||Any other TC Members on Probation?
Joined: Nov 30, 2003
From: Kansas City, MO
|Posted: 2004-03-25 10:44 am  Permalink|
Probably not. We've all been in the DOGhouse.
I think he meant the BIG house. You know....the slammer, the tank, the clink, up the river. Wait a minute, did he say probation or parole?????
I once was lost.....but now I'm found.....
Joined: Nov 29, 2002
From: San Diego, CA
|Posted: 2004-03-25 9:24 pm  Permalink|
You mean like checkin' in with your PO once a week and havin' a breathalizer kill switch hooked up to your car's ignition and wearin' one of those tracking devices strapped to your ankle?...Nope, not me bruddah!
What happens on Tiki Central, stays on Tiki Central.
Joined: Jun 19, 2002
From: Santa Ana, CA.
|Posted: 2004-03-26 07:51 am  Permalink|
Is everyone here so mamby pamby, goodie two shoes, pocket pencil protector, star trek, flippen paper pushin nerd Mo-FO'z that no one has a story?
COME ON give it up
Yes, I am a former criminal, But I am working off my Karma a little each day.
At 8 = broke 88 windows at school = caught
At 9 = first moving violation = going 35 in a 25 and turned left through a red light = caught
At 14 broke off 164 sprinkler heads = caught
At 16.5 9 tickets 3 accidents = license removed for 3 years = caught
I have been to traffic school 14 times
And this is all I can think of first thing in the morning.
So people, bring on some probation stories!!
It's not like your gonna run for President.
We promise to still LOVE you, even if you have been a bad boy or girl or Bong?
When this stops being fun
It's our fault
Have no brakes Cannot stop
Happydog (What can I do?)
Joined: Jan 04, 2003
From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
|Posted: 2004-03-26 08:05 am  Permalink|
aiight. I got busted by Fountain Valley cops for stealing strawberries. Yeah, it was after 10 pm, they were waiting for us as we climbed back over the wall. Funny thing is we really didn't get busted for that, we got busted for curfew violation....they kept the strawberries. I'm sure there families had red fingers and lips for weeks. Released to parents after a few hours. No probation.
(Hello all my relatives)
Joined: Mar 25, 2002
|Posted: 2004-03-26 08:18 am  Permalink|
I am sorry, but I have never been arrested! Probably becuse I don't own a car, and no one has figured out how to charge a cyclist for DUI yet.
Joined: Jun 06, 2003
|Posted: 2004-03-26 10:21 am  Permalink|
Joined: Mar 29, 2002
|Posted: 2004-03-26 7:37 pm  Permalink|
I was on probation for six months when I was seventeen ("it was a very good year...") Residential burglary and illegal possesion of a hypodermic needle. One night in juvie. It's a long story. Hell yeah, martiki's a hard-ass motherfucker.
But I've learned a lot since then. Namely that I'm never going to get in a car with baxdog.
Joined: Mar 21, 2004
From: Whittier, CA
|Posted: 2004-03-26 8:00 pm  Permalink|
I've been in L.A. County Jail. Not fun. VERY not fun. I TRY to be a good boy now.
Joined: May 11, 2003
From: Long Beach
|Posted: 2004-03-28 10:15 am  Permalink|
When I was 21 I was drinking with three underage girls in a parking lot in Las Vegas.
So the cops show up and end up cuffing me and throwing me on the back of their car. One of the girls i'm with (the cute blond) starts crying to the police and tells them we work together at a nearby greasy spoon cafe. The officer says he knows the owner and gets free coffee from him. The officers take off the handcuffs and even give me back my beer! Can you belive that sh*t? Moral of the story. If you ever get busted it pays to have a cute girl with you that can cry on cue.
Joined: Oct 05, 2002
From: South Orange County, CA
|Posted: 2004-03-28 9:27 pm  Permalink|
On 2004-03-26 08:18, tikifish wrote:
... and no one has figured out how to charge a cyclist for DUI yet.
ever been to so. calif?
and Jungle Trader...about the strawberrys...those f.v. cops were lazy and low class, we used to raid the strawberry fields off of I-5 in irvine ourselves and pick our own.