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Super Soaker Combat - Tiki Oasis IV! |
Tiki_Bong
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Posts: 0 |  Posted: 2004-05-03 09:18 am Permalink
All right, I know we didn't need another thread re: Tiki Oasis IV, but, so what.
I do here and now state that there will be all-out combat with any person thought to have in their possession, at one time had in their possession, or plan in the future to have in their possession, a super soaker gun!
Sniper attacks will more than likely occur at most inopportune times - eating, sleeping, going #1 and/or #2, sex, vomiting, BUT NEVER, REPEAT NEVER, (as per Geneva Convention Super Soaker Rule 1B, Section D)during the a) mixing of, b) requesting of, or c) consumption of Rum-based libations.
Thank you.
LIVE ALOHA OR I'LL BLAST YOU WITH MY SUPER-SOAKER!
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floratina
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 997
From: West Los Angeles
| Posted: 2004-05-03 10:25 am Permalink
In that case, I think someone ought to GIVE one of those things to King.
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Monkeyman
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Joined: Mar 04, 2003
Posts: 2300
From: Vista, CA
| Posted: 2004-05-03 1:09 pm Permalink
I purchased 4 brand new state of the art super soakers for the whole family.... We have been practicing with them daily.
Be on guard.
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kick_the_reverb
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Joined: Jul 17, 2002
Posts: 573
From: Originally Israel, now Oceanside, CA
| Posted: 2004-05-03 2:23 pm Permalink
I come unarmed, but just wanted to say that the moment I saw the topic, I didn't have to look at the author column to see who started it...
BTW - It's my first Oasis, but as far as I remember from the one last year, I suggest that posession of an inflated beach ball is grounds for instant soaking.
Ran
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Tiki-bot
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Joined: Jun 24, 2002
Posts: 1345 | Posted: 2004-05-03 2:24 pm Permalink
Bullet-proof get-up for the ladies...
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martiki
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| Posted: 2004-05-03 2:39 pm Permalink
I can also say from experience that you'll want to keep the Super Soakers away from any poolside film projectors.
But otherwise...my soaker will be filled with mai tais.
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Unga Bunga
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Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 5734
From: CaliTikifornia
| Posted: 2004-05-03 3:01 pm Permalink
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Tiki Bird
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Joined: Sep 25, 2003
Posts: 850
From: Cerritos, Ca.
| Posted: 2004-05-03 3:20 pm Permalink
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On 2004-05-03 09:18, Tiki_Bong wrote:
Sniper attacks will more than likely occur at most inopportune times - eating, sleeping, going #1 and/or #2, sex, vomiting, BUT NEVER, REPEAT NEVER, (as per Geneva Convention Super Soaker Rule 1B, Section D)during the a) mixing of, b) requesting of, or c) consumption of Rum-based libations.
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I'm just going to have to drink constantley to keep from getting shot.
tbird
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CheekyGirl
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Joined: May 21, 2003
Posts: 976
From: Like Oh My Gawd..San Fernando Valley
| Posted: 2004-05-03 5:32 pm Permalink
That sounds like my line of defense! Will have a drink in hand 24-7!
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mrs. pineapple
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Joined: May 12, 2003
Posts: 611 | Posted: 2004-05-03 6:47 pm Permalink
mwhaaaahmwhhaahahah
we're SO prepared. We bought water weapons WEEKS ago.
TEAM PINEAPPLE
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McDougall
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Joined: May 02, 2003
Posts: 489
From: Ft. Lauderdale, FL
| Posted: 2004-05-03 8:17 pm Permalink
Damn, ya'all are killing me. I wanna go so bad! What are filling your soakers with? See you at the Hukilau...Damn damn damn
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RevBambooBen
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Joined: Nov 12, 2002
Posts: 7197
From: Huntikington Beach
| Posted: 2004-05-03 10:46 pm Permalink
Shoot me and I'll smash your "super soakers" into a million little bits then roll who ever shot me in the broken shards of plastic!!!! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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Mrs. B
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Joined: Mar 12, 2003
Posts: 231 | Posted: 2004-05-03 10:47 pm Permalink
"Ditto"
We do not "war paint" we "shave"...it's more fun!
Aloha
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thebaxdog
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Joined: Jun 19, 2002
Posts: 775
From: Santa Ana, CA.
| Posted: 2004-05-04 07:22 am Permalink
Prepare for the Benima.
Because with friends like you
Who needs an enima?
Just BENdover and take it like a man.
After we get done with the Boo's
They should be cleaner than a Summer's Eve.
Now pass the Vinegar and prepare yourselfs.
The Thrilla in Manilla
Trouble at the Tropics
The Tiki gets Freaky
You know I think Vick is gonna kill me!!!
It It It was all Bong's idea
NO really, blame him?????????????????
Overkill at the Oasis
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RevBambooBen
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Joined: Nov 12, 2002
Posts: 7197
From: Huntikington Beach
| Posted: 2004-05-04 07:39 am Permalink
It's not O asis. It's Arrrrrrrrrrr asis!
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