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suicide_sam
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Joined: Mar 26, 2002
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From: LBC
Posted: 2003-06-14 3:51 pm   Permalink

We've been skating around teh issues for to long here, if you're not a part of the solution you're part of the problem. It's time for us to deal with a great injustice. Can someone please explain to me why it is illegal to get a moose drunk in Alaska? Were Mooses getting so disorderly that it was needed to pass legislation? And if more than one mouse are mice, why aren't more than one moose meese? I notice from all the Camel Cigarette ads that no one has an issue with Joe Camel drinking and smoking and having a great ol' time, yet the minute a moose tries to cut loose Johnny Law has to get involved.

Sorry folks, I know this isn't the place for voicing the inadequacies of beuracracy, but I jost could't hold it back any more.


 
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purple jade
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Joined: Feb 19, 2003
Posts: 1450
From: New Orleans
Posted: 2003-06-14 4:50 pm   Permalink

My sister was once bitten by a moose.

 
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SugarCaddyDaddy
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Joined: Jun 03, 2002
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From: Huntington Beach, California
Posted: 2003-06-14 4:57 pm   Permalink

I had an uncle named "Moose". He got drunk quite a bit...not in Alaska, but in Bakersfield. Maybe your moose in Alaska can relocate to Bakersfield?

 
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suicide_sam
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Joined: Mar 26, 2002
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From: LBC
Posted: 2003-06-14 5:25 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2003-06-14 16:50, purple jade wrote:
My sister was once bitten by a moose.



Oh I see so someone you know had one bad experience with a moose soo now all mooses must be bad. I feel sad for you, I also feel a little mad, I also feel a little hungry. It's way past lunch. I know a place that serves killer Ostrich burgers. What's with Ostriches anyways, never trust an ostrich, thats what my dad always told me.


 
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suicide_sam
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From: LBC
Posted: 2003-06-14 5:32 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2003-06-14 16:57, SugarCaddyDaddy wrote:
Maybe your moose in Alaska can relocate to Bakersfield?



Jeez he already can't drink, hasn't the poor animal been punished enough?


 
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kctiki
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Joined: Apr 22, 2003
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From: Kansas City
Posted: 2003-06-14 6:21 pm   Permalink

Maybe hunters were leaving large cocktails out in the woods so the moose(s) would get drunk and be easier to hunt. That wouldn't be very sporting, so perhaps thats why it was declared illegal.

But if a moose wants to have a few li'l drinkies on his day off, it shouldn't be anybody else's damn business.



 
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Luckydesigns
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Joined: Sep 15, 2002
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From: Costa Mesa
Posted: 2003-06-14 6:51 pm   Permalink

Sam, your post confuses and frightens me.
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Tiki Diablo
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Joined: Jun 24, 2002
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From: socal
Posted: 2003-06-14 8:48 pm   Permalink

That's not hard to do.

 
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tiki-riviera
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Joined: May 11, 2003
Posts: 661
From: Long Beach
Posted: 2003-06-14 9:03 pm   Permalink

I hate meeses to pieces

 
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tikifille
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Joined: Nov 18, 2002
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Posted: 2003-06-14 11:13 pm   Permalink

I think it's one MOOSE as well as ten MOOSE (works both singular and plural).

 
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woofmutt
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From: Seattilite Telstar
Posted: 2003-06-15 08:22 am   Permalink

My grandfather was the full time bartender for his Moose Lodge (#494 in Ellensburg, Washington). I'd guess he helped plenty of Moose get drunk. I only heard about the Moose doing good things. Maybe in Alaska the Elks and Eagles have some political influence.

 
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purple jade
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From: New Orleans
Posted: 2003-06-15 12:53 pm   Permalink

And my brother was nibbled to death by an okapi.

 
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Tiki_Bong
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Posted: 2003-06-15 7:58 pm   Permalink

Have you ever had Moose head? Don't.
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tikimug
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Joined: Apr 01, 2002
Posts: 752
From: 1217 mi. North of the Mai Kai
Posted: 2003-06-15 9:42 pm   Permalink

I believe Canada has a similiar law about Gooses (er, ah... Geese) You are not allowed to get geese(s) drunk. So since Alaska is part of Canada, as far as I know. My theory is, it probably started like that kid game "Whisper Down The Lane" You know it started as Gooses in Canada... and eventually when the message got to Alaska it was Mooses. So in reality, or at least in Canada, you can't get a Goose (or a Moose) drunk.

Well, that's my theory and I'm sticking to it.


 
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tikifish
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
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From: Toronto,Canada
Posted: 2003-06-16 06:59 am   Permalink

Moose go crazy for road salt - that's why you see them by the side of the road in spring - so I guess Moose would really like Margaritas with the rim salted... Or the tequila shot where you lick the salt first...

Geese? They'll drink anything. They're worse than Robert Downey Jr.


 
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