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vicious virgin ltd ed mug @ don the beachcomber nov 19th!
Don The Beachcomber
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Posted: 2011-11-07 11:41 am   Permalink

The anticipation is over, the Vicious Virgin Limited Edition Mug arrives at Don's Nov 19th!

NOVEMBER 19th
Door opens at 6:30, and come early so you get a seat near the bands!

A PERSONAL INVITATION (WRITTEN BY ARTHUR SNYDER):

A CELEBRATION ON DONN BEACH’S MIRACULOUS ISLAND OF MAHUUKONA, BEING THE PRAISING OF THE VICIOUS VIRGIN!

Let all of you who sail this life under the seal of tiki, now set yourselves irrevocably to return to the beautiful isle of mauukona by the command of the great tradition of our founder, Donn beach, to there give proper praise to the sign of THE VICIOUS VIRGIN, to which he bound us by his own creation OF HER in the year 1937, and to which he again, for the first time since 1989, calls us!

The wise men of the Island have been consulted, and the 19th of November, when our master traditionally celebrated, and once again celebrates with us the holiday from the senses he called The Island of Mauukona, That was then referred to by the public as “Don the Beachcomber,” in the magic location of Hollywood, California. At the first of these many celebrations, the Master introduced his followers, to the beautiful and fascinating and frightening and virginal and vicious and POWERFUL . . .

VICIOUS VIRGIN!

she who has been ever since feared and loved, has been desired with the highest intensity, and has been the source of great joy that shakes through the very body of those who fiercely want her, when they inevitably taste her glorious sweetness upon their lips. Sadly, those fortunate who have tasted her nectar have, until now, never been blessed by touching her virginal form. But that has now ended, for it has been decreed that, here in Sunset Beach, where the Island of Mauukona has magically came in the year 2009, and during this celebration, even the most humble among us will be able, at last to

TOUCH THE VICIOUS VIRGIN, CARESS HER, PRESS HER TO OUR LIPS, TO TASTE HER!

This part of the ceremony will be ruled by our village madman “Crazy Al,” who will carry out the messages received within his blessed cranium, from moment to moment.
This miraculous occurrence will take place in the beautiful Longboard Room and the Pufferfish Bar and the Lanai Room, of the ISLAND OF MAUUKONA where her beauteous form will be revealed, first in representation, when lovely pin-up girls will compete to appear as much like our Vicious Virgin as possible, as arranged and governed by the High Priestess of penang, JUDY LUCK.

Their appearance will be judged by a panel of distinguished artists, who, having revealed her actual appearance of the form and rendered their judgment,
will then proceed, in conformance with the orders of our masters, to paint those bikini-clad girls so that their bodies will reflect the glory of the Vicious Virgin.

After which, led by that Afrididi Princess of Penang, the throng will form a Conga Line,
And dance through the great edifice of The Island of Mauukona
Until, exhausted, we retire to the shelter of the Dagger Bar, where
We will have the opportunity to taste the glorious sweetness
On our lips from one of the sacred objects that will have been carried
To the Island earlier in the day, personally by the many-talented
MANDRAKE HOLDEN Who rules over the blazing ovens from which this token is coming, but fated for only 250 fortunate followers of the Virgin, for that is the number
Allocated to us by the Fates who hold the Mandrake in chains.

And so it will end, at the witching hour of 2:00 AM,
AND THE MORNING WILL FIND US BACK IN OUR BEDS IN OUR HOMES,
OR IN SOMEONE’S MOTEL ROOM, OR ASLEEP IN OUR CARS, leaving
Awake only the sacred janitor, Arthur sweeping carefully.

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16278 S. Pacific Coast Highway
Huntington Beach, CA 92649
(562) 592-1321
http://www.donthebeachcomber.com

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Wildsville man
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Joined: Dec 13, 2007
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From: PALM SPRINGSVILLE
Posted: 2011-11-07 11:54 am   Permalink

Art, you truly are the keeper of the DTB Flame. Thank you for being a big part of keeping this history alive and entertaining.

Now let me get my Don the Beachcomber hat on and let's rock




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Bora Boris
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Joined: Mar 25, 2005
Posts: 2535
From: Boogie Wonderland
Posted: 2011-11-07 12:21 pm   Permalink

Picture please?

 
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Luckydesigns
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Joined: Sep 15, 2002
Posts: 2081
From: Costa Mesa
Posted: 2011-11-07 2:09 pm   Permalink

We are supper happy to have one of our dancers be part of the ceremony for the Vicious Virgin mug release party!
The Hula Girls will be playing in the Dagger Bar that night too!





Do we get a sneak peek of the mug yet??
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www.thehulagirlsmusic.com



 
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The Blue Kahuna
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From: Points East & West
Posted: 2011-11-07 3:08 pm   Permalink

Mmmmm . . . Hula Girls' Hula Girl . . .

 
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Big Kahuna
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Joined: Apr 11, 2007
Posts: 2186
From: SoMass
Posted: 2011-11-07 3:26 pm   Permalink

Crap! I'm outta vacation time!

 
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The Blue Kahuna
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From: Points East & West
Posted: 2011-11-07 3:36 pm   Permalink

There seems to be a draft coming up . . . cough, cough . . . hint, hint . . .

 
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crazy al
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Joined: Jun 25, 2002
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From: CA
Posted: 2011-11-08 10:36 am   Permalink

Well then!! sounds like a party!!

 
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MakeDaMug
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Joined: Mar 28, 2002
Posts: 1182
From: behind a cluttered desk
Posted: 2011-11-08 6:45 pm   Permalink

Here she is...


 
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Chuck Tatum is Tiki
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Joined: May 12, 2011
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From: Southern Cailifornia
Posted: 2011-11-08 7:57 pm   Permalink

BOOBS!

 
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little lost tiki
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From: Orange,CA-right near the Circle!
Posted: 2011-11-08 8:29 pm   Permalink

nice cabooses on them thar wimmens!

 
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croe67
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Joined: Jan 05, 2003
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From: Land of Cheese & Beer
Posted: 2011-11-08 8:31 pm   Permalink

Great lookin' mug! Makes me wish I was going to be out that way for the debut - for sure!

 
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Chuck Tatum is Tiki
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Posted: 2011-11-08 10:17 pm   Permalink

Great Job, Holden & Crazy Al!

 
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GROG
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Posted: 2011-11-09 09:15 am   Permalink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0&ob=av3n
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Luckydesigns
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From: Costa Mesa
Posted: 2011-11-09 09:48 am   Permalink

Wow...busty.
Good looking mug, Holden!


 
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