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Feelin' Zombified
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Joined: Jul 15, 2003
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From: The Exotic Shores of Lake St. Clair
|  Posted: 2004-03-04 7:12 pm Permalink
I was just minding my own business, trying to fix a computer bug when I heard my wife scream. I ran to see what was up and I find her sitting with the remote, eyes fixed on the TV. I look at the TV and there it is in all its' glory... Free Porn! Yes, indeed the cable folks screwed up and there it was... SPICE 2. Now here's the funny part: I clicked the info button to see what channel it was supposed to be and I see that it's the "WE" network (Womens Entertainment) and the movie that was supposed to be showing was The Bells Of Saint Mary's. I figure it had to have been some guy at the cable company on his last day or a disgruntled employee. It lasted a full 15 minutes (not sure when it started) I don't think I've laughed so hard in months.
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naugatiki
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Joined: Jan 02, 2004
Posts: 806
From: Port Angeles, Wa
| Posted: 2004-03-04 7:30 pm Permalink
Are you sure the title wasn't "The Balls of St Mary's"?
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donhonyc
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Joined: Jan 13, 2003
Posts: 1173
From: The Quiet EAST Village
| Posted: 2004-03-04 7:43 pm Permalink
Women's Entertainment......indeed.
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tikimug
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Joined: Apr 01, 2002
Posts: 751
From: 1217 mi. North of the Mai Kai
| Posted: 2004-03-04 9:17 pm Permalink
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On 2004-03-04 19:12, Feelin' Zombified wrote:
...It lasted a full 15 minutes (not sure when it started) I don't think I've laughed so hard in months.
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HA! That's long enough for me. How much more do you need. 
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RevBambooBen
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Joined: Nov 12, 2002
Posts: 7197
From: Huntikington Beach
| Posted: 2004-03-04 10:01 pm Permalink
Did you's knock it out or what!!? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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donhonyc
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Joined: Jan 13, 2003
Posts: 1173
From: The Quiet EAST Village
| Posted: 2004-03-04 11:19 pm Permalink
If this TV's a-rockin' don't come a-knockin'...
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tikifish
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 2720
From: Toronto,Canada
| Posted: 2004-03-05 05:31 am Permalink
Damn - I missed it!
TORONTO (CP) - Rogers Cable plans to offer a free weekend preview of two of its adult digital channels but stresses they have to be specifically requested.
Rogers customers in Ontario and part of British Columbia recently received a mailed flyer that promised the preview, to run from Friday to Sunday, for the explicit Hustler and 10X channels. It also explains to parents the seven steps required to use their digital cable remote control to block the two services as well as other Rogers adult fare, including Sex TV and Playboy TV.
But a spokesperson stresses that the channels won't just appear unblocked on the carrier's digital tier, but have to be requested using a four-digit PIN code.
There have been numerous free previews offered recently by digital specialty channels and, from March 15 to 19, Discovery Kids will offer a freebie to coincide with the school break.
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PolynesianPop
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 2341
From: Corona, Ca
| Posted: 2004-03-05 08:47 am Permalink
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On 2004-03-04 21:17, tikimug wrote:
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On 2004-03-04 19:12, Feelin' Zombified wrote:
...It lasted a full 15 minutes (not sure when it started) I don't think I've laughed so hard in months.
-Z
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HA! That's long enough for me. How much more do you need.
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.....plenty of time....
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FLOUNDERart
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Joined: Sep 02, 2003
Posts: 1140
From: Orlando Florida
| Posted: 2004-03-05 08:56 am Permalink
I was in a pool hall / pub about five years ago. I looked up at the television and there was a seventy year old naked women with her legs wide open showing her peircings. It was some kind of nude talk show and there was about five other people sitting on couchs naked, as was the host. I looked around the rather large bar and everyone in it was staring at a television in a horrified amazment. I haven't been able to talk to my grandmother since!
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Johnny Dollar
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Joined: Oct 01, 2003
Posts: 2916
From: Baltimore, Maryland, PNG
| Posted: 2004-03-05 08:59 am Permalink
if the bingo hall's rockin, don't bother knockin
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atomictonytiki
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Joined: May 14, 2002
Posts: 1267
From: Bangkok
| Posted: 2004-03-05 10:18 am Permalink
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On 2004-03-05 08:56, FLOUNDERart wrote:
a seventy year old naked women with her legs wide open showing her peircings.
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Was she a busy white haired english lady with loads of tattoo's because i was at this tattoo convention once and i turned around to see the same sight.
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Tiki_Bong
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 0 | Posted: 2004-03-05 10:51 am Permalink
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On 2004-03-04 21:17, tikimug wrote:
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On 2004-03-04 19:12, Feelin' Zombified wrote:
...It lasted a full 15 minutes (not sure when it started) I don't think I've laughed so hard in months.
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HA! That's long enough for me. How much more do you need.
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Reverse and freeze frame.
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cynfulcynner
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Joined: Mar 24, 2002
Posts: 1800
From: Ocean Beach, San Francisco
| Posted: 2004-03-05 10:55 am Permalink
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On 2004-03-05 08:56, FLOUNDERart wrote:
I looked up at the television and there was a seventy year old naked women with her legs wide open showing her peircings.
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Hey -- wasn't that Mig's girlfriend from the Maury show? 
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Turbogod
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Joined: Jun 14, 2002
Posts: 1219 | Posted: 2004-03-05 11:08 am Permalink
When Mrs. TG and myself were in Vegas a few years back we had free porn @ Bally's the entire week. It was pretty much the same 2 movies on different channels. Boy we had the most popular room amongst the group we went to Vegas with.
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Tikiwahine
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Joined: Apr 09, 2003
Posts: 3288
From: Ontario, Canada
| Posted: 2004-03-05 11:57 am Permalink
Up here I get porn on many of my regular cable channels after about midnight. I was flipping around one evening and was so surprised to see so much on at the same time!
It must be that moai I have in the backyard...they're supposed to face west, right? 
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