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Super Soaker Combat - Tiki Oasis IV!
Tiki_Bong
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Posted: 2004-05-03 09:18 am   Permalink

All right, I know we didn't need another thread re: Tiki Oasis IV, but, so what.

I do here and now state that there will be all-out combat with any person thought to have in their possession, at one time had in their possession, or plan in the future to have in their possession, a super soaker gun!

Sniper attacks will more than likely occur at most inopportune times - eating, sleeping, going #1 and/or #2, sex, vomiting, BUT NEVER, REPEAT NEVER, (as per Geneva Convention Super Soaker Rule 1B, Section D)during the a) mixing of, b) requesting of, or c) consumption of Rum-based libations.

Thank you.

LIVE ALOHA OR I'LL BLAST YOU WITH MY SUPER-SOAKER!
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floratina
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Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 998
From: West Los Angeles
Posted: 2004-05-03 10:25 am   Permalink

In that case, I think someone ought to GIVE one of those things to King.

 
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Monkeyman
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Joined: Mar 04, 2003
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From: Vista, CA
Posted: 2004-05-03 1:09 pm   Permalink

I purchased 4 brand new state of the art super soakers for the whole family.... We have been practicing with them daily.

Be on guard.




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kick_the_reverb
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Joined: Jul 17, 2002
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From: Originally Israel, now Oceanside, CA
Posted: 2004-05-03 2:23 pm   Permalink

I come unarmed, but just wanted to say that the moment I saw the topic, I didn't have to look at the author column to see who started it...
BTW - It's my first Oasis, but as far as I remember from the one last year, I suggest that posession of an inflated beach ball is grounds for instant soaking.
Ran


 
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Tiki-bot
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Posted: 2004-05-03 2:24 pm   Permalink

Bullet-proof get-up for the ladies...


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martiki
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Posted: 2004-05-03 2:39 pm   Permalink

I can also say from experience that you'll want to keep the Super Soakers away from any poolside film projectors.

But otherwise...my soaker will be filled with mai tais.


 
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Unga Bunga
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Posted: 2004-05-03 3:01 pm   Permalink



 
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Tiki Bird
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Joined: Sep 25, 2003
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From: Cerritos, Ca.
Posted: 2004-05-03 3:20 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2004-05-03 09:18, Tiki_Bong wrote:

Sniper attacks will more than likely occur at most inopportune times - eating, sleeping, going #1 and/or #2, sex, vomiting, BUT NEVER, REPEAT NEVER, (as per Geneva Convention Super Soaker Rule 1B, Section D)during the a) mixing of, b) requesting of, or c) consumption of Rum-based libations.




I'm just going to have to drink constantley to keep from getting shot.


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CheekyGirl
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Joined: May 21, 2003
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From: Like Oh My Gawd..San Fernando Valley
Posted: 2004-05-03 5:32 pm   Permalink

That sounds like my line of defense! Will have a drink in hand 24-7!



 
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mrs. pineapple
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Joined: May 12, 2003
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Posted: 2004-05-03 6:47 pm   Permalink

mwhaaaahmwhhaahahah
we're SO prepared. We bought water weapons WEEKS ago.

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McDougall
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Joined: May 02, 2003
Posts: 489
From: Ft. Lauderdale, FL
Posted: 2004-05-03 8:17 pm   Permalink

Damn, ya'all are killing me. I wanna go so bad! What are filling your soakers with? See you at the Hukilau...Damn damn damn

 
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RevBambooBen
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Joined: Nov 12, 2002
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From: Huntikington Beach
Posted: 2004-05-03 10:46 pm   Permalink

Shoot me and I'll smash your "super soakers" into a million little bits then roll who ever shot me in the broken shards of plastic!!!! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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Mrs. B
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Posted: 2004-05-03 10:47 pm   Permalink

"Ditto"
We do not "war paint" we "shave"...it's more fun!
Aloha


 
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thebaxdog
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Joined: Jun 19, 2002
Posts: 775
From: Santa Ana, CA.
Posted: 2004-05-04 07:22 am   Permalink

Prepare for the Benima.
Because with friends like you
Who needs an enima?
Just BENdover and take it like a man.
After we get done with the Boo's
They should be cleaner than a Summer's Eve.
Now pass the Vinegar and prepare yourselfs.
The Thrilla in Manilla
Trouble at the Tropics
The Tiki gets Freaky
You know I think Vick is gonna kill me!!!
It It It was all Bong's idea
NO really, blame him?????????????????
Overkill at the Oasis
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RevBambooBen
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From: Huntikington Beach
Posted: 2004-05-04 07:39 am   Permalink

It's not O asis. It's Arrrrrrrrrrr asis!

 
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