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KeithH
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Joined: Feb 15, 2009
Posts: 110
From: Portland, OR
Posted: 2009-09-18 11:06 am   Permalink

Greetings,

I am the executor of the will for the owner of the worlds largest antique Tiki collection. This collection includes items collected from around the globe and is currently the best collection anywhere. What most people don't know is that Mr Johnson collected multiple copies of each item and stored them in various locations around the globe with each location housing nearly $1,000,000 worth of artifacts.

Several of these locations require someone from the US to claim them.

If you would be willing to process the claims, I would split the items in those locations with you 50/50.

All I require from you is a good faith payment of $10,000 that you can send to me via ScamUnion. Once received I will give you the information to make the first claim.

Please respond promptly as some of the locations are at risk of demolition and if we are not able to get these artifacts out in time they will be lost forever.

Please Reply to:
Scammer-23453@OnlineScammers.net

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Atomic Tiki Punk
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Joined: Jul 19, 2009
Posts: 6295
From: Costa Misery
Posted: 2009-09-18 11:13 am   Permalink

Wow! That sounds great, as soon as I get my money from the British Lottery & a Nigerian Prince
I am sending that cash right to you,


 
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Atomic Tiki Punk
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Joined: Jul 19, 2009
Posts: 6295
From: Costa Misery
Posted: 2009-09-18 11:26 am   Permalink

Thanks Pua! Your the greatest & the keeper of true Aloha!

 
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tiki-riviera
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Joined: May 11, 2003
Posts: 661
From: Long Beach
Posted: 2009-09-18 1:37 pm   Permalink


I'm very interested in sending you all of my Shag originals, prints, mugs and books. I've had them so long I feel I don't look at them enough anymore. So, my only requirement is that you look at each and every piece every day, without blinking, for a minimum of 1 hour each. In addition I will send you my wife for no extra charge. enjoy!

[ This Message was edited by: tiki-riviera 2009-09-18 13:37 ]


 
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Atomic Tiki Punk
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Joined: Jul 19, 2009
Posts: 6295
From: Costa Misery
Posted: 2009-09-18 2:50 pm   Permalink

tiki-riviera,
Your offer is da Kind, I asked my wife, she would like to know if your wife does windows?
Also, who is this Shag, you speak of, does he have a talking Dog, drives a Van?
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Atomic Tiki Punk
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Joined: Jul 19, 2009
Posts: 6295
From: Costa Misery
Posted: 2009-09-18 2:51 pm   Permalink

After enough Mai Tai's I will look at anything as long as you like!

 
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Sophista-tiki
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Joined: Sep 13, 2005
Posts: 1741
From: Seattle WA
Posted: 2009-09-18 5:53 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2009-09-18 11:06, KeithH wrote:
Greetings,

I am the executor of the will for the owner of the worlds largest antique Tiki collection. This collection includes items collected from around the globe and is currently the best collection anywhere. What most people don't know is that Mr Johnson collected multiple copies of each item and stored them in various locations around the globe with each location housing nearly $1,000,000 worth of artifacts.

Several of these locations require someone from the US to claim them.

If you would be willing to process the claims, I would split the items in those locations with you 50/50.

All I require from you is a good faith payment of $10,000 that you can send to me via ScamUnion. Once received I will give you the information to make the first claim.

Please respond promptly as some of the locations are at risk of demolition and if we are not able to get these artifacts out in time they will be lost forever.

Please Reply to: Scammer-23453@OnlineScammers.net

now THAT was funny
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Atomic Tiki Punk
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Joined: Jul 19, 2009
Posts: 6295
From: Costa Misery
Posted: 2009-09-18 8:20 pm   Permalink

Hey Dawn has shown up in Bilge, Slumming are we?

 
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Atomic Tiki Punk
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Joined: Jul 19, 2009
Posts: 6295
From: Costa Misery
Posted: 2009-09-18 8:30 pm   Permalink

Or,are you here to pass more judgement on us....

 
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Atomic Tiki Punk
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Posts: 6295
From: Costa Misery
Posted: 2009-09-19 03:29 am   Permalink

Hey its kinda like the old Vegas Strip here in Bilge, the stuffed shirts are uptown, but we got Frankie's & the Double Down
Thanks Mr. Moss, yes .....oh...look out for that drug addict there......


 
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little lost tiki
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Joined: Jun 12, 2006
Posts: 7595
From: Orange,CA-right near the Circle!
Posted: 2009-09-19 09:41 am   Permalink

speak for yourself!
This is the SOPHISTIMICATED section!
Fancy pants and all that!
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Atomic Tiki Punk
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Joined: Jul 19, 2009
Posts: 6295
From: Costa Misery
Posted: 2009-09-19 11:34 am   Permalink

Ahhhhhhhhh....Hillbilly's

 
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woofmutt
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Joined: Mar 26, 2002
Posts: 2610
From: Seattilite Telstar
Posted: 2009-09-19 11:38 pm   Permalink


Ahhhhhhhhh....Hillbilly's



Hillbilly's what?
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Sophista-tiki
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Joined: Sep 13, 2005
Posts: 1741
From: Seattle WA
Posted: 2009-09-20 08:28 am   Permalink

apparently stuffed shirt hillbilly elitists.

 
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woofmutt
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Joined: Mar 26, 2002
Posts: 2610
From: Seattilite Telstar
Posted: 2009-09-21 07:45 am   Permalink

Yet we're always there with a helpin hand to kindly point out a misplaced comma.
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