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Jungle Trader
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From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
Posted: 2011-04-15 10:43 pm   Permalink

"One of these days, half the people in this town are going to arrest the other half"
A. Vermillion Wormcan, correction it was A. Vermillus Wormcan.

[ This Message was edited by: Jungle Trader 2011-04-16 19:01 ]


 
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Hakalugi
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Joined: Aug 10, 2004
Posts: 3072
From: Redondo Beach, CA
Posted: 2011-04-16 08:35 am   Permalink

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.” - Frank Sinatra

 
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King Bushwich the 33rd
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Joined: Jan 10, 2005
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From: Ling Cod Beach, CA 90803
Posted: 2011-04-16 1:06 pm   Permalink

"There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers."

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DON VAN VLIET/CAPTAIN BEEFHEART

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8FT Tiki
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Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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From: Kansas City, MO
Posted: 2011-04-16 2:16 pm   Permalink

"It's better to have it and not need it then to need it and not have it."

Me
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Unga Bunga
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Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 5820
From: CaliTikifornia
Posted: 2011-04-16 2:26 pm   Permalink

Lady Astor: Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Winston Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.


 
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MarvinTheMonkey
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Joined: Aug 18, 2009
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Posted: 2011-04-16 5:30 pm   Permalink

"The worst thing you can be is a liar....Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2" -Sam Halpern

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thePorpoise
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Joined: Jan 23, 2011
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From: Tampa Bay
Posted: 2011-04-16 9:21 pm   Permalink

"It tastes like burning."

Ralph Wiggum.


 
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drgoat456
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Joined: May 28, 2008
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From: Tucson
Posted: 2011-04-18 11:42 am   Permalink

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
Groucho


 
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Jungle Trader
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From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
Posted: 2011-04-18 6:23 pm   Permalink

"I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it" Groucho

 
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Mr. NoNaMe
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Posted: 2011-04-18 6:37 pm   Permalink

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy."
Dorothy Parker, Tom Waits
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Doctor Z
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From: The Hale Moana Lounge, Torrance, CA
Posted: 2011-04-18 7:44 pm   Permalink

"I drank what??" - Socrates
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lucas vigor
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Joined: May 12, 2004
Posts: 3985
From: SOCAL
Posted: 2011-04-18 7:55 pm   Permalink

"go fuck yourself"

Dick Cheney


 
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gabbahey
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Joined: Jan 10, 2011
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From: Denver, CO
Posted: 2011-04-18 8:01 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2011-04-18 18:37, Mr. NoNaMe wrote:
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy."
Dorothy Parker, Tom Waits




Tom Waits did a cover of that song? I have it on an old Dr. Demento basement tape from my gramps.

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Jason Wickedly
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Joined: Jan 01, 2008
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From: LBCTIKI
Posted: 2011-04-19 09:56 am   Permalink

"This would be a great job if it wasn't for the fucking customers" - Randal Graves, Clerks
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Matt Reese
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Joined: May 09, 2005
Posts: 1154
From: San Diego
Posted: 2011-04-19 6:09 pm   Permalink

"We are here for a good time, not a long time."
Me


 
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