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How to tell if your ventriloquist puppet is evil
hanford_lemoore
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Posted: 2003-11-14 1:58 pm   Permalink

1.Make a large, roaring fire.

2.Within earshot of the doll say “Well, I think it’s about time I get rid of this ventriloquist doll … it’s not doing me any good no more”.

3.Pick up the doll and say “I think this will burn up real good in the fire”

4.Walk towards the fire.

5.Make like you’re going to throw the doll into the fire on the count of 3.

At this point, if your doll is evil, you’ll feel a bite on your arm, or a punch, or some other violent reaction. The doll will try to get out of your grasp, and, if successful, will run away, most likely with an evil cackle out of it’s smiling mouth. Be careful … he’s not fleeing from you; he’s only looking for a place to hide in order to attack you later.

If nothing happens, your doll is probably not evil. You now have 2 choices: Throw it into the fire anyway, or put it away. Warning: If you do not throw the doll in the fire, it is suggested that you take a knife with you to bed. It’s possible the doll IS evil but knew you were testing it, and is waiting for you to go to sleep before attempting to strangle you.

~Hanford


 
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freddiefreelance
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Posted: 2003-11-14 2:08 pm   Permalink

Yuo've been watching the Twilight Zone marathon again, haven't you? Mexican Horror films are good for evil dolls, too.
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Slacks Ferret
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Posted: 2003-11-14 2:18 pm   Permalink

Thanks for the tips Hanford! I'll try it out tonight!

-Slacks


 
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purple jade
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Posted: 2003-11-14 3:17 pm   Permalink

This is a moot argument...everyone knows all ventriloquist's dummies are evil, as are their cousins, clowns.

 
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FLOUNDERart
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Posted: 2003-11-14 3:53 pm   Permalink

Hanford scares me!
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Unga Bunga
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Posted: 2003-11-14 5:11 pm   Permalink

If you don't have an evil puppet, you can get one here!

http://www.puppetterrors.com
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pablus
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Posted: 2003-11-14 10:20 pm   Permalink


This is the funniest thread I've read in months. Unga Bunga - that link will give me the mental mastery over my sister that I've always craved.

Hanford, whatever it is that you're smoking/drinking/taking/meditating on... I want some.

Absolutely hilarious.


 
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hanford_lemoore
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Posted: 2003-11-15 2:54 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2003-11-14 22:20, pablus wrote:
Hanford, whatever it is that you're smoking/drinking/taking/meditating on... I want some.



you can get it
right here.

And thanks for the compliments!

~Hanford


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freddiefreelance
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Posted: 2003-11-15 3:13 pm   Permalink

The next thread: How to Tell When Your Donut's Evil!

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purple jade
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Posted: 2003-11-15 3:21 pm   Permalink

I bit into a Krispy Kreme lemon donut once, all a-quiver with anticipation of that lemony goodness and it was EMPTY.

That was evil.


 
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suicide_sam
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Posted: 2003-11-15 3:49 pm   Permalink

The fire tip is a good one. ACcording to urban legends fire is the only way to get rid of something evil. That is why you can not mearly throw away your Ouiji board, it will simply keep reappearing in your house. If you want to destroy something born in the bowels of hell it must burn with the same fire that gave it life. I remember Movie Macabre this is a fact. Speaking of Movie Macabre what ever happenned to Elvira. Man she must be like a hundred now and I would still do her.

Oops, once again, I think I've said to much.


 
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kctiki
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Posted: 2003-11-16 04:57 am   Permalink

This reminds me of the old movie where the handsome ventriloquist is really the dummy and the dummy is really the ventriloquist.

The evil little bastard tricks a lonely woman into marrying him because she thinks she's marrying a suave, good looking ventriloquist.

It's a very creepy old flick - I can't remember the name of it.



 
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martiki
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Posted: 2003-11-17 3:57 pm   Permalink

All Krispy Kreme donuts ae evil. Don't believe the hype! Buy real donuts!

 
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purple jade
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Posted: 2003-11-17 4:35 pm   Permalink

But I like KK donuts. Bein' as how they were allegedly inspired by N.O. beignets.

 
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Johnny Dollar
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Posted: 2003-11-17 4:38 pm   Permalink

Indeed, the 1975 movie Trilogy of Terror had the final third dedicated to a Zuni Fetish Doll that coincidentally blended ventriloquist creepiness with tiki formalism. Karen Black figured out the fire thing... kind of.

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