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Atomic Tiki Punk
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jul 19, 2009
Posts: 4030
From: Costa Misery
|  Posted: 2009-09-16 11:18 pm Permalink
Hey Everyone, I know if you are like me, you are asking yourself, Self, I have collected all this cool Tiki Stuff, Now What?
Well I know! Send it to me, Do it now! I will even let you pay for shipping.
Don't that sound just swell!!!! Why collect all that stuff that just takes up room on that great BambooBen shelf on your wall,
when you can just send it to me, so "I" can clutter up my home & save you all that dusting, I will even take a picture of your
sent items, so you can enjoy them anytime you wish.
 Do it Now
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Now Punk & Tiki mix well, like a Mai Tai with attitude.
But what do I know? I am just a punk with a Mai Tai.
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Atomic Tiki Punk
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jul 19, 2009
Posts: 4030
From: Costa Misery
| Posted: 2009-09-17 12:24 am Permalink
OK, so your asking who the what? Can this guy really dust? so here is a picture of me....
I am on my way to Sunday Haka.
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Now Punk & Tiki mix well, like a Mai Tai with attitude.
But what do I know? I am just a punk with a Mai Tai.
The Moai see, the Moai like!
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Atomic Tiki Punk
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jul 19, 2009
Posts: 4030
From: Costa Misery
| Posted: 2009-09-17 01:23 am Permalink
Here is my house, please note the classic security system, its original 1950s, still the best security system you can get.
"Got Gort?"
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Atomic Tiki Punk
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jul 19, 2009
Posts: 4030
From: Costa Misery
| Posted: 2009-09-17 01:30 am Permalink
Meet the wife....
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Bongo Bungalow
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Aug 20, 2007
Posts: 1227
From: Indiana
| Posted: 2009-09-17 02:46 am Permalink
Well, you could at least provide your address.
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little lost tiki
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jun 12, 2006
Posts: 7460
From: Orange,CA-right near the Circle!
| Posted: 2009-09-17 08:26 am Permalink
i suspect this is all a clever
photoshopped manipulation scam....
to get our stuff...
and WE pay the shipping?
dude!
That's what ,in my neighborhood,we refer to as "mooching"!
Why not trade non-tiki stuff for tiki stuff
or at least pay shipping....
Whaddya say?
hmmmm....?
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Sophista-tiki
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Sep 13, 2005
Posts: 1598
From: Seattle WA
| Posted: 2009-09-17 10:18 am Permalink
put the effort in to hunt down and create your own collection like everyone else did.
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little lost tiki
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jun 12, 2006
Posts: 7460
From: Orange,CA-right near the Circle!
| Posted: 2009-09-17 11:57 am Permalink
you can't blame the kid for trying....
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Atomic Tiki Punk
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jul 19, 2009
Posts: 4030
From: Costa Misery
| Posted: 2009-09-17 12:08 pm Permalink
Kenny,Kenny....manipulation?, I think the intention is quite clear, no subterfuge at all, no sneaky scams, like..
"you send me your Tiki Stuff, bring two forms of ID to our office in Fashion Island, you get a free trip to Orange County,Calif.
or what ever city you happen to live in, already. Oh, sit threw this 3 hour sales pitch for Time sharing on our New Condo project on the Moon.
which we neglected to tell you about in the first place, Kinda thing........
I am doing you a favor, plus you will feel good that you paid for shipping, because you are helping the economy!
And freeing up space to put more things on that Great BambooBen shelf on your wall.
Economic emergency solved!
Now don't you feel better, now......
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Atomic Tiki Punk
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jul 19, 2009
Posts: 4030
From: Costa Misery
| Posted: 2009-09-17 12:33 pm Permalink
Sophista-tiki, Sophista-tiki, Sophista-tiki
I have input your post into my "Marvac 1000" Super Computer and it confirms you are lacking the Levity Gene!
I am sorry to bring you this dire news & there is no known cure.
Further inquiry's has brought to light the fact, That you! are the "Pillager of Rapa Nui" and we would like our Moais Back ASAP!
Also you have been chosen to host in your front yard this year the largest gathering of Maori Warriors in the world
where they will perform the Worlds largest "Haka" just for you, You will get no nose rub.....
See,See what your lack of Levity has brought you...
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little lost tiki
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jun 12, 2006
Posts: 7460
From: Orange,CA-right near the Circle!
| Posted: 2009-09-17 12:36 pm Permalink
mama told me not to suffer fools...
this isn't economic recovery
but
simply economic distribution...
Just cleared up about 20x10 feet of wall space via sales this month...
maybe some of you could help ME by sending some stuff to fill MY walls!
You won't regret it!
it'll look great with all the other Tiki stuff
I've hunted for and EARNED
over the years....
Wouldn't it feel better if ALL the beautiful Tiki things
adorning your hut
were ones that you actually had to work for?
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Atomic Tiki Punk
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jul 19, 2009
Posts: 4030
From: Costa Misery
| Posted: 2009-09-17 12:54 pm Permalink
Kenny, I will be sending you my 20x10 limited edition signed print Called "Big Trouble in little Tiki Town"
I just did not have anyplace to hang it.
That 20x10 size is a bitch...
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Now Punk & Tiki mix well, like a Mai Tai with attitude.
But what do I know? I am just a punk with a Mai Tai.
The Moai see, the Moai like!
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Unga Bunga
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 5734
From: CaliTikifornia
| Posted: 2009-09-17 1:23 pm Permalink
Send me your wife.
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
Grand Member (8 years) 
Joined: Aug 20, 2002
Posts: 2784
From: Carson, California
| Posted: 2009-09-17 1:24 pm Permalink
You two are very persuasive.
But I love my Party City tikis and Corona beer parrots so much I don't think I could part with them.
Sabu
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Atomic Tiki Punk
Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jul 19, 2009
Posts: 4030
From: Costa Misery
| Posted: 2009-09-17 1:34 pm Permalink
Unga Bunga,
You forgot to say please, so...no I will not send you my wife
But Thanks for Playing, you do get a years supply of Mac-N-Cheese, enjoy!
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