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purple jade
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Joined: Feb 19, 2003
Posts: 1450
From: New Orleans
|  Posted: 2003-08-05 4:03 pm Permalink
How about...
"You make an accidental tinkle-touch seem pleasant"
"I'd sooner a tinkle-touch than shake your hand"
"That guy grosses me out more than a two day old tinkle-touch"
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Chongolio
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Joined: Oct 02, 2002
Posts: 2765
From: The Coast of Kauai
| Posted: 2003-08-05 5:29 pm Permalink
I would rather "tinkle -touch" than have Crustacean crotch 
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Traderpup
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Joined: Mar 26, 2002
Posts: 1041
From: Long Beach, CA
| Posted: 2003-08-05 7:12 pm Permalink
Who's up for all-you-can-eat shrimp at Sizzler?
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Cultjam
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Joined: Apr 21, 2002
Posts: 367
From: Phoenix, Arizona
| Posted: 2003-08-05 10:43 pm Permalink
Anyone want sushi?
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PolynesianPop
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 2341
From: Corona, Ca
| Posted: 2003-08-06 07:55 am Permalink
Check this one out --
http://66.165.133.65/horrors/insects/wormeye.htm
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tikifish
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 2720
From: Toronto,Canada
| Posted: 2003-08-06 11:56 am Permalink
"While lying in a tub, she gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive pleasure. At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion."
I would think that anyone who owns a vagina knows that this would be well nigh impossible. Plus, a waste of good lobster!
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