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Rum Dog
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Joined: Dec 07, 2010
Posts: 284
From: Canyon Hills, CA
Posted: 2011-10-18 9:48 pm   Permalink

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On 2011-10-13 10:41, Rum Dog wrote:
You read about it, you heard about it, but never in your wildest dreams did you believe it to be true. But there it will be in two days staring at you square in the eye. The most vile, primitive, and primal concoction that mankind has ever witnessed. Yes, “Sperm of Kong” is about to be unleashed.

The viscosity is thicker than and flows slower than Heinze 57. Once in your mouth its texture is unlike anything you have experienced. The stench alone will hit you like a Mack truck. You will have to resist every gag reflex that your body is sending.

The age old question will be answered: Do you spit or swallow?




The question has been answered. Everyone swallowed. In fact, many crawlers were like baby birds in a nest chirping for more. The crawlers could not have enough "Sperm of Kong".

The turnout for sperm was much larger than anticipated.


Ole' Rum Dog had trouble keeping up with demand.


The simian servers kept quickly coming back with empty serving trays.



The crowd kept getting bigger and bigger as word got out that the infamous Sperm of Kong was available.


Hurry up and get that sperm out. The natives are getting restless.


Fortunately the bouncer kept everyone in line.


Crazy Al was brave enough to be the first try the dreaded shot of pure Kong Sperm.


"Sperm of Kong" available only at Goin' Primitive.


Amy, Thanks for the prizes. The Munktiki coconut bowl is perfect for serving up "Sperm of Kong".







 
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Rum Dog
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Joined: Dec 07, 2010
Posts: 284
From: Canyon Hills, CA
Posted: 2011-10-18 10:04 pm   Permalink

The award winning Skull Island: Home of King Kong





























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Rum Dog
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From: Canyon Hills, CA
Posted: 2011-10-18 10:13 pm   Permalink















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ErkNoLikeFire
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Joined: Aug 07, 2010
Posts: 429
From: Michigan
Posted: 2011-10-19 11:27 pm   Permalink

Whoa!

 
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Rum Dog
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Joined: Dec 07, 2010
Posts: 284
From: Canyon Hills, CA
Posted: 2011-11-03 07:22 am   Permalink

At Goin’ Primitive at Mojave Oasis the “Primitive, yet Sophisticated Simians” took first place in the costume contest for children.




This past weekend, the adults suited up and the "Primitive, yet Sophisticated Simians” took first place at a neighborhood Halloween party.




 
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Wildsville man
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From: PALM SPRINGSVILLE
Posted: 2011-11-03 09:48 am   Permalink

RUM DOG,The world of tiki needed a family like yours in it.

New Blood and Setting new levels of AWESOMENESS is always good for the tiki fan's.

Now I need to Bust you for your awesomeness."Drop that monkey mug and come with me"






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Trailerpark Tiki
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Joined: Mar 27, 2010
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From: Las Vegas
Posted: 2011-11-03 4:49 pm   Permalink

Rumdog, you 'brought it'. Now, Ima hafta raise my game for the next camp out. King Kong is surely a hard act to follow though!

 
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JOHN-O
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Joined: May 16, 2008
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From: Dogtown, USA
Posted: 2011-11-03 4:57 pm   Permalink

RKO pictures did, why not Rumdog ??...



Seems like a good follow-up to "Sperm of Kong". Ha ha.


 
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stevenjames
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Joined: Sep 16, 2011
Posts: 32
From: Claremont, CA
Posted: 2011-11-09 09:52 am   Permalink

Are there any mugs left from Goin' Primitive? I know of someone who wants to buy one. Thanks. Steve

 
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GROG
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Joined: Jun 21, 2006
Posts: 6864
From: Tujunga
Posted: 2011-11-09 10:07 am   Permalink

Buzzy is selling what's left of Queen K's stash on ebay.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/170724526602?ssPageName=STRK:MESINDXX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1436.l2649#ht_500wt_1413
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Rum Dog
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Joined: Dec 07, 2010
Posts: 284
From: Canyon Hills, CA
Posted: 2011-11-14 3:07 pm   Permalink

Here is an video my daughter took of the Hula Girls singing Volcano at Goin' Primitive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zasZ3mB_-QU



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On 2011-11-03 16:49, Trailerpark Tiki wrote:
Rumdog, you 'brought it'. Now, Ima hafta raise my game for the next camp out. King Kong is surely a hard act to follow though!



Thanks. Hopefully many will get into the spirit. It will make for a lot good photo oportunities.

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On 2011-11-03 16:57, JOHN-O wrote:
RKO pictures did, why not Rumdog ??... Seems like a good follow-up to "Sperm of Kong". Ha ha.



Wasn't Son of Kong an albino?



If that's the case, then Kong's off-spring was already there. Any pictures of father and son together?





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