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FreakBear
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Joined: Apr 15, 2004
Posts: 361
From: Springfield, Ohio
Posted: 2004-11-08 5:27 pm   Permalink

I asked, "Can you Woo, woo, woo?"
He shrugged his shoulders walked up close and shrugged'm again.

I got him to sort of breakdance. He wouldn't break the TV. For some reason he threw all the pillows off the couch?

Fun stuff!

-FB


 
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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Joined: Aug 20, 2002
Posts: 2792
From: Carson, California
Posted: 2004-11-08 5:39 pm   Permalink

Ask the virtual Bartender to "strip". It's funny.

Ask her to "show me your panties". (I'm such a dirty dog).

"French kiss a girl" is also good.


[ This Message was edited by: Sabu The Coconut Boy on 2004-11-08 17:44 ]


 
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Futura Girl
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Joined: Oct 01, 2002
Posts: 933
Posted: 2004-11-08 5:51 pm   Permalink

she won't make a martini either - but she will buy you a beer.

 
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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Joined: Aug 20, 2002
Posts: 2792
From: Carson, California
Posted: 2004-11-08 6:01 pm   Permalink

Forget the dang martini! Ask her to fake an orgasm or show you her bra. Ok. I'm off to church now.

 
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rodeotiki
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Joined: Jan 21, 2004
Posts: 1513
From: calgary
Posted: 2004-11-08 6:22 pm   Permalink

ask her to show you her pink

 
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Traderpup
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Joined: Mar 26, 2002
Posts: 1049
From: Long Beach, CA
Posted: 2004-11-08 6:45 pm   Permalink

sit on my lap
save a horse, ride a cowboy
shake your money maker
kiss a guy


 
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Turbogod
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Joined: Jun 14, 2002
Posts: 1219
Posted: 2004-11-08 6:56 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2004-11-08 17:11, ShaTikah wrote:
New parody of subsrvient chicken: virtual bartender. She can't make a Mai Tai, but try typing in "fight" or "knee".

[ This Message was edited by: ShaTikah on 2004-11-08 17:12 ]


DUde DUde type Kiss
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
Grand Member (first year)  

Joined: Aug 20, 2002
Posts: 2792
From: Carson, California
Posted: 2004-11-08 7:14 pm   Permalink

give me a hummer
tickle
pillow fight


 
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rodeotiki
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Joined: Jan 21, 2004
Posts: 1513
From: calgary
Posted: 2004-11-08 7:32 pm   Permalink

for all you star wars fans tell her to have a sword fight

 
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aquaorama
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Joined: Jan 11, 2003
Posts: 615
From: Tropical Bixby Knolls LBC
Posted: 2004-11-08 7:56 pm   Permalink

Ok, as an "OFFICAL" Star Wars Nerd....that sword fight one was WAY too cool!!

 
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martiki
Official Mixologist

Joined: Mar 29, 2002
Posts: 3058
From: http://www.smugglerscovesf.com
Posted: 2004-11-09 09:57 am   Permalink

Hey southlanders: Someone go over to Sabu's house and take him out for a drink. I'm starting to get worried.

 
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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Joined: Aug 20, 2002
Posts: 2792
From: Carson, California
Posted: 2004-11-09 12:32 pm   Permalink

More importantly, someone take my wife out for a drink and bring her home while she's still inebriated.

 
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Johnny Dollar
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Joined: Oct 01, 2003
Posts: 2953
From: Baltimore, Maryland, PNG
Posted: 2004-11-09 1:04 pm   Permalink

"bounce" is a _fine_ command...

 
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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Joined: Aug 20, 2002
Posts: 2792
From: Carson, California
Posted: 2004-11-09 1:14 pm   Permalink

Speaking of my wife, she discoved these other ones last night:

"tap dance"
"magic trick"
"read a book" - (very funny)
"dance on the bar" - (very funny)
"shoot me"
"Hi Tammy" - (my favorite)



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MachTiki
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Joined: Feb 16, 2004
Posts: 1363
From: San Diego, CA
Posted: 2004-11-09 1:18 pm   Permalink

TYPE "COWGIRL"... TYPE "COWGIRL"!

 
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