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Jungle Trader Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jan 04, 2003 Posts: 3691 From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
| Posted: 2011-04-15 10:43 pm  Permalink
"One of these days, half the people in this town are going to arrest the other half"
A. Vermillion Wormcan, correction it was A. Vermillus Wormcan.
[ This Message was edited by: Jungle Trader 2011-04-16 19:01 ]
 
 
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Hakalugi Site Administrator
Joined: Aug 10, 2004 Posts: 2802 From: Redondo Beach, CA
| Posted: 2011-04-16 08:35 am  Permalink
“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.” - Frank Sinatra
 
 
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King Bushwich the 33rd Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jan 10, 2005 Posts: 933 From: Ling Cod Beach, CA 90803
| Posted: 2011-04-16 1:06 pm  Permalink
"There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers."
-DON VAN VLIET/CAPTAIN BEEFHEART
_________________ ->>King Bushwich 33rd on Hulu.com<<-
 
 
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8FT Tiki Tiki Socialite
Joined: Nov 30, 2003 Posts: 1172 From: Kansas City, MO
| Posted: 2011-04-16 2:16 pm  Permalink
"It's better to have it and not need it then to need it and not have it."
Me
_________________ I once was lost..... but now I'm found.....
 
 
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Unga Bunga Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jun 06, 2003 Posts: 5734 From: CaliTikifornia
| Posted: 2011-04-16 2:26 pm  Permalink
Lady Astor: Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Winston Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
 
 
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MarvinTheMonkey Tiki Socialite
Joined: Aug 18, 2009 Posts: 214 | Posted: 2011-04-16 5:30 pm  Permalink
"The worst thing you can be is a liar....Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2" -Sam Halpern
[ This Message was edited by: MarvinTheMonkey 2011-04-16 18:04 ]
 
 
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thePorpoise Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jan 23, 2011 Posts: 700 From: Tampa Bay
| Posted: 2011-04-16 9:21 pm  Permalink
"It tastes like burning."
Ralph Wiggum.
 
 
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drgoat456 Tiki Socialite
Joined: May 28, 2008 Posts: 458 From: Tucson
| Posted: 2011-04-18 11:42 am  Permalink
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
Groucho
 
 
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Jungle Trader Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jan 04, 2003 Posts: 3691 From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
| Posted: 2011-04-18 6:23 pm  Permalink
"I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it" Groucho
 
 
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Mr. NoNaMe Tiki Socialite
Joined: May 10, 2006 Posts: 1866 | Posted: 2011-04-18 6:37 pm  Permalink
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy."
Dorothy Parker, Tom Waits
_________________ Viva Kate!
 
 
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Doctor Z Tiki Socialite
Joined: Aug 01, 2002 Posts: 1603 From: The Hale Moana Lounge, Torrance, CA
| Posted: 2011-04-18 7:44 pm  Permalink
"I drank what??" - Socrates
_________________ Purveyor of
Doctor Z’s 'Not-Quite-Patented' Hangover Remedy
“Sworn BY, not sworn AT”
Ask for it by name!
 
 
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lucas vigor Tiki Socialite
Joined: May 12, 2004 Posts: 3453 From: "I've chopped my way through real jungle
| Posted: 2011-04-18 7:55 pm  Permalink
"go fuck yourself"
Dick Cheney
 
 
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gabbahey Tiki Socialite
Joined: Jan 10, 2011 Posts: 158 From: Pueblo, CO
| Posted: 2011-04-18 8:01 pm  Permalink
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On 2011-04-18 18:37, Mr. NoNaMe wrote:
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy."
Dorothy Parker, Tom Waits
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Tom Waits did a cover of that song? I have it on an old Dr. Demento basement tape from my gramps.
gabbahey
 
 
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Jason Wickedly Grand Member (4 years)
Joined: Jan 01, 2008 Posts: 701 From: LBCTIKI
| Posted: 2011-04-19 09:56 am  Permalink
"This would be a great job if it wasn't for the fucking customers" - Randal Graves, Clerks
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Matt Reese Tiki Socialite
Joined: May 09, 2005 Posts: 1114 From: San Diego
| Posted: 2011-04-19 6:09 pm  Permalink
"We are here for a good time, not a long time."
Me
 
 
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