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HEADLINE: "I was sexually harassed by snack food!" (Mature and yet immature content!) |
purple jade
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Joined: Feb 19, 2003
Posts: 1450
From: New Orleans
|  Posted: 2004-04-25 6:35 pm Permalink
[ This Message was edited by: purple jade 2005-08-25 09:41 ]
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FLOUNDERart
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Joined: Sep 02, 2003
Posts: 1140
From: Orlando Florida
| Posted: 2004-04-25 7:23 pm Permalink
Man, that's the best!
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Raffertiki
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Joined: Oct 31, 2003
Posts: 1527
From: L.I.
| Posted: 2004-04-25 7:33 pm Permalink
I think you have a case for a law suit, like when I inadvertantly placed a McDonald's vanilla milkshake between my legs while driving, and suffered frostbite.
Sorry, I'm off subject.
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RevBambooBen
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Joined: Nov 12, 2002
Posts: 7197
From: Huntikington Beach
| Posted: 2004-04-25 9:12 pm Permalink
I think someone needs to get laid!
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Mrs. B
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Joined: Mar 12, 2003
Posts: 231 | Posted: 2004-04-25 10:44 pm Permalink
Aloha Jade and welcome back.
But please....
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PJ has been in a tedium-induced coma, brought on by an overdose of drivel about Benihana mugs, labels for scenesters, moai tissue dispensers, and people who, amazingly enough, would go to a tiki webgroup for toxicology information.
It is possible that this condition may be reversed, but only with massive doses of well-thought out and researched on-topic posts.
Those wanting to help are urged to consult the Book of Tiki, or to use TikiCentral's internal search engine before posting.
Thank you for your concern.
PJ's caregiver
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A Cheeto? Wow, you've been lonely.
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purple jade
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Joined: Feb 19, 2003
Posts: 1450
From: New Orleans
| Posted: 2004-04-25 11:33 pm Permalink
[ This Message was edited by: purple jade 2005-08-25 09:41 ]
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Sweet Daddy Tiki
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Joined: Jul 20, 2003
Posts: 1026
From: Edmonton
| Posted: 2004-04-25 11:59 pm Permalink
um.... how big?
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Mrs. B
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Joined: Mar 12, 2003
Posts: 231 | Posted: 2004-04-26 12:06 am Permalink
No disrespect, "Mrs" Purple Jade, but I have found no sticks in such asses as mine or Ben's to date. I did not post a cheeto.
Wow, I wonder what hoopla Hanford will get from this, what a waste of his time. And yours, by the way.
Aloha
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Mrs. B
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Joined: Mar 12, 2003
Posts: 231 | Posted: 2004-04-26 12:09 am Permalink
P.S Jade...Glad you enjoyed Hale Tiki...we did. Didn't know you were here, as you were not contributing any thoughts.
Aloha
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Unga Bunga
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Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 5734
From: CaliTikifornia
| Posted: 2004-04-26 01:39 am Permalink
PJ,
Do you think this should be the ultimate nominee for TC Tiki King? 
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Jungle Trader
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Joined: Jan 04, 2003
Posts: 3691
From: Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca.
| Posted: 2004-04-26 07:53 am Permalink
So PJ.......who gobbled the cheeto?
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RevBambooBen
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Joined: Nov 12, 2002
Posts: 7197
From: Huntikington Beach
| Posted: 2004-04-26 09:15 am Permalink
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On 2004-04-25 23:33, purple jade wrote:
Yeah, I was expecting this, but actually not from you or Ben.
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but seriously!
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I certainly understand that this post is not nearly as interesting as all the in-jokes from the build-out of Hale Tiki, we all really enjoyed those.
You can't please all of the people all of the time, and some people, it seems, you can't please ANY of the time.
At least I posted in the Beyond forum.
I took some time off to have the stick removed from my ass...I strongly recommend it to certain others too.
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Just poking a little fun. (pun intended!)
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For the record, it was in my husband's bag of Cheetos.
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(most) Guys all think the same!
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He found it and showed it to me. We thought it was a hoot and so did the girls behind the counter at Subway.
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Orgy at Subway???
(that would be a good web$ite!)
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DawnTiki
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Joined: Sep 01, 2002
Posts: 1673
From: next stop Hulaville!
| Posted: 2004-04-26 09:20 am Permalink
I think Frito Lay should look into this phallic phenomenon as a possible marketing...ummm, tool 
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Sam Gambino
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Joined: Dec 02, 2003
Posts: 2197
From: www.samgambino.com
| Posted: 2004-04-26 09:47 am Permalink
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On 2004-04-26 00:09, Mrs. B wrote:
P.S Jade...Glad you enjoyed Hale Tiki...we did. Didn't know you were here, as you were not contributing any thoughts.
Aloha
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Mrs. B, you are on a roll
Welcome, purple jade.
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Turbogod
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Joined: Jun 14, 2002
Posts: 1219 | Posted: 2004-04-26 10:34 am Permalink
I, for one, welcome our well endowed Cheetos Overlords.
Welcome back PurpleJade. Too bad there isn't going to be an Exotica2004 in Chicago this year, I have been busy practicing my dance moves for the Post-Luau-Ultralounge-Bus-Dance-Party rematch in my company's broom closet for the last 8 months. All that time wasted, I'll never get back!
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