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woofmutt
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From: Seattilite Telstar
|  Posted: 2003-10-26 9:49 pm Permalink
Seeing a lack of festive holiday songs I penned these at breakfast. You should be able to figure what tunes they go to. With your help they might one day be sung on playgrounds everywhere.
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reinghost
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
But he got hit by a truck
And he became a ghost
Now every Halloween night
Rudolph likes to fly around
When he sees trick-or-treaters
Rudolph tries to run them down
If you're out on Halloween
Better watch the skies
Rudolph the red nosed reinghost
Might just take you by surprise
He'll fly out of the dark night
Making things all eerie bright
If he gets his hooves on you
You won't make it home that night
Creepy the Ghostman
Creepy the ghostman
Is a haunted and lost soul
With hollow eyes and a rotted grin
And a bone chilling low moan
On Halloween night
Creepy flies around the skies
Shrieking here and there and everywhere
"I'm going to take your eyes!"
There must have been black magic in
His casket in the ground
'Cause he crawled out of his deep dark grave
And began hunting folks down
Creepy the Ghostman
Is as real as you and me
So be afraid be very afraid
When you're out this Halloween
Creakity crack crack
Clickity clack clack
Listen for Creapy's bones
Creakity crack crack
Clickity clack clack
He'll make your eyes his own
The Candy Stealer Is Coming To Town
Better not go out
This Halloween night
You should stay home
And turn out the lights
The Candy Stealer's coming to town
He's hairy and green
With big yellow teeth
Glowing red eyes
And claws on his feet
All he eats is Halloween treats
He sees you trick-or-treating
And follows you around
Just when you almost get home
He roars and knocks you down
He'll take your Snickers
Your M&M's too
Jelly beans and
Wax bottles of goo
The Candy Stealer's coming to town
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floratina
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| Posted: 2003-10-27 12:21 am Permalink
Beautiful. BRAVISSIMO!!!!! and damn clever, too.
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bamzeno
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From: Los Gatos, CA
| Posted: 2003-10-27 12:59 am Permalink
Quite catchy...easy to memorize. I'll sing them at work. Thanks
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RevBambooBen
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From: Huntikington Beach
| Posted: 2003-10-31 10:10 pm Permalink
Boo!
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Feelin' Zombified
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| Posted: 2003-11-01 07:54 am Permalink
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On 2003-10-31 22:10, RevBambooBen wrote:
Boo!
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Quit scaring me like that!
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Tiki Chris
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| Posted: 2003-11-01 08:22 am Permalink
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On 2003-10-26 21:49, woofmutt wrote:
Reinghost
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YES! Finally, the name for my next death metal/Kraut Rock band.
Thanks,
Tiki Chris
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woofmutt
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From: Seattilite Telstar
| Posted: 2004-10-07 8:39 pm Permalink
I forgot about these until the other day and bumped 'em back into the present in the hopes that new blood and old might help them reach the under 10 set everywhere.
(This may seem like flagrant self promotion but anonymity in its purest form is one of my heart's greatest desires. Here's a flower.)
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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| Posted: 2004-10-08 12:55 pm Permalink
Here's one that Tikifish and I were fooling around with the other day. It is only a partial transcription from the ancient Coptic:
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I like King Tut and I can not lie
You other mummies can't deny
That when an undead corpse with an itty bitty waist
Disintegrates your face
You get sprung!
Wanna shout out to Amon
Cuz that Tut's got it goin' on!
Deep in the tomb he's raising
I'm hooked and I can't stop gazing
I shouldn't have read that inscription
...In ancient Egyptian
My homeboys tried to warn me
But Tut got my soul
Just like Sigourney
Weaver!
When the ghost of Zool wouldn't leave her
Ooh, walkin' out of that grave
You say you needa brand new slave?
Well Rule Me, Rule Me
cuz you aint that average Ghoulie
So Ladies (yeah?), Ladies (yeah?)
The Tigris and Euphrates! (yeah!)
Get on your knees
Act devout
Even Ramses II got to shout
The Mummy is Back!
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cynfulcynner
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| Posted: 2004-10-08 2:03 pm Permalink
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[i]On 2004-10-08 12:55, Sabu The Coconut Boy
I like King Tut and I can not lie
You other mummies can't deny
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Is that sung to the tune of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back"? 
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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| Posted: 2004-10-08 2:57 pm Permalink
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You are correct! There were too many verses to translate in one sitting. You got the Reader's Digest Condensed version.
Sabu
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woofmutt
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From: Seattilite Telstar
| Posted: 2005-10-13 9:30 pm Permalink
With this post I now have a personal Tiki Central Halloween tradition of bumping this topic to the surface at the appropriate time of the year.
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woofmutt
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From: Seattilite Telstar
| Posted: 2006-10-09 07:30 am Permalink
From ghoulies and ghosties
And long-leggedy beasties
And things that go
BUMP
in the night,
Good Lord, deliver us!
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Shipwreckjoey
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| Posted: 2006-10-10 10:19 pm Permalink
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On 2003-11-01 08:22, Tiki Chris wrote:
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On 2003-10-26 21:49, woofmutt wrote:
Reinghost
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YES! Finally, the name for my next death metal/Kraut Rock band.
Thanks,
Tiki Chris
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needs a umlaut above the "o".
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RevBambooBen
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From: Huntikington Beach
| Posted: 2006-10-20 9:00 pm Permalink
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBJ-BQ2YsuU&search=cramps%20music
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Shipwreckjoey
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| Posted: 2006-10-22 4:07 pm Permalink
Thanks Ben. Have you seen New York Doll yet, the bitter-sweet tale of Arthur "Killer" Kane. I wuz moved to tears. Great show.
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