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tiki-riviera
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Joined: May 11, 2003
Posts: 661
From: Long Beach
Posted: 2003-06-27 01:15 am   Permalink


Since nobody wants to ride with me to Vegas i'm going to have to pick up a couple of hitchiking strippers and let them do the driving. In exchange for driving i'm going to allow them to drive naked because vinyl on a hot day feels great on naked ass. Then we will probably go skinny dipping at that huge lake halfway to vegas and i'll get to rub oil on their fake breasts. After all this you lame asses are gonna be sorry you didn't come along and help me drive!! Oh, let's keep this on the down low so my wife doesn't find out.


 
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Futura Girl
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Joined: Oct 01, 2002
Posts: 933
Posted: 2003-06-27 04:10 am   Permalink

Sorry, Tiki Riviera, we're not heading up to sin city until next weekend...
http://tikiroom.com/tikicentral/bb/viewtopic.php?topic=4220&forum=6&12

But I have a feeling you'll enjoy the company of the hitchiking strippers better

How long are you in town for?


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hanford_lemoore
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Joined: Mar 23, 2002
Posts: 1869
From: Tiki Central
Posted: 2003-06-27 04:21 am   Permalink

tiki-riviera, I've found a flaw in your little plan: male strippers don't have fake breasts.

har har

~Hanford


 
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tikifish
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 2720
From: Toronto,Canada
Posted: 2003-06-27 04:54 am   Permalink

The ones in dresses do, Hanford.

 
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tiki-riviera
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Joined: May 11, 2003
Posts: 661
From: Long Beach
Posted: 2003-06-27 09:17 am   Permalink

Hanford,

I'll be sure to check the adam's apple before opening the door!!


 
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christiki295
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Joined: Apr 09, 2003
Posts: 3769
From: LA-2547 mls east Hawaii &5500 Easter Is
Posted: 2003-07-01 01:27 am   Permalink

Actually, male strippers with breasts are not necessarily uncommon if you know where to look.

They used to gather at the carwash on Santa Monica and La Brea in LA, but now that it is demolished for a Target, I suppose they have moved down on Santa Monica Blvd.


 
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