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sea turtle wanted , small and stuffed!
Trader Woody
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From: Tiki Manor, Forest of Bowland,UK
Posted: 2003-06-16 2:40 pm   Permalink

Well perhaps room for one more post. Here's Nature Nazi Woody giving a fake dolphin a Tibetan head massage...



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KokomoTikiBar&Grill
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Joined: May 20, 2002
Posts: 429
From: KOKOMO, MISSISSIPPI
Posted: 2003-06-16 2:45 pm   Permalink

uhhhh........Men don't give HEAD massages, especially to dolphins!

And what is your hand doing in your pocket, hey wait a minute....

your name is Woody, as in a Woody, as in...OH GOD! I think I am going to be sick!

[ This Message was edited by: KokomoTikiBar&Grill on 2003-06-16 14:49 ]


 
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Trader Woody
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From: Tiki Manor, Forest of Bowland,UK
Posted: 2003-06-16 3:34 pm   Permalink

And to make it worse, I was thinking of YOU at the time, Kokomo!

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KokomoTikiBar&Grill
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From: KOKOMO, MISSISSIPPI
Posted: 2003-06-16 3:39 pm   Permalink

You are a sick dick-end!

 
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Rattiki
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Joined: May 03, 2003
Posts: 422
From: Key West, FL
Posted: 2003-06-16 5:11 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2003-06-13 20:39, thechikitiki wrote:
What's a dick-end?




If you haven't figured it out yet, it means your knob, and if you don't know what a knob is then sod off! Guess I lived around the Brits too long.


 
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Rattiki
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Joined: May 03, 2003
Posts: 422
From: Key West, FL
Posted: 2003-06-16 6:32 pm   Permalink

OK for what it's worth. Sea turtles of all species (as far as I know) have been on the endangered list for decades. They used to hunt them here in the FL Keys in mass 50+ years ago to almost extinction. I even ran a busy, harbor side restaurant's kitchen called the Turtle Kraals that was once a turtle pen and slaughter house here for them. So wanting a newly killed sea turtle, such as I saw in VN, is YES distasteful at best. Believe me I had a few polite, but direct words with the vendors there about it (as if they care what some goofy westerner thinks as long as the rich Chinese still buy them!). Meanwhile it is now the norm (but not the law) to tag and release billfish since they are the predators (or lions) of the sea and also are not popular to eat (unlike swordfish, still a billfish and predator, which is NOT generally released, but eaten ALL the time everywhere and probably by some of you!). When the good sports fisher person (and a good one only keeps what he'll eat, and that is RARE as the mate can sell the fish to restaurants for $$$) he can, for a large sum $$$ have a faxsmile of his fish made for him in plastic.

On the other hand an antique is OK as it is from a more innocent age and is NOT adding to the destruction of the present day wild life. Which BTW eating ANY wild fish (not farm raised) such as tuna, mahi mahi, halibut and the like IS destroying the WILDLIFE and ecosystems of the sea, so stick that in you tofu shoe and beat it

Also to add more fuel to the fire, if you all didn't already know, many animals that were once endangered are NO LONGER, and have been taken off the list of endangered species. AND since there is now a chance of the animals starving to death (due to the lack of their natural predators). They are even culled, with the skins etc. sold for profit, and the profits used to maintain their existing wildlife habitats. So you can go on camera safari in say Africa and see them as I did. This I noticed recently was (I believe they were once endangered) the case with Zebra skins. A very cool item for one's Tiki bar. =-O OHH!! HOW TERRIBLE!!!

twowheelin'tiki & Trader Woody please stop acting like a couple of wankers and be nice. I am sure this is just a bit of ignorance and/or misunderstanding.



PolynesianPop where did you see/get the faux turtle, and where was it made originally?


 
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purple jade
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Joined: Feb 19, 2003
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From: New Orleans
Posted: 2003-06-16 6:53 pm   Permalink

For the record, since I hear some people have misunderstood me, I DID NOT call Chikitiki a dick end. I was agreeing with Trader Woody when he called the author of this thread one. I have no problems with Chikitiki.

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twowheelin'tiki
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Joined: Nov 28, 2002
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From: santa monica
Posted: 2003-06-16 7:39 pm   Permalink

what a blast this thread was!. Glad the british equivelent of midol finally kicked in!. I could not wait to log on and check out the latst jab!. T.W.,I would be hyper sensitive too if I lived in a temperate zone,so if you come out to the land of sunshine, I will take you to sea world and we can molest dolphins together!(the turtles are all mine). Sorry to purple jade, I only like to sass male liberals, chicks get a pass( read -I forgot about the gentle half of the spieces).peace my nizzies!. TWT

 
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twowheelin'tiki
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From: santa monica
Posted: 2003-06-16 8:31 pm   Permalink

just wanted you to meet "Dunkirk" my drinking buddy(even though he smokes).

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Trader Woody
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From: Tiki Manor, Forest of Bowland,UK
Posted: 2003-06-17 01:52 am   Permalink

Quote:

On 2003-06-16 19:39, twowheelin'tiki wrote:
what a blast this thread was



Cool, as long as no animals were harmed during the making of this thread!

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PolynesianPop
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 2368
From: Corona, Ca
Posted: 2003-06-17 07:58 am   Permalink

Quote:

On 2003-06-16 18:32, Rattiki wrote:
PolynesianPop where did you see/get the faux turtle, and where was it made originally?



Rattiki, the faux turtle I have pictured is from King Sailfish Mounts. They are a taxidermy service that replicates a sports fisherman's catch using a process called "Release Mounting." Read about it here:

http://www.kingsailfishmounts.com/releasemountinfo.htm

Here's their gallery of release mounts. None of the sealife here is real - they're all replica's and look fantastic:

http://www.kingsailfishmounts.com/fishmounts.php


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twowheelin'tiki
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From: santa monica
Posted: 2003-06-17 1:40 pm   Permalink

....Dunkirk....I crack myself up!!!

 
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emspace
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Joined: Jan 05, 2003
Posts: 875
From: Vancouver
Posted: 2003-06-17 7:03 pm   Permalink

Jeezis, you are feeling frisky!

em.


 
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purple jade
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Joined: Feb 19, 2003
Posts: 1450
From: New Orleans
Posted: 2003-06-18 11:49 am   Permalink

I've decided TWT's actually pretty cool...
zazz...
gnarly...
rad...
smoove...
fly...
groovy...
nifty...
for a dick-end.





 
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twowheelin'tiki
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From: santa monica
Posted: 2003-06-18 1:12 pm   Permalink

As Elvis would say"thankyouverymush"

 
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