:02 am   Permalink

Hanford lock this thread.

 
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