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Unga Bunga
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Posted: 2009-12-16 11:46 am   Permalink

I hate how my bar bill triples in size when I spend the holidays with my family(and not drinking with them , mind you).

 
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GROG
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From: Tujunga
Posted: 2009-12-16 11:54 am   Permalink

GROG hate when Santa cum down the chimney. You sick bastard, somebody's gotta clean that up! Then the S.O.B. eat all of GROG' cookies and drink GROG' milk. THOSE WERE A GIFT FROM GROG' NEIGHBORS YOU DAMNED THIEF! Reindoor crap all over the roof, busting out shingles and stuff. That's at least a $500 roof repair every damned year!!


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GROG
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Posted: 2009-12-16 12:04 pm   Permalink

And, no matter how many letters GROG write to Santa, he never bring what GROG want for Christmas!!


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leleliz
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Posted: 2009-12-16 12:05 pm   Permalink

#1 thing irking me this holiday season is not Christmas related exactly but its all the "Best (fill in the blank) of the decade", "Craziest(fill in the blank)of the decade", "Athlete of the Decade", etc nonsense that is everywhere.

Um...the decade is not over until 12/31/2010....ya'll one year early. And what annoys me more is that NO ONE seems to realize this.



 
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little lost tiki
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Posted: 2009-12-16 12:27 pm   Permalink

IT'S 2009!?!?
GOTTA GO READJUST THAT TIME MACHINE....


 
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The Sperm Whale
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Posted: 2009-12-16 12:30 pm   Permalink

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On 2009-12-16 12:05, leleliz wrote:
Um...the decade is not over until 12/31/2010....ya'll one year early. And what annoys me more is that NO ONE seems to realize this.



And the world is going to end in 2012 .... time to start doing all the shit you have always wanted to do. hehe at least its my excuse!!
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GROG
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Posted: 2009-12-16 12:43 pm   Permalink

That mofo, Santa, has a sick sense of humor, too.




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Jungle Trader
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Posted: 2009-12-16 5:07 pm   Permalink

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On 2009-12-16 12:04, GROG wrote:
And, no matter how many letters GROG write to Santa, he never bring what GROG want for Christmas!!






That cuz Grog always ax for the wrong kind of woman

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VampiressRN
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Posted: 2009-12-16 6:37 pm   Permalink

Loving the HATE here...it is delightful.

...and another thing...don't let me catch you NITS (Neanderthals In TruckS) with a frikken wreath strapped onto your grill...that just makes me want to start packin my pistol and break out the road rage!!!


 
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little lost tiki
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Posted: 2009-12-17 08:14 am   Permalink

i really hate peeps!
they have NO place in the Christmas lexicon....


 
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beadtiki
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Posted: 2009-12-17 12:58 pm   Permalink

Vamp - OMG - that's SO funny! I live in a sort-of rural area and EVERY YEAR some honyocks decide to "decorate" their penis-enhancement mobiles! (Not EVERYone who drives a huge truck is small of "stature" - but if you don't NEED a big truck - why get one???)
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Jungle Trader
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Posted: 2009-12-17 3:01 pm   Permalink

Yeah and these guys with the BIG trucks all jacked up high with huge tires, swingin' and danglin' their little tiny nut sacks,.........if your truck is that big, you could use a testosterone injection; perhaps the size of basketballs would be more proportionate.
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talo ka
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Posted: 2009-12-17 5:26 pm   Permalink

i personally hate every luxury car company that tries to convince us that it is a everyday occurance to buy a loved one a super 'spensive out of reach car. oh and put a big friggin red bow on it too.

 
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GROG
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Posted: 2009-12-18 01:58 am   Permalink

Oops! Sorry Talo, GROG buy this for you for Christmas, but since you don't want it, GROG take it back.


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woofmutt
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From: Seattilite Telstar
Posted: 2009-12-18 04:56 am   Permalink

Any ad where they show Santa shopping at a particular store because the bargains are so great or Santa finding an item that's so wonderful he orders several thousand of them and then asks if they deliver...Ho-ho-ho!

Ads featuring the surprise Christmas visit...A son, daughter, family, or zombie uncle showing up Christmas Eve or morning are tiresome and go against social norms. Everyone knows that if you go out of your way to spend Thanksgiving with the relatives you're under no obligation to get together with them for Christmas. It's rude of Folger's or Lowe's to suggest otherwise.

And any ad for booze that suggests I should enjoy it responsibly makes me wanna grab a bottle and drink it while roller skating on my roof.
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